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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #226
    Re: What are you offended by right now?

    I am offended by the fact that a majority of people who claim to be Republicans don't agree with Jesus that Obama should be impeached.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22355

      #227
      Re: What are you offended by right now?

      Originally posted by Agent Texas View Post
      Myself, satan and a major percent of the known universe are offened by your forum.
      We know. We are very proud of being offensive to satan a major percent of the known universe and especially of being offensive to you. You just made my day, thank you!
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • johncarlos
        Unsaved trash, confused foreigner
        Forum Member
        • Jan 2010
        • 89

        #228
        Re: What are you offended by right now?

        Originally posted by Agent Texas View Post
        Myself, satan and a major percent of the known universe are offened by your forum.
        I'm offended by this sort of stupidity...
        Leviticus 21:8
        Thou shalt sanctify him therefore; for he offereth the bread of thy God: he shall be holy unto thee: for I the LORD, which sanctify you, am holy.

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        • Paul Jeffery
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2009
          • 272

          #229
          Re: What are you offended by right now?

          I am offended by all the people criticizing CBS for their decision to sell Super Bowl advertising to James Dobson's Focus on Family while refusing to sell advertising time to that dial-a-faggot website and other lieberal trash mongers!
          sigpicMIKE HUCKABEE/RAND PAUL - 2012 (or sooner if possible)

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          • chi49dcj
            Unsaved trash
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 27

            #230
            Re: What are you offended by right now?

            I am offended right now by the old woman that flagulated in front of me at work today.
            2 Timothy 2:16-17 But shun profane and vain babblings: for they will increase unto more ungodliness.

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #231
              Re: What are you offended by right now?

              Originally posted by chi49dcj View Post
              I am offended right now by the old woman that flagulated in front of me at work today.
              I'm offended by that, too, but what is it?
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Levi Jones
                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                 
                • Jul 2009
                • 13930

                #232
                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                Originally posted by chi49dcj View Post
                I am offended right now by the old woman that flagulated in front of me at work today.
                I would be annoyed if some papist took out a whip and started hitting herself with it too.

                I feel for you, friend.
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                • chi49dcj
                  Unsaved trash
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 27

                  #233
                  Re: What are you offended by right now?

                  Originally posted by chasevan View Post
                  I am deeply offended by almost every word I have read on this forum.
                  I must say, that you sir, have disrespected this holy house of God, now Repent, and may God show mercy on your soul. Read the KJV in it's entirety, we speak only the truths of his word. If you are offended by his words, you offend God. I pray that you will find your way back to the truth.

                  Proverbs Chapter 27
                  20 Hell and destruction are never full; so the eyes of man are never satisfied.
                  2 Timothy 2:16-17 But shun profane and vain babblings: for they will increase unto more ungodliness.

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                  • James Dewitt
                    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 6267

                    #234
                    Re: What are you offended by right now?

                    Originally posted by chi49dcj View Post
                    I am offended right now by the old woman that flagulated in front of me at work today.
                    Wow you had someone do this at your place of work! I would be offended too!
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                    • Rev. Jim Osborne
                      True Christian™ Televangelist
                      Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 8622

                      #235
                      Re: What are you offended by right now?

                      I'm offended by "feminine itch cream" commercials. I can't believe they won't allow cigarettes to air ads on TV, but they'll show this filth? And the names they come up for it...Vagisil? Could they make it any more blatant? (This goes for Anusol, as well, and I'm sure you can get what that is for!)

                      Can you believe this? Is this what females actually talk about when they are alone?


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                      • Levi Jones
                        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                         
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 13930

                        #236
                        Re: What are you offended by right now?

                        I am highly offended when Icelandistanis come to God's favorite forum and call us anti-semites when they follow the teachings of the notorious joo hater Martin Luther.
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                        • VikingFromIceland
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 15

                          #237
                          Re: What are you offended by right now?

                          I am offended and upset about people ranting on Iceland. Why not rant on the individuals insted of the entire nation?
                          I am a stupid eski-moe

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                          • Mrs. Rogers
                            compassion personified
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 2692

                            #238
                            Re: What are you offended by right now?

                            Icelandic folk music is extremely offensive, as it celebrates the dark workings of the Icelandic mind: Tröllaslagur

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29448

                              #239
                              Re: What are you offended by right now?

                              Originally posted by VikingFromIceland View Post
                              I am offended and upset about people ranting on Iceland. Why not rant on the individuals insted of the entire nation?
                              We would if there were enough of them and if they were different from each other but they all seem to be eski-moes with a warped view of the world. No surprise really, living on ice cut off from civilization. We have small cites in the mighty US of A that are larger than your entire puny country. Sorry, but these are irrefutable facts.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • Cranky Old Man
                                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                You kids get off his lawn!
                                 
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 22355

                                #240
                                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                Originally posted by VikingFromIceland View Post
                                I am offended and upset about people ranting on Iceland. Why not rant on the individuals insted of the entire nation?
                                We started by just pointing out that an Icelandic TV show is bad for our innocent children. Then a huge invasion of Icelandic retards arrived on our friendly forum and we started to wonder if perhaps everyone in Iceland is an idiot. So far we have seen no proof of the contrary.

                                All this also makes me wonder about the Icelandic education system. Do they just throw everyone in a big hole and once they crawl out they get their diploma?
                                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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