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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996
    #511
    Re: What are you offended by right now?

    I'm offended by the non-stop, ad nauseam coverage of the Trayvon Martian case.

    Half-breed Mexican't shoots Negro.

    SURPRISE!

    Can we get over it already?
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Roberta
        Anti La Leche League Organizer
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2008
        • 1817
        #512
        Re: What are you offended by right now?

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        I'm offended by the non-stop, ad nauseam coverage of the Trayvon Martian case.

        Half-breed Mexican't shoots Negro.

        SURPRISE!

        Can we get over it already?
        Tarvon and another Kazakhstan sister hookin' up with a "playa". Size queens the lot of them.
        Come climb my mountains.

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          • herbertLovesGod
            Guest
            • Mar 2012
            • 223
            #513
            Re: What are you offended by right now?

            I'm offended by the "Richard Gere Delivery Device(tm)"



            Servant Herbert.

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              • Lillian
                Unsaved trash
                • Apr 2012
                • 22
                #514
                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                People who say "lol" in real life instead of just laughing at the joke. They are not needed.
                Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                  • Didymus Much
                    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 14076
                    #515
                    Re: What are you offended by right now?

                    Originally posted by Lillian View Post
                    People who say "lol" in real life instead of just laughing at the joke. They are not needed.
                    They rofl, aren't they?

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                      • Roberta
                        Anti La Leche League Organizer
                        True Christian™
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 1817
                        #516
                        Re: What are you offended by right now?

                        Osama is awarding the Medal of Freedom to jooish agitator and cantor Robert Allen Zimmerman. Known for his rich and poetic lyrics, his work had considerable influence on the civil rights movement of the 1960s and has had significant impact on American culture over the past five decades.
                        Come climb my mountains.

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996
                            #517
                            Re: What are you offended by right now?

                            Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                            Osama is awarding the Medal of Freedom to jooish agitator and cantor Robert Allen Zimmerman. Known for his rich and poetic lyrics, his work had considerable influence on the civil rights movement of the 1960s and has had significant impact on American culture over the past five decades.
                            So it's his fault?

                            Might have known.
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • John Creeser
                                Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                                 
                                • Aug 2009
                                • 7248
                                #518
                                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                BROTHERS!!!! I can't believe what I just saw, and this is probably the most offensive thing ever!!

                                I just saw a white girl walking hand and hand with a negro!! Here in Freehold!!!!

                                What's Bobby Joe's phone number!?!
                                -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                                -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                                -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                                -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                                -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                                -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                                -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                                STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!

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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78551
                                    #519
                                    Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                    Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
                                    BROTHERS!!!! I can't believe what I just saw, and this is probably the most offensive thing ever!!

                                    I just saw a white girl walking hand and hand with a negro!! Here in Freehold!!!!

                                    What's Bobby Joe's phone number!?!
                                    No you didn't. Please sweet JESUS tell me that ain't so.
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                      • Roberta
                                        Anti La Leche League Organizer
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Jan 2008
                                        • 1817
                                        #520
                                        Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                        No you didn't. Please sweet JESUS tell me that ain't so.
                                        I saw them too!
                                        Attached Files
                                        Come climb my mountains.

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                                          • WilliamJenningsBryan
                                            True Christian™
                                             
                                            • Jan 2007
                                            • 9384
                                            #521
                                            Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                            Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                                            I saw them too!
                                            That looks like Ann Coulter!
                                            Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                                            brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                                            ...and get off my lawn
                                            sigpic

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                                              • herbertLovesGod
                                                Guest
                                                • Mar 2012
                                                • 223
                                                #522
                                                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                                I'm offending by this song and dance niglet:



                                                If ever I've seen a man mocking a globe of Good™ Honest™ Christians™, it is this turd pooping all over America™.


                                                Servant Herbert.

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                                                  • Leah Rebecca
                                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                    • Apr 2012
                                                    • 23
                                                    #523
                                                    Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                                    I'm offended by atheist boys that think that rebuking is equal to flirting. They're not the same and they never will be. Got it? Great!

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                                                      • Roberta
                                                        Anti La Leche League Organizer
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Jan 2008
                                                        • 1817
                                                        #524
                                                        Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                                        HER
                                                        Attached Files
                                                        Come climb my mountains.

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                                                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                                            Honorary True Christian™
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • May 2008
                                                            • 13996
                                                            #525
                                                            Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                                            Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                                                            HER
                                                            Osama bend Gender?
                                                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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