[Increase Boone]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

The 80's

Those guys make me wanna laugh and they make me wanna punch them and having two different feelings like that makes me really mad. Have a nice day but make them quit doing that.

Increase Boone

[Witch Hammer]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Those guys make me wanna laugh and they make me wanna punch them and having two different feelings like that makes me really mad. Have a nice day but make them quit doing that.

Increase Boone

There is a third feeling you should try to cultivate. Not sexual arousal, but murderous rage. Leviticus 20:13

God isn't talking about a humaine execution here, He's looking to see some bloodsport with fatal finishing moves.

Nothing pisses Jesus off more than well-toned, taut buttoxed girly-men with prominent mooseknuckles prancing around in tights to a funky beat!...except maybe people who eat shellfish...Leviticus 11:12

[Elijah Mee, PhD]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

My IQ is 120. I don't think that's "IQ challenged."

That must be some kind of world record for a downie!

[Elijah Mee, PhD]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

This uppity homofag has really got me going.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I stopped at Subway this evening to get a hot, cheesy foot-long. To my astonishment, I noticed a gimp behind the counter, hobbling around like he owned the place! Must be the janitor, I consoled myself...but, no!

Alas, the wretch shambled up to the meat tray and asked what kind of sandwich I wanted, having the unmitigated cheek to make eye contact with me when he spoke...talk about adding insult to injury!

Anyhow, I was so stricken with horror that I couldn't even find the words to shout out a proper rebuke, much less articulate what I wanted on my sandwich, so I just stifled a groan and pointed to my toppings of choice through the sneeze-guard.

I stared, transfixed, as the pig-eyed circus freak scampered about, rat-like, with an efficiency obviously fueled by supernatural evil. His hands were a flury of motion that seemed to mesmerize, and it wasn't long before I found myself in thrall to his wicked enchantments.

With a supreme effort of will and a hasty prayer to Christ, I managed to break the spell and sidestepped my way over to the cash register. I forked over the money, grabbed my foot-long, and beat a hasty retreat, still wracking my numbed mind for the proper verse to hurl at the gimp on my way out the door.

Needless to say, I had lost my appetite. I climbed into the rig and fed the sandwich to my service pit bull, Judas.

I plan on writing a strongly worded letter of complaint to the manager tomorrow, complete with supporting scripture!

[Red Attila]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Since reading Jim Farmer's thread on Australian abos, abos are offending me right now! The Godless, useless, and worthless Sons of Ham! They are without doubt one of the most objectionable, offensive ethnic groups to have ever breathed on this earth!

[Red Attila]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Since reading Jim Farmer's thread on Australian abos, abos are offending me right now! The Godless, useless, and worthless Sons of Ham! They are without doubt one of the most objectionable, offensive ethnic groups to have ever breathed on this earth!

But then what can you expect: as it says in Genesis 9:25 the curse of Canaan is on them.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

And Mr Attila, This is evidenced by statistics on their blindness:
The blindness rate in adult aborigines over the age of 40 is 6 times higher than blindness in white Australians over 40. This has been inflicted on them as punishment by the Lord.
Exodus 4:11 And the Lord said unto him, Who hath made man’s mouth? or who maketh the dumb, or deaf, or the seeing, or the blind? have not I the Lord?
Deuteronomy 28:28-29 28 The Lord shall smite thee with madness, and blindness, and astonishment of heart: 29 And thou shalt grope at noonday, as the blind gropeth in darkness, and thou shalt not prosper in thy ways: and thou shalt be only oppressed and spoiled evermore, and no man shall save thee

[Mckenzie]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I am offended by the fact that my Godless mother requested that my uncle bring me "home" at once. She said, and I quote - "You don't need God, Mckenzie. He isn't even real. Come home this very instant. Your ex misses you, and we know this isn't the true you."

Blasphemous. How dare they try to lead me to the path of sin - what's more, attempt to say that God and His words aren't true!

[IJustWantSodomy]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I am offended by the fact that instead of respecting my beliefs as any good Christian should, this forum has harassed me, changed my name and profile information and looks down on anybody who doesn't have the same beliefs as they do. Pathetic.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I am offended by the fact that instead of respecting my beliefs as any good Christian should, this forum has harassed me, changed my name and profile information and looks down on anybody who doesn't have the same beliefs as they do. Pathetic.

No one cares, but you.

[Didymus Much]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

...respecting my beliefs as any good Christian should...

At first I was

Then I was

Seriously, just read the goddamned Bible before you try telling others what a "good Christian" does, would ya?

...this forum...looks down on anybody who doesn't have the same beliefs as they do...

Luke 19:27 "But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me."

Guess who said that? This guy:

[XspazzboX]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm offended that people aren't willing to learn Hebrew.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm offended that someone thinks yid is better than American.

[XspazzboX]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm offended that someone thinks yid is better than American.

I never said that. I just said that I'm offended that Christians are unwilling to read the bible in its original language.