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  • #691
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Christiansoldier View Post
    The televisionn mini-series having a liberal bias (like everything does)

    Next: The world is in peace thanks to the UN.
    The world is in pieces thanks to the UN.

    Next: Guys with thin mustaches and light-up bowties.

    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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    • #692
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
      The world is in pieces thanks to the UN.

      Next: Guys with thin mustaches and light-up bowties.
      Muslim guys with thick mustaches and exploding suicide bowties!

      Next: Dancing naked Germans.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • #693
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
        Muslim guys with thick mustaches and exploding suicide bowties!

        Next: Dancing naked Germans.

        Dancing naked Germans in North America.


        Next: United States selling area 51.

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        • #694
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
          Dancing naked Germans in North America.


          Next: United States selling area 51.
          Da United States sellin area 51 to da Chinese. Dere'd be cheap plastic UFOs crashin all over da place!

          Next: Michael Vick
          No matter what, you gotta strut!

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          • #695
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Loquacious Jefferson View Post
            Da United States sellin area 51 to da Chinese. Dere'd be cheap plastic UFOs crashin all over da place!

            Next: Michael Vick
            A homosexual Michael Vick (or is he already?)

            Next: Getting married but having no children.

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            • #696
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by Christiansoldier View Post
              A homosexual Michael Vick (or is he already?)

              Next: Getting married but having no children.
              Having children but not getting married.

              Next:
              Ramadan becomes a National Holiday
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              • #697
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by David (not a Jew) View Post
                Having children but not getting married.

                Next:
                Ramadan becomes a National Holiday
                Ramadan and yom kippur become national holidays. Christmas canceled.

                Cigars.
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                • #698
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                  Ramadan and yom kippur become national holidays. Christmas canceled.

                  Cigars.
                  Bill Clinton's cigar that he uh, did things to Monica Lewinsky with. However, nothing wrong with finely made and premium Cuban. When you pick me up on Friday, I'll bring one for you to try, Brother Levi.

                  Next: Having to endure an hour of Oprah.

                  Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                  • #699
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                    Bill Clinton's cigar that he uh, did things to Monica Lewinsky with. However, nothing wrong with finely made and premium Cuban. When you pick me up on Friday, I'll bring one for you to try, Brother Levi.

                    Next: Having to endure an hour of Oprah.
                    Having to endure two hours of the "Discovery" channel.

                    Next: Obama enforces gun control

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                    • #700
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Christiansoldier View Post
                      Having to endure two hours of the "Discovery" channel.

                      Next: Obama enforces gun control
                      Obama enforces gun control over my cold dead body.

                      Next: Obama bumper stickers.
                      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                      • #701
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                        Obama enforces gun control over my cold dead body.

                        Next: Obama bumper stickers.
                        An Obama bumper sticker on a hybrid driven by a College student on his way to a LIEberal college/university.

                        Next: Universal Health Care

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                        • #702
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          World War III

                          Next: Non-Christian poetry

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                          • #703
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                            World War III

                            Next: Non-Christian poetry
                            Harry Potter "Literature"

                            Next: Movies made from Hollyweird

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                            • #704
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Christiansoldier View Post
                              Harry Potter "Literature"

                              Next: Movies made from Hollyweird
                              Sinful movies made in the San Fernando Valley or Amsterdam.

                              Next: LA rush hour traffic.

                              Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                              • #705
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                                Sinful movies made in the San Fernando Valley or Amsterdam.

                                Next: LA rush hour traffic.
                                Running out of gas in LA rush hour traffic.

                                Finding out that the top selling vehicle in the Cash for Clunkers program is the non-hybrid Ford Escape SUV, not the Ford Focus.
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