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  • #751
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Sacrificing Vegetables to Baphomet on the Winter Solstice at Stonehenge surrounded by 13 naked hairy male witches.

    Next: Stupid fire code laws that say there must be a clear path to fire exits (but how else can we maximize room space and pack in worshippers?)

    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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    • #752
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post


      Next: Stupid fire code laws that say there must be a clear path to fire exits (but how else can we maximize room space and pack in worshippers?)
      The State Fire Marshall shows up and my bag man Brother Bobby Joe is nowhere to be found.


      Next: Filthy Gypsy scum.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #753
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        The State Fire Marshall shows up and my bag man Brother Bobby Joe is nowhere to be found.


        Next: Filthy Gypsy scum.

        Listening to Cher sing about filthy Gypsy scum.

        Next: Retards on the "Short Bus".

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        • #754
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Retardeds in a stretch limo!

          Next: Ozzy Osbourne.
          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • #755
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
            Retardeds in a stretch limo!

            Next: Ozzy Osbourne.
            See above.


            Next: Rancid Greek cheese.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #756
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              See above.


              Next: Rancid Greek cheese.
              Rancid Greek Cheese on a "healthy salad" Even at the nice places like the Feast of Cana server that nonsense. I don't want to be eating my nice steak while someone is grazing on garbage next to me.

              NEXT: Pretentious gourmets with their exotica foreign foods like Dijon muster and worchester sauce

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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              • #757
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

                Next: Rancid Greek cheese.
                Finding out the source of that rancid Greek cheese is not a cow or sheep.

                Next: The Pacific Ocean

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                • #758
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Getting Dijon mustard in your eye.

                  Next: Jamie Oliver.
                  Psalm 81:10:
                  I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                  open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                  • #759
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                    Getting Dijon mustard in your eye.

                    Next: Jamie Oliver.
                    Naked Jamie Oliver making his "Special Sauce" in your kitchen while your wife and kids look on.

                    Next: Midget porn

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                    • #760
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Gay midget porn

                      Next: Albino people

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                      • #761
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                        Gay midget porn

                        Next: Albino people
                        Gay albino midget porn.

                        Next: Hindu's
                        Last edited by Johnnyboy; 08-21-2009, 05:01 PM. Reason: typo

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                        • #762
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Hindu's and Muslims joining forces!!!

                          Next: improper use of apostrophes

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                          • #763
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                            Hindu's and Muslims joining forces!!!

                            Next: improper use of apostrophes
                            One of Brother Nobar King's scoldings about the improper use of apostrophes.

                            Next: The improper use of the Landover taser.
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                            I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                            • #764
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                              One of Brother Nobar King's scoldings about the improper use of apostrophes.

                              Next: The improper use of the Landover taser.
                              False charges about improper taser use and an absurd wrongful death lawsuit.

                              Next: Accusations of immoral conduct by a Landover Baptist Christian University theologian with the entire Landover Baptist Christian University Woman's Debate team.

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                              Hot Must ReadThreads!


                              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                              • #765
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                False charges about improper taser use and an absurd wrongful death lawsuit.

                                Next: Accusations of immoral conduct by a Landover Baptist Christian University theologian with the entire Landover Baptist Christian University Woman's Debate team.
                                Girls who don't 'Just Say No.'

                                Next: Have you seen the airfare to Argentina lately?
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                                I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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