[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Canada exists. Why, God, why?

Thanks for the warning, Miss April, I'll give it to the dog, first.

What did your dog do to you? (Is it dead yet, or did it just turn into a toad?)

Alfie, I'd love to take this opportunity to wish you a Happy Canada Day, but I fear that doing so would encourage you to continue in the Canuckistani Deathstyle Choice. It would be equivalent to saying God loves those who do the many horrible things Canadians do.

That wouldn't be very Christian of me, would it?

I know! How about, "Happy Jesus Died (Temporarily) for Your Sins Day"? Can I wish you that, instead?

I'm trying to meet you halfway here, Alfie.

Meanwhile, why don't we build a list of all the horrible things Canadians do?

1. Sneak over the border and pretend to be Americans.
2. Sacrifice their firstborns to Celine Dion.
3.

[Professor Tyeisha X]

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA

I was thinking about emigrating to Canada, but not if it has such a sexist national anthem.

Mr. Ingram-Myers, I must say I am so refreshed to hear words exuding tolerance and equal rights on this board! Maybe it's a coincidence, but I once gathered a protest petition letter with over 1,000 signatures of concerned Americans and Canadians and then sent it to the Prime Minister. The letter stated that we wanted that line that you mention to "sons and daughters". Also, we felt that just having the anthem in only two languages, English and French, was very racist, discriminatory, and an insult to all immigrants to Canada that neither spoke English or French. We even went to through the trouble of getting the anthem translated to Spanish, Mandarin, Cantonese, Vietnamese, Urdu, Arabic, Farsi, Russian, and Swahili.

Despite all our efforts all we got back was a letter "appreciating your concerns, but...".

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA

The letter stated that we wanted that line that you mention to "sons and daughters".

But what about the transgendered? I can't believe you're leaving them out, Professor!



Shouldn't it refer to "sons, daughters, cursed hermaphrodites, and self-mutilating intersexed abominations before God"?

[SUV]

Re: Canada exists. Why, God, why?

Who is this man Sister Suv?

Sister, he appears to be either Christ or the anti-Christ; I never can tell

[Professor Tyeisha X]

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA

But what about the transgendered? I can't believe you're leaving them out, Professor!

Shouldn't it refer to "sons, daughters, cursed hermaphrodites, and self-mutilating intersexed abominations before God"?

Actually, that was debated extensively and we concluded they all came under the banner of "sons and daughters". A transgendered person who was born a man and became a woman would be a "daughter". It is politically incorrect to refer to them as a "she-male" or a "he-she". They are a woman.

As for hermaphrodites who have both male and female genitals and gonads, we thought using "sons and daughters" also applies to them since they are both sons and daughters!

Ultimately we settled on "sons and daughters" but I was fighting for "daughters and sons" since putting sons before daughters was highly sexist and promoted putting men before women in a national anthem. I wasn't going to stand for that. Can you believe my fellow activists at Berkeley actually had the nerve to say to me "Geez, Tyeisha, sometimes you're just a little too left-wing." And I shoot back at them: "If you're not as left-wing as me, then you're a right-wing fascist pig!"

[JennyD]

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA

I shoot back at them

Why am I not surprised . . . with an Uzi or an AK-47, I imagine?

"If you're not as left-wing as me, then you're a right-wing fascist pig!"

Oink.

[Professor Tyeisha X]

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA

Why am I not surprised . . . with an Uzi or an AK-47, I imagine?

Is that supposed to be some RACIST joke? Oh I get it! "Those trouble-making ghetto negroes are always shooting each other in drive-bys!". Why am I not surprised....that an offensive, racist joke spewed from your mouth?

I thought these forums didn't tolerate racism! Where is the insta-ban feature? How come Jenny can go around throwing out racist jokes with impugnity? I demand ANSWERS!!!! <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned

[JennyD]

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA

Is that supposed to be some RACIST joke? Oh I get it! "Those trouble-making ghetto negroes are always shooting each other in drive-bys!".

I would never say such a thing.

I prefer to let the facts speak for themselves!

SAVANNAH, GA (WTOC) - Around 1pm, police responded to a shooting at the Kentucky Fried Chicken on Skidaway Road near Victory Drive. A Chevrolet Avalance was in the drive thru when a gray-colored Ford Taurus pulled up along side it and fired at least once into the Avalanche.

And gee, who was arrested?

SAVANNAH, GA (WTOC) - Savannah-Chatham police have arrested two suspects for a shooting at the Kentucky Fried Chicken on Skidaway Road Tuesday afternoon.

Police say all parties involved in the incident knew each other. Michael Jackson, 29, was hit by one bullet and taken to Memorial University Medical Center with non-life threatening injuries.

Jackson and his nephew, 19-year-old Jadon Jackson, are both being held at the Chatham County Detention Center.

[Citan]

Re: Canada exists. Why, God, why?

Meanwhile, why don't we build a list of all the horrible things Canadians do?

1. Sneak over the border and pretend to be Americans.
2. Sacrifice their firstborns to Celine Dion.

You're funny!



Happy day, canadians. The country were you can leave your house front door unlocked and people will respect that.

Oh and Jenny: Just because some dark-skinned person made a mistake, you cannot blame it on the whole ethnicity! What would Charles Manson do to white people reputation if that was true?

[nonethanks]

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA

Who cares about Canada? What have they done for the world? Just trying to steal the glory from Ol' Glory on July 4, that's all they're doing.

Canada: A leftover from the British Empire, and not good enough to be an American state!

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

*demonic language deleted*

Come on! the world would be better if it were united. United in an effort against poverty! against hunger and war. That would truly be a developed world, and not this semi retarded world we live in.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA

usa tu auto porque ya se ve oxidado!

Aquí se habla estadounidense. Favor de hablar la lengua preferida de Dios.

[Citan]

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA

Come on! the world would be better if it were united. United in an effort against poverty! against hunger and war. That would truly be a developed world, and not this unjust world we live in.

Amen to that!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA

*demonic language deleted*

Come on! the world would be better if it were united. United in an effort against poverty! against hunger and war. That would truly be a developed world, and not this semi retarded world we live in.

Were is the justice in the wicked being rewarded with the virtuous? What would be the point in being a good person then if any Mexican could live as a well as any American (Baptist, Republican)?

[Citan]

Re: Canada exists. Why, God, why?

If the mexican really proves he can work at the same level as an american(baptist,republican), then the answer is yes. U.S.A. Is a country that stands on the soild ground of "work hard, play hard" financial rewards should not be given depending of the ethnicity, gender or creed.

Matthew 22, 21
[21] They say unto him, Caesar's. Then saith he unto them, Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Canada exists. Why, God, why?

If the mexican really proves he can work at the same level as an american(baptist,republican), then the answer is yes. U.S.A. Is a country that stands on the soild ground of "work hard, play hard" financial rewards should not be given depending of the ethnicity, gender or creed.

I know that you know how to locate and use your "shift" key. Do you hate God's favorite country (America), church (Landover Baptist) and political party (Republicans) so much that you feel compelled to insult them all by wantonly refusing to properly capitalize their names?

Disrespecting God's preferences is no different than disrespecting God Himself. I'm sure you don't want to burn in hell for all eternity, do you?