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  • Nurse Clampett
    Jesus's Favorite Nurse
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2009
    • 974
    #631
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
    Having to groom Professor X's armpits while she recites "Musky Clam Love".

    Next: The demons residing in My'Shelle's nether regions.
    Professor X speaking in blasphemous "tongues" to said regions.
    Next: The love child of Karl Marx and Professor X
    Luke 5:31
    And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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      • JennyD
        Honorary True Christian™
        Sweet Placid Sister
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2007
        • 9567
        #632
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
        Professor X speaking in blasphemous "tongues" to said regions.
        Next: The love child of Karl Marx and Professor X
        . . . being sent back in time, where he becomes famous as Groucho Marx.


        He got his mother's looks AND fashion sense.

        Next: A hot, sticky summer evening in Atlanta, Georgia.
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          • Meek and Humble
            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
            Biblical Black Belt
            Jr. Pastor
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2008
            • 6197
            #633
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            A hot, sticky summer evening in San Francisco

            Next: Los Angeles

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              • Rev. Jim Osborne
                True Christian™ Televangelist
                Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2009
                • 8622
                #634
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                A hot, sticky summer evening in San Francisco

                Next: Los Angeles
                Having to attend a papist mass with Cardinal Roger Mahoney and 2,000 statue-worshipping Mexican'ts in Los Angeles.

                Next: Going to a Bible study only to find its led by "Rev". T.D. Jakes and Joel Osteen.

                Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                  • Meek and Humble
                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                    Biblical Black Belt
                    Jr. Pastor
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 6197
                    #635
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Going to a Bible study only to find its led by Cardinal Roger Mahoney and 2,000 statue-worshipping Mexican'ts

                    Next: tariffs

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                      • Loquacious Jefferson
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 43
                        #636
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        If dey finally legalise da herb but den put big ol tariffs on all da foreign reefer.

                        Next: Scientologists
                        No matter what, you gotta strut!

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                          • Meek and Humble
                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                            Biblical Black Belt
                            Jr. Pastor
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 6197
                            #637
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Scientists.

                            Next: Philosophers.

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                              • JennyD
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Sweet Placid Sister
                                Forum Member
                                • Dec 2007
                                • 9567
                                #638
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                Scientists.

                                Next: Philosophers.
                                Pedophiles.

                                Next: A Catholic's vision of Mary in a dog turd.
                                www.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
                                Huckabee/Palin Gingrich 2012 will reclaim America for Christ! PRAISE!

                                Christian Ladies:
                                Savor your separation in style at the Monthly Visitor!

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                                  • Meek and Humble
                                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                    Biblical Black Belt
                                    Jr. Pastor
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Dec 2008
                                    • 6197
                                    #639
                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                    A dog turds vision of Mary in a Catholic.

                                    Next: teenagers

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78551
                                        #640
                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post

                                        Next: teenagers
                                        Teenagers who engage in obsessive masturbation and spend all their time playing queer video games and mocking God.


                                        Next: A case of vintage wine.
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • Nurse Clampett
                                            Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                                            Forum Member
                                            • Jan 2009
                                            • 974
                                            #641
                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                            Teenagers who engage in obsessive masturbation and spend all their time playing queer video games and mocking God.


                                            Next: A case of vintage wine.
                                            A case of vintage prison toilet wine.
                                            Next: French cuisine
                                            Luke 5:31
                                            And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

                                              Comment

                                              • Meek and Humble
                                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                Biblical Black Belt
                                                Jr. Pastor
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Dec 2008
                                                • 6197
                                                #642
                                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                French people.

                                                Next: Dutch people

                                                  Comment

                                                  • Nurse Clampett
                                                    Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • Jan 2009
                                                    • 974
                                                    #643
                                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                                    French people.

                                                    Next: Dutch people
                                                    Dutch Belgians who speak French.
                                                    Next: Midgets
                                                    Luke 5:31
                                                    And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

                                                      Comment

                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78551
                                                        #644
                                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                        Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                                                        Next: Midgets
                                                        Belgian midgets who pimp for gypsies.

                                                        Next: Demoncrats demand that CHURCHES pay taxes!
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • Nurse Clampett
                                                            Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • Jan 2009
                                                            • 974
                                                            #645
                                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                            Belgian midgets who pimp for gypsies.

                                                            Next: Demoncrats demand that CHURCHES pay taxes!
                                                            Demoncrats demand that Christian Republicans pay for socialized abortions.
                                                            Next: Joan Rivers
                                                            Luke 5:31
                                                            And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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