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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #166
    Re: What are you offended by right now?

    Originally posted by queercoon View Post
    uh, i have read it. thats why i know whats in there. and it's a little creepy that you want to fill me with your "holy spirit". no human being, yourself included, is fit to judge anybody. who are you exactly to think that you can make judgements of people?
    If you had read my sermon, you wouldn't be asking that question. GOD says that the Saved(c) can and should judge unsaved scum such as yourself. To do otherwise would be to shirk our Christian duties.

    2 Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.
    If your friend was going to go drive a car and you knew that he was drunk, would you let him> Would you just say "Who am I to judge him?"

    Originally posted by queercoon View Post
    and once again, i'm not gay. i have friends that are, and my sister is, but i am not. i have sex with girls. lots of em.
    You are an admitted liar. Why should anyone believe you now?

    By the way; God hates liars.

    Proverbs 6
    [16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
    [17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
    [18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
    [19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Lola Handcock
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2009
      • 739

      #167
      Re: What are you offended by right now?

      I am offended by people who call themselves queercoon.
      Raccoons are not queer.They are however tasty when baked.Hey queers are going to get baked to IN HELL

      Now that's some handy information to have if you are a homer,change your ways or the devil is going to shove a spit up your butt and roast you over a open fire and baste you with devil pee

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      • queercoon
        Unsaved trash, Hateful queer
        • Oct 2009
        • 21

        #168
        Re: What are you offended by right now?

        okay if a friend of mine was going to drive a car while drunk, obviously i would stop him, thats just common sense. look "pastor" i understand that technically you arent the ones who are damning people to hell, but do you really deem it necessary to bring to peoples attention everything that you or god see's wrong with them? i mean, where in the bible does it condone racism? for starters, jesus wasn't white, he had brown skin like all middle easterners do in jerusalem or bethlehem, not white skin like yourself. there's nothing wrong with the color of peoples skin, why would god create someone and refer to them as his child if he saw them unfit? i understand this isn't a debate forum, but like everyone, i do have an opinion and questions to go with it. if you see flaws in people and choose to tell them that they are going to hell, then i have a right to see flaws in your logic and tell you about it.
        Lev.18:22
        Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639

          #169
          Re: What are you offended by right now?

          Originally posted by queercoon View Post
          look "pastor" i understand that technically you arent the ones who are damning people to hell, but do you really deem it necessary to bring to peoples attention everything that you or god see's wrong with them?
          God deems it necessary:

          Ezekiel 33:8-9: When I say unto the wicked, O wicked [man], thou shalt surely die; if thou dost not speak to warn the wicked from his way, that wicked [man] shall die in his iniquity; but his blood will I require at thine hand. Nevertheless, if thou warn the wicked of his way to turn from it; if he do not turn from his way, he shall die in his iniquity; but thou hast delivered thy soul.
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

          Questions to ask liberal "Christians" âśž Things that the Bible doesn't say âśž Tolerance

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          • queercoon
            Unsaved trash, Hateful queer
            • Oct 2009
            • 21

            #170
            Re: What are you offended by right now?

            i'm offended by people who eat racoon. and no one is going to be baked in hell because, hell is not real. and devil pee? seriously? you may have a bible, but i have a college degree that tells me that common sense is a far better tool to have then a bunch of fictitious claims about someone who never actually existed. you may want to ease up on the amount of racoon meat you consume, and as far as racoons not being homosexual, how do you know there arent any gay racoons?
            Lev.18:22
            Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78552

              #171
              Re: What are you offended by right now?

              Originally posted by queercoon View Post
              okay if a friend of mine was going to drive a car while drunk, obviously i would stop him, thats just common sense. look "pastor" i understand that technically you arent the ones who are damning people to hell, but do you really deem it necessary to bring to peoples attention everything that you or god see's wrong with them?

              Do you know what "rebuke" means? Do you realize that your drunken friend would use the same pathetic argument with you if you tried to take his keys away? We are trying to SAVE YOUR ETERNAL SOUL, boy! This is no pink tea party!

              Originally posted by queercoon View Post
              for starters, jesus wasn't white, he had brown skin like all middle easterners do in jerusalem or bethlehem, not white skin like yourself.
              Prove it. The Bible doesn't say anything like that. Unless you can prove it, no one will believe you. You're an admitted liar.


              Originally posted by queercoon View Post
              there's nothing wrong with the color of peoples skin, why would god create someone and refer to them as his child if he saw them unfit? i understand this isn't a debate forum, but like everyone, i do have an opinion and questions to go with it. if you see flaws in people and choose to tell them that they are going to hell, then i have a right to see flaws in your logic and tell you about it.
              The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • queercoon
                Unsaved trash, Hateful queer
                • Oct 2009
                • 21

                #172
                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                God deems it necessary:

                Ezekiel 33:8-9: When I say unto the wicked, O wicked [man], thou shalt surely die; if thou dost not speak to warn the wicked from his way, that wicked [man] shall die in his iniquity; but his blood will I require at thine hand. Nevertheless, if thou warn the wicked of his way to turn from it; if he do not turn from his way, he shall die in his iniquity; but thou hast delivered thy soul.
                well, god also deems it necessary to love thy neighbor as thy self. and you surely don't follow that rule do you? you're racist and a bigot. i'm not attempting to start an argument, but you're racism is inexcusable and unnecessary.
                Lev.18:22
                Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78552

                  #173
                  Re: What are you offended by right now?

                  Originally posted by queercoon View Post
                  well, god also deems it necessary to love thy neighbor as thy self. and you surely don't follow that rule do you? you're racist and a bigot. i'm not attempting to start an argument, but you're racism is inexcusable and unnecessary.
                  The word "neighbor" doesn't mean "every unsaved wad of trash on earth." God clearly doesn't want us to love queers like you, nor witches, nor those who reject Him.

                  See my signature for details.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • queercoon
                    Unsaved trash, Hateful queer
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 21

                    #174
                    Re: What are you offended by right now?

                    actually i can prove it, boy. i also don't need to be saved, i'm quite happy with my life. and being that people don't have souls, even if i did want to be "saved" as you call it you of all people wouldn't be able to do so. and referring to rebuking, if my friend didnt want me to take his keys, being that he was drunk, i'd just take them anyway and if he said anything i'd walk away because when he sobers up he'll realize that it was for his own safety. regardless of whatever you think, peopel do have a conscience and know when they've done something wrong, they dont need to to be told
                    Lev.18:22
                    Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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                    • Lola Handcock
                      Forum Member
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 739

                      #175
                      Re: What are you offended by right now?

                      Originally posted by queercoon View Post
                      i'm offended by people who eat racoon. and no one is going to be baked in hell because, hell is not real. and devil pee? seriously? you may have a bible, but i have a college degree that tells me that common sense is a far better tool to have then a bunch of authentic claims about someone who never actually existed. you may want to ease up on the amount of racoon meat you consume, and as far as racoons not being homosexual, how do you know there arent any gay racoons?

                      Are you one of them vegetarians too? Possum ,squirrel, rabbit ,cows,pigs all of them are here for man to enjoy .and all are tasty.

                      Hell is real ,and the lake of fire is where the devil will be roasting you.
                      Just because you have a degree from a college that does not mean by anystrech that you also have common sense.


                      Common sense will tell you they ain't no homer animals! They breed by instinct to expand the species .

                      YIC Lola

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                      • Pastor Isaac Peters
                        Senior Pastor
                        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                        Always Biblically correct
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 10639

                        #176
                        Re: What are you offended by right now?

                        Prove that hell is not real and that people don't have souls. I'm offended by Christ-haters who keep making assertions that they can't back up.
                        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                        Questions to ask liberal "Christians" âśž Things that the Bible doesn't say âśž Tolerance

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                        • queercoon
                          Unsaved trash, Hateful queer
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 21

                          #177
                          Re: What are you offended by right now?

                          actually it's a fact that the word neighbor does refer to everyone you come into contact with. for the third time i'm not gay, but since you must not be able to count i'll just let you refer to me as whatever you like. and do you really believe that witches are real? if god created man and all else, why would he create homosexuals if being a homosexual is a sin? also, one more thing, how exactly are you putting the "stud" back in bible study? i'm just wondering because you look like the product of incest, anal incest.
                          Lev.18:22
                          Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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                          • queercoon
                            Unsaved trash, Hateful queer
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 21

                            #178
                            Re: What are you offended by right now?

                            yes, i'm a vegetarian, but i havent always been one. i've eaten cow, pig, fish, chicken ,turkey, duck etc. but why on earth would you eat a racoon or a possum?

                            and you cant prove that animals arent gay, its a fact that in nature homosexuality between animals has happened. yes, they breed to expand their species, just like humans, and just like humans, they can choose to have sexual realtion with whoever they choose. male or female. oh by the way, hell isnt real. if it is, prove it.
                            Lev.18:22
                            Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #179
                              Re: What are you offended by right now?

                              I am just shocked by your lack of understanding of the human anatomy. You're either a foreigner or you went to public school. I don't know what else could explain your profound stupidity.
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • Rev Moonfloss
                                Forum Member, Professor of Ebonics
                                Forum Member
                                • Oct 2009
                                • 91

                                #180
                                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                Sum of us aint rich like yo homo ass an wez has ta eat whats we can gets. Did yo mamma teach yo any respect? Yous comin in here all stuck up and what not and pickin a fight wit our dear pastor. Aint you gotts any brains in der?
                                Pimpin' Fo Jesus

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