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  • #736
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
    The thoroughly revolting mental picture of Ellen DeGeneres getting down with Portia de Rossi.

    Next: What could possibly be worse than the absence of a single Biblical injunction against rug-munching? God! What were You thinking?
    Spending eternity in Hell for questioning God's Infinite Wisdom.

    Next: Being forced to watch a lecture by PZ Myers, God-mocker extraordinaire.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • #737
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
      Spending eternity in Hell for questioning God's Infinite Wisdom.

      Next: Being forced to watch a lecture by PZ Myers, God-mocker extraordinaire.
      Being forced to look at Myers tentacle sex porn. What is it with atheists and tentacle fetish? This it is some metaphor for the way their various plots worm threw society. I have noticed atheists with beards are the worse for this.

      NEXT: Ecotourism.

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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      • #738
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        Being forced to look at Myers tentacle sex porn. What is it with atheists and tentacle fetish? This it is some metaphor for the way their various plots worm threw society. I have noticed atheists with beards are the worse for this.

        NEXT: Ecotorism.
        (I think I understand this game now)

        Feminazis that are ecoterrorists (all of them)

        Next: Tax payer money NOT being spended on defense.

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        • #739
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Jeffthemedic View Post
          (I think I understand this game now)

          Feminazis that are ecoterrorists (all of them)

          Next: Tax payer money NOT being spended on defense.
          You aren't making any sense. The military is privatized friend. This is the US and not France. Any tax collection is worse.

          NEXT: mandatory school sex education.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

          Hot Must ReadThreads!


          Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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          • #740
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
            You aren't making any sense. The military is privatized friend. This is the US and not France. Any tax collection is worse.

            NEXT: mandatory school sex education.
            Mandatory school sex education with hands-on learning, and standardized testing administered by NAMBLA!

            Stuck in your convertible in the hot sun, waiting for a huge freight train to pass.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • #741
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              ...when suddenly a gang of homers surrounds the car!

              Next: Public libraries

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              • #742
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                ...when suddenly a gang of homers surrounds the car!

                Next: Public libraries
                Pubic libraries

                Next: Freeing the Lockerbie bomber from his rock-solid UK jail cell.
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                • #743
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                  Next: Freeing the Lockerbie bomber from his rock-solid UK jail cell.
                  Obama giving him a seat on the Supreme Court.


                  Next: A mandatory "mark of the beast" tattoo carved into every American's flesh as part of Obama's fascistic healthcare plan.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  • #744
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Obama giving him a seat on the Supreme Court.


                    Next: A mandatory "mark of the beast" tattoo carved into every American's flesh as part of Obama's fascistic healthcare plan.
                    ...And then force our American insurance companies to accept applicants who have a pre-existing condition. Our insurance companies will practically go BROKE!

                    Next: The person under me has a pre-existing condition for which they are responsibly taking out a loan -- or second mortgage -- in order to see a doctor. (Not a thing wrong with that, as far as I can see. And I know you agree; it would take a God-free infidel -- or DEMONcrat -- to find anything worse in it.)
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                    • #745
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                      ...And then force our American insurance companies to accept applicants who have a pre-existing condition. Our insurance companies will practically go BROKE!

                      Next: The person under me has a pre-existing condition for which they are responsibly taking out a loan -- or second mortgage -- in order to see a doctor. (Not a thing wrong with that, as far as I can see. And I know you agree; it would take a God-free infidel -- or DEMONcrat -- to find anything worse in it.)
                      TRUE, in a way. Not for me but for my late aunt. He husband was laid off from his job at the mill and she had this life time liver and heart condition. I threw in quite a bit of money, family thing. The hospital didn't even want to admit her with my money and as it was. I had to send one of our pricey Jew lawyers with my mother to keep the bastards from bouncing my aunt around from hospital to hospital instead of treating her. But thank Jesus we didn't get any strings attached socialist hand outs. They would have just killed her.

                      NEXT: Nazi Congressmen

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                      Hot Must ReadThreads!


                      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                      • #746
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Ahem, this is the make it worse game, not the person under me game!!!

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                        • #747
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                          Ahem, this is the make it worse game, not the person under me game!!!
                          We were trying to make it worse!

                          Next: Michael Jackson collectible, full-color, memorial magazines.
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                          • #748
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                            We were trying to make it worse!

                            Next: Michael Jackson collectible, full-color, memorial magazines.
                            Collectible, full-colour magazines memorialising the day that Obama builds a giant golden statue of Michael Jackson constantly rotating to face the sun.

                            Next: Mixed-up Papist scum add Michael Jackson to the ever-growing collection of scumbags and paedophiles they worship instead of Jesus.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • #749
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                              Collectible, full-colour magazines memorialising the day that Obama builds a giant golden statue of Michael Jackson constantly rotating to face the sun.

                              Next: Mixed-up Papist scum add Michael Jackson to the ever-growing collection of scumbags and paedophiles they worship instead of Jesus.
                              Too late. Look at these graven images!





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                              • #750
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
                                And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike
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                                Next: Sacrifices of vegetables.
                                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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