[WickedWitch]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm offended by the fact that Bobby Joe keeps dragging me into his perverted fantasies! AND that space slut, "Captian" Kirk is just as bad, if not worse. Am I to subjected to their ravenous lust for me without there being any consequences for them? Something must be done about this!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I am offended by loud-mouthed feminazi witch harlots from cannuckistan who besmirch certain True Christians(tm) with false accusations and make it worse (another thread) by posting in purple haze DESPITE being told not to on several occasions because it gives offense to Jesus and causes seizures in at least two tin-tithers that I know of.


That, plus Poland.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm offended by Jews who get Yom Kippur off from their jobs and school. Yet when you try to pass out Chick tracts to public school kids during school hours, the security escorts you out!

Double standards on Freedom of Religion!

[Captain James T. Kirk]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I am offended that I haven't logged in for days and Wicked Witch is STILL talking about me, clearly showing her obsession for this musky manly man!

Oh wait, I'm not offended by that at all! LOL! I am offended by tribbles and Klingons though, but not when they're on the same starship.

[WickedWitch]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I am offended that I haven't logged in for days and Wicked Witch is STILL talking about me, clearly showing her obsession for this musky manly man!

I'm not obsessed with you, I hate you. There's a very big difference.

Oh wait, I'm not offended by that at all! LOL! I am offended by tribbles and Klingons though, but not when they're on the same starship.

I find the thought of Klingons and Tribbles together to be soooooo cute. I just see these crabby Klingons, trying their damndest to be angry, but they just can't because the Tribbles are too gosh-darned cute. It's certainly better than beaming the little sweeties (the Tribbles, not the Klingons, lol) into space! Do not mistake my meaning here, because I still hate you, very much, but I was actually able to tolerate you a little more when you were surrounded by Tribbles (it was actually really adorable, if I'm being honest). And on that planet (whose name always escapes me) where the people based their society on the gang-life of Chicago. I hated you a little bit less there. I don't know why. But I do still hate you.



And to avoid disrupting the thread, I am offended by the tv show Supernatural. I wish I could watch it, because those boys are damned beautiful, but it offends me to my very core.

[Levi Jones]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I am offended by the incredible amount of nerdery in this thread. It has gotten to the point where my hands hurt and my fingers are on the verge of bleeding from striking the keys so darn (lord forgive me) hard.



The ion cannon would completely own any federation star cruiser.

[WickedWitch]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm offended by people who are offended by nerdery (cute word, by the way). Nerdliness is the key to a happy life.

[UnSaved Scum]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I love the show Supernatural. But i hate how it demonizes wicca and other religions. But i love the fact that the angels in the show say that God is dead.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm offended by people who are offended by nerdery (cute word, by the way). Nerdliness is the key to a happy life.

I assume that "nerdliness" is your euphemism for satan worship.

I love the show Supernatural. But i hate how it demonizes wicca and other religions. But i love the fact that the angels in the show say that God is dead.

I hope you both understand that no one here gives a tinker's damn about your petty, unsaved opinions. This is God's favorite forum, and we follow His commandments!

"Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11

[SUV]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Sister JennyD, that was the most beautiful explanation I've ever seen of Christianity.

HALLELUJAH!!!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I am offended by Scottish people. A whole nation of gingers (ginger, by the way, is an anagram of a certain term for a certain other cursed race. Coincidence, or proof of an intelligently designed language?) You can tell God was having a bit of a laugh when He came up with that idea. I am also offended by the way you just can't tell if young people are boys or girls nowadays. Can I speculate about whether this person would make a good wife, or would doing that make me an abomination unto God? I just can't tell anymore!

[WickedWitch]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I assume that "nerdliness" is your euphemism for satan worship.

No, actually. Nerdliness: the state of being Nerdly (ei. "Nerdliness [being Nerdly] brings happiness"), or the degree to which one is Nerdly (ei. "After assessing your Nerdliness, I find you not to be Nerdly"). I really do enjoy the word "Nerdery", I'm going to have to keep it and add it to my Dictionary of Nerdly terms. ("Nerdly", by the way is just a cuter way of saying "Nerdy". "L"s seem to make words cuter. Which does not mean that I want more than one single "L" in my name, by the way.)

I'm offended by the fact that people automatically assume that I worship Satan because 1) I'm goth, 2) I'm Pagan, or 3) I'm a Witch - or a combination of the three. I've never met Satan. I do not worship Him. He's not one of my gods. End of story.

[SUV]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I am offended by Scottish people. A whole nation of gingers (ginger, by the way, is an anagram of a certain term for a certain other cursed race. Coincidence, or proof of an intelligently designed language?) You can tell God was having a bit of a laugh when He came up with that idea.

Brother Temptations and I rest our briefcases:

"Groundskeeper Willie"

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I am offended by ethnic foods that spice up the blood.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I've never met Satan. I do not worship Him.

I'm offended by the fact that you capitalized a pronoun referring to the devil.