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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22869

    #1

    Translating Greenland into American

    This is only a preview of a map of the territory formerly known as "Greenland." The suggested names are Donald's own ideas. Although it's unlikely, Captitol Hill would be grateful for any names that might be used by lefties or hippies. Other suggestions also welcome.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22362

    #2
    Trumps wisdom knows no limits. I am looking forward to going to RedState (formerly Greenland) and killing narwhals, polar bears and muskox.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Johny Joe Hold
      Mayor of Freehold
       
      • Feb 2010
      • 12506

      #3
      There are 55,000 people in Greenland. They, every one of them, want freedom. If given the opportunity to vote they would sell their country to Trump so they could live in a state without an onerous heavy-handed government. The sale will happen soon.
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      • handmaiden
        Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 11311

        #4
        It is getting very exciting everyday, hearing about all the territories and countries that President Trump will annex. Soon the whole world will be America!
        His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

        Guns For God and the Economy

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        • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
          An old soul
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2013
          • 4920

          #5
          I've been looking for guidance whether God Hates Greenland, but apparently the ancients had not heard of this place. The closest I could come up with was Iceland (which God indeed hates).
          If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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          • Johny Joe Hold
            Mayor of Freehold
             
            • Feb 2010
            • 12506

            #6
            People in the U.S. can get ready to buy summer homes in Greenland. Trump is giving Greenland one last chance to sell itself and become part of the USA. He has dispatched the Vice President's wife, Usha Vance, to go to Greenland and deliver the last and final offer. Either hand over the keys or the Marines are coming in.

            Second Lady Usha Vance Set To Visit Greenland | HuffPost Latest News
            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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            • handmaiden
              Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 11311

              #7
              Some people are SO rude! Can you believe the way these smart-mouthed hoodlums have co-opted Donald Trump's brilliant slogan?



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              His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

              Guns For God and the Economy

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              • Johny Joe Hold
                Mayor of Freehold
                 
                • Feb 2010
                • 12506

                #8
                Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                People in the U.S. can get ready to buy summer homes in Greenland. Trump is giving Greenland one last chance to sell itself and become part of the USA. He has dispatched the Vice President's wife, Usha Vance, to go to Greenland and deliver the last and final offer. Either hand over the keys or the Marines are coming in.
                All of us were hopeful Usha Vance would deliver Greenland to President Trump. She was sent there to close the deal but nothing has happened.

                Truth be known, we here at Landover Baptist have been suspicious of this Hindu woman since day one. Is her loyalty to her husband, JD Vance and his leader, President Trump or to some fancy-dancy fake Hindu god?

                Rumors are flying that the Usha woman is not remaining a loyal wife and submitting to J.D. It's as if she thinks she has some right to direct their married life and his career. Many think they will divorce.

                JD & Usha Vance's Reported Public Spat Had Everyone Picking Sides (Divorce Lawyer WYA)

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                Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                • Adam Fag
                  Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
                  • Jan 2012
                  • 615

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                  Trump is giving Greenland one last chance to sell itself and become part of the USA. He has dispatched the Vice President's wife, Usha Vance
                  Oh! Is she for sale?

                  Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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                  • Johny Joe Hold
                    Mayor of Freehold
                     
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 12506

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Adam Fag View Post
                    Oh! Is she for sale?
                    In the Society of Sinners you must be a real card, Mr. Fag. Here we are serious people following Jesus. You should find your way out of sin and come over to us.

                    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                    • Adam Fag
                      Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
                      • Jan 2012
                      • 615

                      #11
                      Thanks! But am I a worm? That all who see me laugh me to scorn? Shoot out the lip, shake the head? I've seen shot out lips "fish lips" or "duck face" with a ton of slap and nice it ain't!

                      They think they look cool.

                      They don't.

                      The psalms are cool, and I bet Vance Town's cool too. No duck face, no fish lips. Can you book me a gig there?
                      you must be a real card
                      Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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