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  • Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
    Running out of gas in LA rush hour traffic.

    Finding out that the top selling vehicle in the Cash for Clunkers program is the non-hybrid Ford Escape SUV, not the Ford Focus.
    Finding out that the top selling vehicle in the Cash for Clunkers program is the Peugeot Citroen.

    Paddle Boats
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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    • Re: The "make it worse" game

      Paddle boats being peddled by an obese lesbian couple.

      Next: Japanese pizza.

      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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      • Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
        Paddle boats being peddled by an obese lesbian couple.

        Next: Japanese pizza.
        Being tentacle-raped by your Japanese squid pizza, just like in those anime (that is, tentacle porn) movies!

        People who think that getting into Heaven is about "living large" instead of serving God forever and ever, without end.
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        • Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by JennyD View Post
          Being tentacle-raped by your Japanese squid pizza, just like in those anime (that is, tentacle porn) movies!

          People who think that getting into Heaven is about "living large" instead of serving God forever and ever, without end.
          What?!?! God is about rewarding people. He rewards people with abundance in daily lives and in Heaven.

          Revelation 22:12 And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be.

          Jesus is saying the reward is with him and based upon what his works shall be. Since I myself have helped bring literally millions of people to Christ, and I am the perfect example of a True Christian(tm), no doubt God will hold a special place in Heaven for me. I know I will be rewarded through my servitude.

          Next: Muslims actually being allowed on planes!

          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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          • Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post

            Next: Muslims actually being allowed on planes!
            Muslims actually de-planing somewhere other than a secret torture facility in Syria!

            Next: Being a midget who's only claim to fame is announcing the plane's arrival to a has-been Chrysler Cordoba salesman.
            Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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            • Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
              Muslims actually de-planing somewhere other than a secret torture facility in Syria!

              Next: Being a midget who's only claim to fame is announcing the plane's arrival to a has-been Chrysler Cordoba salesman.
              Being a midget who's only claim to fame is announcing the plane's arrival to a has-been Chrysler Cordoba salesman and whose only other claim to fame is his serial divorces.

              Next: Learning that Corinthian leather was manufactured in Newark, New Jersey.
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              I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                Finding out it was manufactured in China.

                Next: Being in China.

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                • Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                  Finding out it was manufactured in China.

                  Next: Being in China.
                  Being in Salt Lake City

                  next: gay pride parades
                  Kings 18:27
                  But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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                    Gay marriage.

                    Next: gay couples moving into Freehold.

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                    • Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                      Gay marriage.

                      Next: gay couples moving into Freehold.
                      Gay couples running a Landover Baptist sponsored Easter Egg hunt.

                      NEXT: Bible with torn leather book cover.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      • Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                        Gay couples running a Landover Baptist sponsored Easter Egg hunt.

                        NEXT: Bible with torn leather book cover.
                        Bible with porn bookmark hidden inside!

                        Next: Being a lonely, single Christian heterosexual man in a world of homosexuals and Lezbeans.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          Bible with porn bookmark hidden inside!

                          Next: Being a lonely, single Christian heterosexual man in a world of homosexuals and Lezbeans.
                          Being a homosexual!

                          Next: heathenistic reality TV
                          Kings 18:27
                          But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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                          • Re: The "make it worse" game

                            blasphemous programs on TBN

                            Next: heathens

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                            • Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                              blasphemous programs on TBN

                              Next: heathens
                              Heathers

                              Next: Learning where Chicken McNuggets come from

                              Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                              • Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Learning where soy comes from.

                                Next: Tim Burton

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