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  • #631
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
    Having to groom Professor X's armpits while she recites "Musky Clam Love".

    Next: The demons residing in My'Shelle's nether regions.
    Professor X speaking in blasphemous "tongues" to said regions.
    Next: The love child of Karl Marx and Professor X
    Luke 5:31
    And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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    • #632
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
      Professor X speaking in blasphemous "tongues" to said regions.
      Next: The love child of Karl Marx and Professor X
      . . . being sent back in time, where he becomes famous as Groucho Marx.


      He got his mother's looks AND fashion sense.

      Next: A hot, sticky summer evening in Atlanta, Georgia.
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      • #633
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        A hot, sticky summer evening in San Francisco

        Next: Los Angeles

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        • #634
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
          A hot, sticky summer evening in San Francisco

          Next: Los Angeles
          Having to attend a papist mass with Cardinal Roger Mahoney and 2,000 statue-worshipping Mexican'ts in Los Angeles.

          Next: Going to a Bible study only to find its led by "Rev". T.D. Jakes and Joel Osteen.

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          • #635
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Going to a Bible study only to find its led by Cardinal Roger Mahoney and 2,000 statue-worshipping Mexican'ts

            Next: tariffs

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            • #636
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              If dey finally legalise da herb but den put big ol tariffs on all da foreign reefer.

              Next: Scientologists
              No matter what, you gotta strut!

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              • #637
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Scientists.

                Next: Philosophers.

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                • #638
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                  Scientists.

                  Next: Philosophers.
                  Pedophiles.

                  Next: A Catholic's vision of Mary in a dog turd.
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                  • #639
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    A dog turds vision of Mary in a Catholic.

                    Next: teenagers

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                    • #640
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post

                      Next: teenagers
                      Teenagers who engage in obsessive masturbation and spend all their time playing queer video games and mocking God.


                      Next: A case of vintage wine.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • #641
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Teenagers who engage in obsessive masturbation and spend all their time playing queer video games and mocking God.


                        Next: A case of vintage wine.
                        A case of vintage prison toilet wine.
                        Next: French cuisine
                        Luke 5:31
                        And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                        • #642
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          French people.

                          Next: Dutch people

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                          • #643
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                            French people.

                            Next: Dutch people
                            Dutch Belgians who speak French.
                            Next: Midgets
                            Luke 5:31
                            And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                            • #644
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                              Next: Midgets
                              Belgian midgets who pimp for gypsies.

                              Next: Demoncrats demand that CHURCHES pay taxes!
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • #645
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Belgian midgets who pimp for gypsies.

                                Next: Demoncrats demand that CHURCHES pay taxes!
                                Demoncrats demand that Christian Republicans pay for socialized abortions.
                                Next: Joan Rivers
                                Luke 5:31
                                And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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