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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #706
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
    Running out of gas in LA rush hour traffic.

    Finding out that the top selling vehicle in the Cash for Clunkers program is the non-hybrid Ford Escape SUV, not the Ford Focus.
    Finding out that the top selling vehicle in the Cash for Clunkers program is the Peugeot Citroen.

    Paddle Boats
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • Rev. Jim Osborne
      True Christian™ Televangelist
      Director of Fundraising and Tithing
      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 8622

      #707
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Paddle boats being peddled by an obese lesbian couple.

      Next: Japanese pizza.

      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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      • JennyD
        Honorary True Christian™
        Sweet Placid Sister
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2007
        • 9567

        #708
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
        Paddle boats being peddled by an obese lesbian couple.

        Next: Japanese pizza.
        Being tentacle-raped by your Japanese squid pizza, just like in those anime (that is, tentacle porn) movies!

        People who think that getting into Heaven is about "living large" instead of serving God forever and ever, without end.
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        • Rev. Jim Osborne
          True Christian™ Televangelist
          Director of Fundraising and Tithing
          On the Look Out for Wife #6!
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 8622

          #709
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by JennyD View Post
          Being tentacle-raped by your Japanese squid pizza, just like in those anime (that is, tentacle porn) movies!

          People who think that getting into Heaven is about "living large" instead of serving God forever and ever, without end.
          What?!?! God is about rewarding people. He rewards people with abundance in daily lives and in Heaven.

          Revelation 22:12 And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be.

          Jesus is saying the reward is with him and based upon what his works shall be. Since I myself have helped bring literally millions of people to Christ, and I am the perfect example of a True Christian(tm), no doubt God will hold a special place in Heaven for me. I know I will be rewarded through my servitude.

          Next: Muslims actually being allowed on planes!

          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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          • Glendora Christianson
            Spiritual Mother of LBC
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2329

            #710
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post

            Next: Muslims actually being allowed on planes!
            Muslims actually de-planing somewhere other than a secret torture facility in Syria!

            Next: Being a midget who's only claim to fame is announcing the plane's arrival to a has-been Chrysler Cordoba salesman.
            Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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            • Larry Lee
              Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
              True Christian™ Theologian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 4464

              #711
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
              Muslims actually de-planing somewhere other than a secret torture facility in Syria!

              Next: Being a midget who's only claim to fame is announcing the plane's arrival to a has-been Chrysler Cordoba salesman.
              Being a midget who's only claim to fame is announcing the plane's arrival to a has-been Chrysler Cordoba salesman and whose only other claim to fame is his serial divorces.

              Next: Learning that Corinthian leather was manufactured in Newark, New Jersey.
              sigpic

              I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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              • Meek and Humble
                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                Biblical Black Belt
                Jr. Pastor
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2008
                • 6197

                #712
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Finding out it was manufactured in China.

                Next: Being in China.

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                • moral path
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 15

                  #713
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                  Finding out it was manufactured in China.

                  Next: Being in China.
                  Being in Salt Lake City

                  next: gay pride parades
                  Kings 18:27
                  But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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                  • Meek and Humble
                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                    Biblical Black Belt
                    Jr. Pastor
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 6197

                    #714
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Gay marriage.

                    Next: gay couples moving into Freehold.

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #715
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                      Gay marriage.

                      Next: gay couples moving into Freehold.
                      Gay couples running a Landover Baptist sponsored Easter Egg hunt.

                      NEXT: Bible with torn leather book cover.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                      Hot Must ReadThreads!


                      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #716
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                        Gay couples running a Landover Baptist sponsored Easter Egg hunt.

                        NEXT: Bible with torn leather book cover.
                        Bible with porn bookmark hidden inside!

                        Next: Being a lonely, single Christian heterosexual man in a world of homosexuals and Lezbeans.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • moral path
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 15

                          #717
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          Bible with porn bookmark hidden inside!

                          Next: Being a lonely, single Christian heterosexual man in a world of homosexuals and Lezbeans.
                          Being a homosexual!

                          Next: heathenistic reality TV
                          Kings 18:27
                          But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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                          • Meek and Humble
                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                            Biblical Black Belt
                            Jr. Pastor
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 6197

                            #718
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            blasphemous programs on TBN

                            Next: heathens

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                            • Rev. Jim Osborne
                              True Christian™ Televangelist
                              Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                              On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 8622

                              #719
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                              blasphemous programs on TBN

                              Next: heathens
                              Heathers

                              Next: Learning where Chicken McNuggets come from

                              Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                              • Meek and Humble
                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                Biblical Black Belt
                                Jr. Pastor
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 6197

                                #720
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Learning where soy comes from.

                                Next: Tim Burton

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