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  • Liarthaniel777
    Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
    • Dec 2012
    • 5
    #601
    Re: What are you offended by right now?

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    The coffee I was served today at the Freehold Wallmart for Breakfast was to cold and not as hot as Jesus wants my coffee to be.
    Revelation 3:16
    So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.
    The Wallmart associates been positively uppity since The One's (snicker) re-appointment to our White House by affirmative action people. I pray Christ will do something about this soon.
    ....... Are you sure Jesus was the one who wanted the coffee hot? Although this comment is hilarious..... This sounds more like a personal problem.
    I'm Mimi the pervert.

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      • Levi Jones
        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
         
        • Jul 2009
        • 13930
        #602
        Re: What are you offended by right now?

        Originally posted by Liarthaniel777 View Post
        ....... Are you sure Jesus was the one who wanted the coffee hot? Although this comment is hilarious..... This sounds more like a personal problem.
        Friend, we are encouraged to have a personal relationship with the LORD. If God is simply telling us what we want to hear, that would make us crazy and God not real, wouldn't it?

        So, unless you are trying to offend us and say we have a relationship with an imaginary friend, I fail to see what is so hilarious about Brother Bobby's comment.
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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          • Pim Pendergast
            PHD - Theophysicist
            Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2012
            • 3103
            #603
            Re: What are you offended by right now?

            I stopped reading when I got to:

            Originally posted by Shimei View Post
            I put the man into a submissive position swiftly. His mouth kept opening up...
            I'm not sure I want to know what comes next.
            sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

            Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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              • MitzaLizalor
                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 14206
                #604
                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                ..after changing the jukebox to the one rap song that was in it?
                Ya mean there's more than 1 rap song?

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78552
                    #605
                    Re: What are you offended by right now?

                    I'm offended by Poland. I've never liked that country, because I've always felt it was full of joo-gypsy hybrid mongrels.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Levi Jones
                        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                         
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 13930
                        #606
                        Re: What are you offended by right now?

                        I am offended by Turkey every day. Until they free Constantinople, I will never recognize them as a real country.

                        Vlad the Impaler was a hero!
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29446
                            #607
                            Re: What are you offended by right now?

                            I am offended by any person that has any sort of accent or speech impediment.
                            You just know they are up to no good!
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78552
                                #608
                                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                I am offended by any person that has any sort of accent or speech impediment.
                                You just know they are up to no good!
                                God kills over poor pronunciation, which is all accents really are.

                                Judges
                                12:5 And the Gileadites took the passages of Jordan before the Ephraimites: and it was so, that when those Ephraimites which were escaped said, Let me go over; that the men of Gilead said unto him, Art thou an Ephraimite? If he said, Nay;
                                12:6 Then said they unto him, Say now Shibboleth: and he said Sibboleth: for he could not frame to pronounce it right. Then they took him, and slew him at the passages of Jordan: and there fell at that time of the Ephraimites forty and two thousand.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • Harold Law
                                    Forum Member
                                    Forum Member
                                    • Dec 2007
                                    • 136
                                    #609
                                    Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                    Colored teenagers wearing hoodies!
                                    Ephesians 5:22-24
                                    22*Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. 23*For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. 24*Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.

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                                      • Creationist Ron
                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                        • Nov 2012
                                        • 100
                                        #610
                                        Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                        I'm upset that Marijuana was made legal in Washington. The only way to really get high is to read the bible, and attend church I don't have any experience with drugs, or alcohol, but nothing beats the feeling of reading the bible. I bet if we replace all the dope with bibles then the junkies will be even happier, and so will we! Down with dope, and up with the Bible!!!

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                                          • Sophie Hennig
                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                            • Dec 2012
                                            • 60
                                            #611
                                            Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                            What makes me upset?
                                            It's all those people coming to the forum and making stains on the pureness of the True Christians, like atheists, trolls and even worse, like jews or wiccas. I love to praise GOD more than anything and it hurts me, when I see some people rejecting his mercy so easily and insult the decent people on this forum. Instead of trolling us, they should look for their own salvation. I feel pity with all these souls that will burn in hell.

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                                              • Mary Etheldreda
                                                Gushing for Jesus
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2011
                                                • 23775
                                                #612
                                                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                                Traitors like these men and women:





                                                These are some of the first homers to ruin the great State of Washington, quickly racing to the county courthouse to infect the state with their Gay Agenda.

                                                Look how sweet and harmless they're trying to act.

                                                As if.
                                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                                  • MitzaLizalor
                                                    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Sep 2010
                                                    • 14206
                                                    #613
                                                    Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                                    Washington
                                                    I'm worried about Rev. Fingers; do you think he'll be OK?

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                                                      • Harold Law
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • Dec 2007
                                                        • 136
                                                        #614
                                                        Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                                        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                                        Traitors like these men and women:





                                                        These are some of the first homers to ruin the great State of Washington, quickly racing to the county courthouse to infect the state with their Gay Agenda.

                                                        Look how sweet and harmless they're trying to act.

                                                        As if.
                                                        Those pictures made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.
                                                        Ephesians 5:22-24
                                                        22*Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. 23*For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. 24*Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.

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                                                          • John Creeser
                                                            Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                                                             
                                                            • Aug 2009
                                                            • 7248
                                                            #615
                                                            Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                                            Traitors like these men and women:





                                                            These are some of the first homers to ruin the great State of Washington, quickly racing to the county courthouse to infect the state with their Gay Agenda.

                                                            Look how sweet and harmless they're trying to act.

                                                            As if.
                                                            I've said plenty of times before, I always knew ZZ Top were a bunch of queers!
                                                            -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                                                            -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                                                            -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                                                            -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                                                            -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                                                            -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                                                            -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                                                            STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!

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