[Didymus Much]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Jedward.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Intermittent windshield wipers.

Look, if I wanted something that only worked half the time, I'd hire a messican.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Miracle Whip offends me.

It is not a miracle that Jesus was whipped. The miracle was in His temporary death.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Miracle Whip offends me.

It is not a miracle that Jesus was whipped.

S&M sex freaks.

They think that getting whipped, paddled, and branded is a fun way to spend a couple of hours with a special friend, when Jesus knows (from experience) it is unimaginable torment!

Who, pray tell, suffered like Jesus?

[Didymus Much]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Cheap beer-fueled ukulele and falsetto karaoke.

Yeah, yeah, I know, "Love thy neighbour because you're not allowed to shoot them".

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

THESE SHOES

although reading some of the recent posts, perhaps they might come in useful if whoever designed this large image turned up around here, I don't care what it is or how it gets into them all I know: it's SATAN

yuk !

[Titus Templeton]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I hope that Tom Cruise makes the right decision and gives his daughter to Jesus.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I am offended by this fluff piece about the Cult of Scientology.

[John Creeser]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I am offended by this fluff piece about the Cult of Scientology.

Speaking of which....

I don't know what a Tweeter is, but apparently Katie Holmes twittered this:

"I'm free of an abusive cult, based on money & power that worships a f.ake deity & safely back with the Catholic Church." -Katie Holmes

The woman must have the assburgers or contracted the down sindrome, how stupid can one be? Safely back with the Catlicks? Please, out of the pot and into the frying pan (which is roasted over the white hot flames of hell).

[Titus Templeton]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Without weapons there would be no democracy.

[John Creeser]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'll tell you what is driving me batty right now; it's watching all these freaks flailing around pretending their actual aesthetes at the 2012 retard games in London (or "paraplegic" games, they call it). We all know God Hates Cripples

Just look at these freaks.







FREAK!! It's bottom half is a basket ball, I didn't even know slanty's knew what that was.



This one choose the down sindrome because she was too lazy to actually become a real athlete.

It should be banned it's that embarrassing to watch.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I was driving with the bus today. Another young girl watched me all the time. Sitatuions like this make me feel bad because I don't want that kind of sexuality in my life.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Las Vegas invaded by demons

[John North]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Our neighbor just bought an inflatable sheep. We can see it from our dining room. This offends me a lot.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I am offended by the Atlantic, Iowa Denny's. Their biscuits and gravy were to salty for my tastes and the waitress was surly. Further more I suspect she supports gay marriage.