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  • #241
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
    Juggalo-emo-goth hybrids

    Next: Popular Music
    When it comes to popular music, most True Christians(tM) are still reeling over Amy Grant's divorce and remarriage.

    Next: The Amy Grant/Vince Gill lust-fest
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    I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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    • #242
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
      The Amy Grant/Vince Gill lust-fest
      Madonna (the Ultimate Cougar) and her latest boy-toy lust-fest, on video.

      Next: Britney Spears at your church, and you have no stones handy.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • #243
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher
        Britney Spears at my church, and I have no stones ready, and she's making out with Madonna! Next: Madonna (not the singer, the Cathlycks pagan goddess)
        The little-publicised Slovenian tradition of depicting the Blessed Virgin impaled upon a dildo (It's true! and disgusting)

        Next: Jesus sweating blood
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        • #244
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Jesus not sweating His precious blood, by which we are saved.

          Next: Beelzebub

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          • #245
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
            Next: Beelzebub
            Beelzebub mixing Jesus' precious blood with vodka and a curl of citrus peel for a Christini.

            Next: A world where all the computers are made by Apple.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • #246
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              A world where all computers were designed by infamous God-hater Bill Gates.

              Next: liberal universities

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              • #247
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                Next: liberal universities
                Liberals running Liberty University!

                Next: Sonia Sotomayor turns out to be a radical lesbian.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • #248
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Sonia Sotomayor turns out to be a radical MUSLIM lesbian.

                  Next: Jesus Christ Superstar

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                  • #249
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                    Next: Jesus Christ Superstar
                    Barack Obama and Sonia Sotomayor star in Jesus Christ Superstar!

                    Next: Roadkill for dinner.
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                    Huckabee/Palin Gingrich 2012 will reclaim America for Christ! PRAISE!

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                    • #250
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                      Next: Roadkill for dinner.
                      No dinner at all.

                      Next: Caroline Kennedy
                      In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                      • #251
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Brother Lazarus View Post
                        Next: Caroline Kennedy
                        Maria Shriver.

                        Next: Caroline Kennedy and Maria Shriver mud-wrestling with Rosie O'Donnell.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • #252
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          Maria Shriver.

                          Next: Caroline Kennedy and Maria Shriver mud-wrestling with Rosie O'Donnell.
                          Me having to mud-wrestle with Rosie O'Donnell.

                          Next: libraries.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • #253
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                            Me having to mud-wrestle with Rosie O'Donnell.

                            Next: libraries.
                            The Bill Clinton Library. You know that one only carries porn mags.
                            Next: Ireland
                            Luke 5:31
                            And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                            • #254
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Libraries containing "Das Kapital", "Origin of the Species", the Koran, "Valley of the Dolls", and "Timmy Has Two Daddies".

                              Next: Hemmorhoids
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                              SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                              Hosea 9:7
                              The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                              • #255
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Hemorrhoids sent as a curse by God.

                                Next: Egypt

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