[WickedWitch]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I am very offended by a heathen witch who has insulted me, a Christian.

Hope you burn in hell witch!

I'm very offended by the attitude of some hot-headed n00b who thinks he can waltz in here and trash-talk me even though he hasn't even been here a full month yet. You gain some footing here, boy, and then I'll consider letting you get away with running your mouth off at me. *Evil glare* I'm normally a sweet and friendly person by nature, but I don't stand for bein' pushed around by someone who isn't a Pastor, or at the very least, someone who isn't even a True Christian. If you clear the various security checks and your religious background and bank branch have been verified and the Pastors here decide that you do indeed qualify as a True Christian, I might even apologise. MAYBE. But that hasn't happened yet, so until then I'll ask you to watch the tone you use with me; you do that and we'll both get along, nice and civil-like. Got it?

Now once again I have to toddle off to listen to more Beatles to calm down. What is up with the uppity n00bs lately?! They just be gratin' on my nerves like a sonofabitch! *Growls and wanders towards The Beatles*

[Hank]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I am offended by sodomites who want me to be accepting of their abomination just because I'm not a True Christian(tm). I am just as offended by witches who want me to be accepting of their abomination just because I'm not a True Christian(tm). It's all the same to me.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm very offended by the attitude of some hot-headed n00b who thinks he can waltz in here and trash-talk me even though he hasn't even been here a full month yet. You gain some footing here, boy, and then I'll consider letting you get away with running your mouth off at me. *Evil glare* I'm normally a sweet and friendly person by nature, but I don't stand for bein' pushed around by someone who isn't a Pastor, or at the very least, someone who isn't even a True Christian. If you clear the various security checks and your religious background and bank branch have been verified and the Pastors here decide that you do indeed qualify as a True Christian, I might even apologise. MAYBE. But that hasn't happened yet, so until then I'll ask you to watch the tone you use with me; you do that and we'll both get along, nice and civil-like. Got it?

Now once again I have to toddle off to listen to more Beatles to calm down. What is up with the uppity n00bs lately?! They just be gratin' on my nerves like a sonofabitch! *Growls and wanders towards The Beatles*

Why the hate Allie, can't you see Brother Hank only wants to help you stop your she-harlot ways?

[JennyD]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm offended by McDonald's new, hip, "urban flava".

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Why must they so blatantly discriminate against white people like that?

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I am offended by what some women are doing with their PLACENTAS!
Why must they be so barbaric? You're supposed to slurp them up!

[queercoon]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I am offended by the complete and utter ignorance of every single one of you supporters of this form.
I am offended that such intolerance can exist in today's world.
I am offended you people are somehow allowed to practice this cult "religion" based off of hate.

You are all disgusting pigs and a true embarrassment to society. People like you are the reason I can't believe in any sort of god, because if there were one how could it create sick beings like you.

[Nobar King]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

At least our God doesn't embrace sick beings such as you.

[piercegraham]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I personally prefer "Happy Holidays" myself. You seem to forget that Canada accomodates as many people as we can because we're multi-cultural, we accept all faiths and races. And I'm offended by people who don't like our multi-culturalism. It's part of what makes Canada great.

I'm offended by everything you just said. And now I consider you a traitor. If you don't love this country, if you wanna go to the US, then f*cking GO BUDDY! Far as I'm concerned, you're not welcome here.

And again! Look at you go, boy! You're just digging that grave! You know what? Since you think so f*cking much like an American, you might as well apply for citizenship and move there, if you adore them so bloody much. Get outta my country, you're poisoning it with your American-esque thoughts and negativity. You know, there was a time when traitors were dealt with severe punishments. Times like this, I miss those days.


I'm sorry for my outburst folks, but that guy seriously offends me. Well I guess this is the right place for it, isn't it? *Grumbles and growls* I think I have to go listen to The Beatles to calm me down.

Wow. I say that Canada is hypocritical and you freak out.
Actually, I don't "hate" any country. I hate the LEADERS of certain countries. Every country is full of good, hard working and honest people. BUT, many countries are lead by corrupt, money-hungry officials *Bush*
I hate Canada's "too much tolerance" policy. Tolerance is good, yes. But when we're throwing aside our customs to accommodate them, then they cant be bothered to do the same, they should go back to their own country if they dont like it.
We have to put up with their customs. They should with ours.
And, also, I was speaking figuratively. I hate more things about the US than I like, and prefer Canada, though it is extremely hypocritical (and bloody cold in winter)

[queercoon]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

At least our God doesn't embrace sick beings such as you.

and im sure hes so proud that his "loyal followers" are spouting hate to his people. Also i have noticed that you people on this forum have taken it upon yourselves to damn people to hell. i thought that was left to the ones upstairs not humans

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

and im sure hes so proud that his "loyal followers" are spouting hate to his people. Also i have noticed that you people on this forum have taken it upon yourselves to damn people to hell. i thought that was left to the ones upstairs not humans

We don't damn people to Hell, that's God's job. What we do is warn people that they are going to Hell unless they repent and accept Christ. There's a huge difference there. And, if we "hated" people like you said we do, then why would we work our hardest to help them avoid an eternity on fire?

[queercoon]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

We don't damn people to Hell, that's God's job. What we do is warn people that they are going to Hell unless they repent and accept Christ. There's a huge difference there. And, if we "hated" people like you said we do, then why would we work our hardest to help them avoid an eternity on fire?

since when does giving constructive advice include the words coon,jiggaboo,joo, homer(if your going to say this just say the actual word HOMOSEXUAL!!!)

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Also i have noticed that you people on this forum have taken it upon yourselves to damn people to hell. i thought that was left to the ones upstairs not humans

Show us where we've taken it upon ourselves to damn people to hell. We show people where it says in God's Word that He will damn them to hell, but He would have us do no less (Ezek. 33:8-9).

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

and im sure hes so proud that his "loyal followers" are spouting hate to his people.

If you'd be so good as to take time out from working your ass around the town for the price of a wrap of crack, you could point out a few places where you think that Landover has not followed God's Word.

Also i have noticed that you people on this forum have taken it upon yourselves to damn people to hell. i thought that was left to the ones upstairs not humans

Two points: 1. we say people are damned when they have refused to accept Jesus or when they have behaved iniquitously or are abominations unto The Lord. These are just a few of God's categories for the damned. 2. We are commissioned to judge people (I bet you didn't know that, I bet you thought Jesus said "don't judge" )

In short, if you've got a problem with Landover, take it up with God.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

since when does giving constructive advice include the words coon,jiggaboo,joo, homer(if your going to say this just say the actual word HOMOSEXUAL!!!)

Okay. Homosexuals are going to hell. Happy now?