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Hi everybody did you miss me i know its been a while but allot has been going on i think i said earlier i got layed off i tithed more so God would give me a new job i ended up missign the payments on the trailer and loosing it but you know what God really does provide one of the pastors offered me a job as his choffer and vale hes even tooken me in for some custom fittings on a really cool uniform.
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Re: Hi everybody its me again jimmy-roy
That's great news, Jimmy-Roy! I'm glad to hear that God is being so good to you.
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Excellent news; after all, what are earthy riches in comparison to heavenly ones?sigpic
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“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
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Congratulations on being freed from all material, worldly cares, Jimmy-Boy!
I bet you'll look really smart in your new uniform. (It's not a job that requires you to speak much, right?)Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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What happened to your wife and litter of little Christians, Jimmy? Did you send them off to stay with her mom again?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Hi everybody its me again jimmy-roy
Hi everybody thanks for all of you're well wishes no i don't do allot of talking on my new job pastor says im best as the strong silent type as for debbie and the kids yes their living with her mom again but their excited to see this big fancy house where i am even if i am sleeping in the garage right now.Comment
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Re: Hi everybody its me again jimmy-roy
Praise the LORD Jimmy, I'm glad to see you back with us and that you're getting work! You know what you can do with that money? Invest in a local business, like FREEHOLD FIREARMS on the corner of Exodus and 7th! (See store for details, ol' buddy!)sigpic
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Brother Jimmy-Roy, I am sorry to hear about your recent financial misfortune, but remember that is no reason to stop sending us a steady stream of tithes! Let's look at one of my most favorite stories in all the Bible...
Mark 12:41 And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much.
Mark 12:42 And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing.
Mark 12:43 And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury:
Mark 12:44 For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.
When it comes right down to it, Jesus couldn't care less if you lost your trailer or not -- the church needs money! The Gospels warn us about being addicted to material things or wasting money on luxury items like food, clothing, rent, medicine for the children, etc.
So remember, even though that widow was dirt poor, she still gave everything she had and was blessed by the Lord. You just keep those tithes rolling in, dear boy, even if it's only a couple dollars every few weeks.
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Rev. jim your so right if it wasnt for tithing i couldnt be doing nearly as good as i am by the way thats one of my favorite stories in the Bible to the pastors know i like it so much they all ways want to talk about it with me brother bob ill see what i can do the next time pastor has me drive him into that part of town.Comment
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Jimmy-Roy, I realize times are tight for you.
Would you be offended if my congregation took up a collection to send you some punctuation for your posts?
Here are a few items I happen to have handy:
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My generous congregation can doubtless provide many more for you.
Use them in good health, friend!
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Re: Hi everybody its me again jimmy-roy
Hi rev rodimer thats real nice of you i know i dont write good that wasnt one of my best subjects at Landover Baptist vo tech several of the men in church have offered to give me private one on one tudoring in writing it just goes to show how much Christian lvoe there is in our church bless them all.Comment
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Hi, JimmyComment
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Hi jenniComment
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Remember, the Lord never gives us more than we can handle. Praise Him!O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Praise glory thats what i told my debbie just before she left with the kids now shell see im right.Originally posted by Brother Temperance View PostComment
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