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  • Marshall
    Righteous and Patriotic
    Highest body count at the VFW
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2006
    • 3322

    #46
    Re: What are you offended by right now?

    Whora the Explorer offends me.
    She could speak American if she wanted to but instead continues to speak Mexican in an effort to indoctrinate our kids with it. It is obviously an inferior language yet the Mexican appeasers that make the show still push it on us as if it were some sort of a good thing if our kids were to learn it. If Mexican was so good it would be American.

    Her pet is a naked monkey. It is plainly offensive to have such a pet without shorts or something covering it's boy parts. It also acts way too human. This seems to be a way they teach kids that monkeys are just like little humans. Evilution.

    Also, Dora is clearly in possession of the map yet she continues to ask the audience where she's going. She is an illiterate Mexican and I don't like her.
    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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    • Virginia Day Templeton
      Christ's Battle Axe
       
      • Dec 2006
      • 2827

      #47
      Re: What are you offended by right now?

      I'm offended by the fact that a piece of obsolete farming equipment is sitting in the Oval Office.
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      • Marshall
        Righteous and Patriotic
        Highest body count at the VFW
        True Christian™
        • Oct 2006
        • 3322

        #48
        Re: What are you offended by right now?

        Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
        I'm offended that a piece of obsolete farming equipment is sitting in the Oval Office.
        Amen sister.

        Did you see where Osama Bin Laden himself called our Muslim President a weakling? He never did that to our last President. Obama is driving America into the same wishy washy existance that Eurabia is suffering under. Before you know it our schools will have little Talibans and girls dressed in shame curtains wandering the halls looking for Christians to spit on like they do in France and Denmark. All thanks to the coloreds and Liberal hippies who just HAD to vote for an uppity black guy instead of a decent man like John the war hero.
        God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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        • im a queer pervert get over it
          Unsaved trash, sodomite teen
          • Sep 2009
          • 39

          #49
          Re: What are you offended by right now?

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          Italians writing books, lazy minorities and alcoholic punks getting money for not working, modern "art", hippies opening their mouths and not getting smacked in the face, the fact that so-called "mentally ill" people get "treatment" instead of proper exorcisms. Oh, and when queers hold hands in public. There's just no need for that kind of flamboyant deviancy!
          you are a cunt im a homosexual and god made me the way i am, i cant help it if i am gay and by the way your picture looks very trim, do you want to go out somtime
          Lev.18:22
          Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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          • Miss April
            Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
            Forum Member
            • Apr 2009
            • 685

            #50
            Re: What are you offended by right now?

            Originally posted by im gay get over it View Post
            you are a cooter im a homosexual and god made me the way i am, i cant help it if i am gay and by the way your picture looks very trim, do you want to go out somtime
            Friend God did not make you gay You had a Choice Now why don't you give up your Dirty sick life style and Aceept Jesus?

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            • Miss April
              Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
              Forum Member
              • Apr 2009
              • 685

              #51
              Re: What are you offended by right now?

              I'm offended that Queers like the User im gay get over it Say God made them that way when he didn't

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              • Marshall
                Righteous and Patriotic
                Highest body count at the VFW
                True Christian™
                • Oct 2006
                • 3322

                #52
                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                Gaywads should just stop it. If they did then they could find a decent woman and perhaps get Saved(TM) enough to earn a cooler spot when they go to Hell.
                God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                • Captain James T. Kirk
                  Boldly exploring his parents' basement - Unsaved trash
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 155

                  #53
                  Re: What are you offended by right now?

                  I'm offended that the latest Star Trek movie didn't show the true story about that awesome three-way my younger self had with younger Uhura and her hot green roommate back at the Academy.
                  Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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                  • Levi Jones
                    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                     
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 13930

                    #54
                    Re: What are you offended by right now?

                    Not only am I offended, I'm sick.
                    India Failing to Control Open Defecation Blunts Nation’s Growth
                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                    • WickedWitch
                      Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                      CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 1366

                      #55
                      Re: What are you offended by right now?

                      Originally posted by Captain James T. Kirk View Post
                      I'm offended that the latest Star Trek movie didn't show the true story about that awesome three-way my younger self had with younger Uhura and her hot green roommate back at the Academy.
                      I'm kind of offended that Kirk had to be in that movie at all (but it was great despite his presence). But I'm more offended that Winona Ryder found her way into that movie. Offended and confused. Am I the only one who thinks she was an odd choice? I don't think she had any business being in it.
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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621

                        #56
                        Re: What are you offended by right now?

                        Originally posted by im gay get over it View Post
                        you are a cooter im a homosexual and god made me the way i am, i cant help it if i am gay and by the way your picture looks very trim, do you want to go out somtime
                        The only date I'm interested in going on with you is one where you'd be tied to a pole in the middle of a quarry.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • im a queer pervert get over it
                          Unsaved trash, sodomite teen
                          • Sep 2009
                          • 39

                          #57
                          Re: What are you offended by right now?

                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          The only date I'm interested in going on with you is one where you'd be tied to a pole in the middle of a quarry.
                          kinky, dont be to rough
                          Lev.18:22
                          Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621

                            #58
                            Re: What are you offended by right now?

                            Right now I am offended by the fact that reading a post written by a disrespectful sass-mouthed queer enraged me so much that I just had to headbutt my monitor out of pure fury!

                            I am also offended by black metal, hip-hop, and most other forms of jungle music.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • angels
                              Forum Member, lost in space
                              Forum Member
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 794

                              #59
                              Re: What are you offended by right now?

                              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                              Right now I am offended by the fact that reading a post written by a disrespectful sass-mouthed queer enraged me so much that I just had to headbutt my monitor out of pure fury!

                              I am also offended by black metal, hip-hop, and most other forms of jungle music.

                              Brother Temperance. Ignore the silly gay person. He is obviously a fool.

                              I am offended by seeing drunken men and women on the streets. The noise. The smell. Disgusting mess.

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                              • Bobby-Joe
                                Landover Security Superviser
                                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 18405

                                #60
                                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                Originally posted by angels View Post
                                Brother Temperance. Ignore the silly gay person. He is obviously a fool.

                                I am offended by seeing drunken men and women on the streets. The noise. The smell. Disgusting mess.
                                I agree drunks are utterly offensive. Jesus never allowed people arround Him to drink alcohol.

                                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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