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  • MitzaLizalor
    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2010
    • 14151

    #436
    Re: What are you offended by right now?

    Originally posted by Roberta View Post
    You are so right. This one hangs out at the HI in Waterbury and calls itself Sofonda Cox.
    You mean that's a man ? ! ? ! ? ! ? It's a wonder what can be acheived with hormones these days! But Sofonda is a nice name. Very feminine.

    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
    Yeshua! Why?
    or "Isa"
    but what really offends me is people who teach themselves a made-up language and then put on a silly accent as if they really are the foreign tongue to have.

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #437
      Re: What are you offended by right now?

      Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
      You mean that's a man ? ! ? ! ? ! ? It's a wonder what can be acheived with hormones these days! But Sofonda is a nice name. Very feminine.


      or "Isa"
      but what really offends me is people who teach themselves a made-up language and then put on a silly accent as if they really are the foreign tongue to have.
      People who speak Klingon or Elvish really offend me.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • shy Rita
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Mar 2012
        • 250

        #438
        Re: What are you offended by right now?

        Abortion defenders offend me. And not just because of personal experience.
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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #439
          Re: What are you offended by right now?

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
          People who speak Klingon or Elvish really offend me.
          I agree,

          speaking as a TRUE Christian(tm) the truth is not found in some musty old book written in some language no one can understand. Is it possible for the speakers of Klingon and Elvish to be more ridiculous? Wisdom is not contained in a magical script a select few can only understand.

          It is a fact that Jesus gave us His message clearly in English so ALL of humanity can understand it. That is why Christ chose to do His Earthy minister in Galilee the middle of the world and in 0AD, the middle of time. This is why The world of God has reached ALL peoples.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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          • VictoryOS
            True Christian™ Beauty Queen
             
            • Dec 2007
            • 5388

            #440
            Re: What are you offended by right now?

            Originally posted by shy Rita View Post
            Abortion defenders offend me. And not just because of personal experience.
            Posted via Mobile Device
            Absolutely, Sister Rita. Although many of us prefer to call them abortion enablers or, to be more precise, baby-killers.
            Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
            in 2016

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            • shy Rita
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Mar 2012
              • 250

              #441
              Re: What are you offended by right now?

              Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
              Absolutely, Sister Rita. Although many of us prefer to call them abortion enablers or, to be more precise, baby-killers.
              They make me sick. I also noticed one thing- all of the baby-killers have already been born.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78552

                #442
                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                I'm offended by LIEING FLUFFY BUNNY FALSE CHRISTIAN who know NOTHING about the Holy Bible and give all True Christians(tm) a bad name!


                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Brother Enoch
                  The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 4392

                  #443
                  Re: What are you offended by right now?

                  Jehovah's Witlesses. They piss me right off. They haven't got the first clue what's in the Bible and they want to tell people about it? Even made up their own Bible, like the one Jesus wrote isn't good enough! I can't wait for Jesus to drop-kick the whole sorry lot of them into Hell!

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                  • shy Rita
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Mar 2012
                    • 250

                    #444
                    Re: What are you offended by right now?

                    People who think it's okay to judge me based on my race. If I don't use the race card, don't use it against me. It's rude as anything.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78552

                      #445
                      Re: What are you offended by right now?

                      Originally posted by shy Rita View Post
                      People who think it's okay to judge me based on my race. If I don't use the race card, don't use it against me. It's rude as anything.
                      Why shouldn't people judge you based on your race? That's what Jesus made you, and we all see that.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #446
                        Re: What are you offended by right now?

                        I'm offended by this guy:



                        His name is Till Lindemann. He's the lead "singer" of a German group of sadomasochistic perverts called "Rammstein". He likes to light himself and other things on fire, probably in preparation for Hell.

                        He apparently thinks himself some sort of a stud, continually parading about half-naked:



                        Or less. (True Christian(tm) men of strong faith only: NSFW image)

                        And then there's this "performance", which starts out revolting but gets far, far worse about halfway through. Also NSFW, and for True Christian(tm) men of strong faith only! (Ex-Gay members, please do not CLICK HERE. Video.)

                        He apparently got arrested for that performance and charged with obscenity. He should have been publicly flogged for it!

                        Frankly, I can find only one thing even marginally redeeming about this "man" and his "band", and they accomplish it only while insulting America anyway!

                        They manage to clearly disprove the "moon landing" hoax with one of their "music" videos (this one is SFW):

                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • Roberta
                          Anti La Leche League Organizer
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 1817

                          #447
                          Re: What are you offended by right now?

                          Too bad they opened the wall. He'd be stuck with First Arsch in the DDR.
                          Come climb my mountains.

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                          • Benjamin Over
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Nov 2011
                            • 81

                            #448
                            Re: What are you offended by right now?

                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                            I'm offended by this guy:

                            Looks like he's also preparing to give Satan some sort of oral sex. May God have mercy on his soul.

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                            • Brother Enoch
                              The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2008
                              • 4392

                              #449
                              Re: What are you offended by right now?

                              Originally posted by shy Rita View Post
                              People who think it's okay to judge me based on my race. If I don't use the race card, don't use it against me. It's rude as anything.
                              Whiny niglets offend me. Race card? Who cares. Show me your Jesus card! That's all I care about and all Jesus cares about, even for the inferior races.

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                              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15708

                                #450
                                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                                Whiny niglets offend me. Race card? Who cares. Show me your Jesus card! That's all I care about and all Jesus cares about, even for the inferior races.



                                Just kiddin'!

                                Politically Correct pansies irritate the HELL out of me.
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