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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #181
    Re: What are you offended by right now?

    Originally posted by queercoon View Post
    oh by the way, hell isnt real. if it is, prove it.
    Since the Bible clearly and repeatedly mentions hell, you have the burden of proof that God Almighty is wrong. Are we supposed to take the word of an admitted liar over the Word of God, especially when the difference between eternal salvation and eternal damnation hinges on the answer?
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

    Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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    • queercoon
      Unsaved trash, Hateful queer
      • Oct 2009
      • 21

      #182
      Re: What are you offended by right now?

      prove that hell is real and that people have souls. the fact that you cant prove that its real, is disproof enough, boy. i'm offended by jesus freaks who make claims they cant back up, boy.
      Lev.18:22
      Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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      • Rev Moonfloss
        Forum Member, Professor of Ebonics
        Forum Member
        • Oct 2009
        • 91

        #183
        Re: What are you offended by right now?

        Boy?! Boy?! Who do ya think ya be talkin ta here yo funkass nigga. Yous can't be comin in here where ya don't belong an callin yall boy. Show some respect or find da door mo'fo.
        Pimpin' Fo Jesus

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        • Rev. Jim Osborne
          True Christian™ Televangelist
          Director of Fundraising and Tithing
          On the Look Out for Wife #6!
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 8622

          #184
          Re: What are you offended by right now?

          All the proof you need is in the King James Bible. Just because smart-mouthed homosexuals like you ignore the evidence doesn't mean it's not there. Do you really love your homosexuality so much you'll continue to partake in it even though you know it will damn you to Hell? Where is the logic in that?

          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #185
            Re: What are you offended by right now?

            Originally posted by queercoon View Post
            the fact that you cant prove that its real, is disproof enough, boy.
            You've definitely proved the existence of irony.
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

            Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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            • Lola Handcock
              Forum Member
              • Oct 2009
              • 739

              #186
              Re: What are you offended by right now?

              Well you HOMER we Christians all have some thing called FAITH.WE all have faith that Jesus is our savior,We all have faith that God is our father in heaven.Well have faith that homers like you will go to hell.Pick up a copy of the KJV1611 open it read it get Faith.

              I have lived on a farm of 34 years and have yet to see two bulls having sex !I have been hunting for the best part of my life and have never seen two lesbo cooter munching rabbits. now you show me the proof that two heifer cows have sex with each other! And you think you have common sense.How is this for common sense
              You cant teach a pig to sing all it does is make you look like a retard and makes the pig mad.

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              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                Senior Pastor
                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                Always Biblically correct
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 10639

                #187
                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                Originally posted by Lola Handcock View Post
                I have been hunting for the best part of my life and have never seen two lesbo cooter munching rabbits.
                Indeed. God's Word teaches us that rabbits chew their cud, not that they chew cooters.
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                • Emil Sledge
                  struggling to make sense for Jesus
                  Forum Member
                  • Sep 2009
                  • 257

                  #188
                  Re: What are you offended by right now?

                  Im offended because theres this vendin machine in my Motel 6 bathroom that has baloons called condoms in it and I put 50 cents in and when I opened the condom baloon to blow it up it was all slimy like it were spoilt and I couldnt hardly hang on to it to get it blowed up and part where you blow it up is way too bigger than any baloon I ever seen. It was real hard to blow up. By the time I got it all blowd up I was too tired to wanna play with it anyhoo. Made my fingers hurt and my mouth tired and it had sorta a funky smell to it too. Bad baloon desine if you askin me. Too expencive too. 50 cents for a dam baloon you cant harldy blow up and tie anyhoo.
                  GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!

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                  • crazychick
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 48

                    #189
                    Re: What are you offended by right now?

                    I'm offended for being attacked just because I come from a communist state!! Where did free rights go to? Why do you all care that I come from a communist state? Why do you fear what you do not know? And I'm offended by the mere thought of an innocent girl marrying her rapist! Disgusting. I think the girls father should have the rapist killed to safe other innocent girls from getting raped - that's the communist way!!

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #190
                      Re: What are you offended by right now?

                      Originally posted by crazychick View Post
                      I'm offended for being attacked just because I come from a communist state!! Why do you all care that I come from a communist state?
                      You have a lot more than that going against you, plus, you're probably a spy.
                      Where did free rights go to?
                      You tell me. What are you talking about??

                      Why do you fear what you do not know?
                      You must think that we live with our heads in the sand. Most of the members here have been thru hell and back, and the only thing that kept them from losing it all is having a best friend to help them get by: Jesus Christ.
                      And I'm offended by the mere thought of an innocent girl marrying her rapist!
                      She's not innocent anymore- that's why she marries him. You want her to be an old maid for the rest of her life?
                      Disgusting. I think the girls father should have the rapist killed to safe other innocent girls from getting raped - that's the communist way!!
                      Now you know why we mistrust communists. If communism was so great people would be fighting to go to Cuba or China. In fact, if it's so great, and America is so terrible, why don't you GO BACK!!
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • Jennie
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 17

                        #191
                        Re: What are you offended by right now?

                        I'm offended right now because I have a neighbour who thinks because I live by myself I suddenly need his help and daily protection to stay safe in this suburb. I believe his motives are impure and I'm not gonna be entertaining his advances..no matter how sweet his words.

                        I say Jesus is my Protector, only He will keep me from harm. AMEN.


                        (King James Version)

                        1 Samuel 22:23

                        23Abide thou with me, fear not: for he that seeketh my life seeketh thy life: but with me thou shalt be in safeguard.

                        Psalm 4:8
                        I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety.
                        1 Corinthians 11:3

                        But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.


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                        • queercoon
                          Unsaved trash, Hateful queer
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 21

                          #192
                          Re: What are you offended by right now?

                          wow you all are right i now see. everything is clear. i now believe in god. i am not joking around. i have found God. i was going through my records and found the proof of God. that record was wheels of fire by Cream. i now know CLAPTON IS GOD!!!
                          Lev.18:22
                          Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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                          • piercegraham
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Sep 2009
                            • 186

                            #193
                            Re: What are you offended by right now?

                            I hate how you can't say anything nowadays without offending someone. Seriously. With all the 'political correctness' out there, no matter what you say, you'll offend someone.
                            My best example is a school here in Montreal that was sued by a Muslim man because they said 'Merry Christmas' in school, which supposedly offended Allah.
                            But its a public school! Send your kid to a Muslim school if you dont like it! And what really annoys me is that he won, and now they have to say 'happy holidays' instead.
                            There's being tolerant, and then there's being stupid. If we keep letting foreign cultures change our society, we'll lose our culture. If they want to have their culture, go back to your country. If you insist on coming here, shut up and put up with our beliefs. We have to when we go to YOUR country.
                            And, please, dont view this as racist. Im not.

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29448

                              #194
                              Re: What are you offended by right now?

                              Pierce, once again I am amazed at the clarity of mind you presented. That is twice this year. Good going.

                              The US of A is a Christian country, founded on Christian beliefs by good Christian people. Foreigners should go home and stop polluting the country with their invalid views on life. We speak American English. We celebrate Christmas. We have the God given right to pray any place we want. All these other people that want to change things disgust me. We would never of had this problem with Homers if we had just kept the French out.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • OldGreg
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Oct 2009
                                • 29

                                #195
                                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                Pierce, once again I am amazed at the clarity of mind you presented. That is twice this year. Good going.

                                The US of A is a Christian country, founded on Christian beliefs by good Christian people. Foreigners should go home and stop polluting the country with their invalid views on life. We speak American English. We celebrate Christmas. We have the God given right to pray any place we want. All these other people that want to change things disgust me. We would never of had this problem with Homers if we had just kept the French out.
                                While I agree with you on how we have a God given right to pray any place we want. There are a few things that you might not have known when you typed up your reply. Before I start I would just like to make clear that I love the USA and I would gladly die for my country.

                                For starters, a little fact that you may not have know was that
                                most of the Founders were Deists, which is to say they thought the universe had a creator, but that he does not concern himself with the daily lives of humans, and does not directly communicate with humans, either by revelation or by sacred books. They spoke often of God, (Nature's God or the God of Nature), but this was not the God of the bible. They did not deny that there was a person called Jesus, and praised him for his benevolent teachings, but they flatly denied his divinity. As for the ones that were Christians many of them were of different denominations. Remember that the Colonies were founded by people from many different forms of Christianity.

                                Another thing I want to add is that you need to remember that our great nation was founded and built by foreigners. They were mostly good people but they were foreigners none the less.

                                But like I said before. We should be able to praise God whenever we want and we shouldn't be forced to say "Happy Holidays".

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