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  • Nurse Clampett
    Jesus's Favorite Nurse
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2009
    • 974

    #781
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
    Sammy Davis Jnr come back from the grave!!!

    Next: evil 70's sitcom, M*A*S*H*
    Uppity jigaboo 70's sitcom Good Times. It had a black femanazi neighbor to make it even worse.
    Next: Being Professor X's gynecologist
    Luke 5:31
    And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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    • Meek and Humble
      Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
      Biblical Black Belt
      Jr. Pastor
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2008
      • 6197

      #782
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Being Rosie O'Donnell's gynecologist.

      Next: those whores on "The View"

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      • Levi Jones
        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
         
        • Jul 2009
        • 13930

        #783
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
        Being Rosie O'Donnell's gynecologist.

        Next: those whores on "The View"
        How dare you speak badly of Sister Elizabeth being intimately involved with Whoopi!

        Next: Inflation on the cost of two sparrows.
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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        • Meek and Humble
          Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
          Biblical Black Belt
          Jr. Pastor
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2008
          • 6197

          #784
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Deflation on the cost of our soul to Jesus!

          Next: those liberals at the Westboro Baptist church.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552

            #785
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
            Next: those liberals at the Westboro Baptist church.
            Pastor Phelps performing a queer wedding live on national TV!


            Next: Goat curry.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Larry Lee
              Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
              True Christian™ Theologian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 4464

              #786
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

              Next: Goat curry.
              Goats currying favor with the sheep, in order to confuse the Good Shepard's division of the sheep to His right hand and the goats to His left (Matthew 25:32-33), as if the goats could!

              Next: Fig trees
              sigpic

              I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78552

                #787
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post

                Next: Fig trees
                Cursed fig trees!


                Next: Barbara Walters.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Larry Lee
                  Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                  True Christian™ Theologian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 4464

                  #788
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

                  Next: Barbara Walters.
                  Baba Wawa.

                  Next: Nobar King on acid
                  sigpic

                  I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                  • Meek and Humble
                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                    Biblical Black Belt
                    Jr. Pastor
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 6197

                    #789
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Acid on Nobar King!

                    Next: Ed McMahon

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #790
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                      Vicious radical atheists
                      Next: Curry.
                      Tim Curry!
                      Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                      Acid on Nobar King!

                      Next: Ed McMahon
                      Mr. Ed and Ed McMahon being married by Obama.

                      Next: rationing of health care.
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Larry Lee
                        Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                        True Christian™ Theologian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 4464

                        #791
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                        Next: rationing of health care.
                        Believing that the poor have a right to more than their fair share.

                        Next: Jenni111 on acid
                        sigpic

                        I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                        • Meek and Humble
                          Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                          Biblical Black Belt
                          Jr. Pastor
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 6197

                          #792
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Jenni111 being allowed to post on here as if she has a brain or anything to contribute to the world.

                          Next: Confucius

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #793
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                            Jenni111 being allowed to post on here as if she has a brain or anything to contribute to the world.

                            Next: Confucius
                            People listening to what Confucius say instead of what Jesus say!

                            Next: Rewarding failure and taxing success.
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • Larry Lee
                              Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                              True Christian™ Theologian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 4464

                              #794
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post

                              Next: Rewarding failure and taxing success.
                              brrrrrrrrrr.. There's nothing worse than that, Brother.

                              Next: Green
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                              I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                              • Meek and Humble
                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                Biblical Black Belt
                                Jr. Pastor
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 6197

                                #795
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Pink!

                                Next: metrosexuals

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