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  • Captain James T. Kirk
    Boldly exploring his parents' basement - Unsaved trash
    • Jun 2007
    • 155

    #61
    Re: What are you offended by right now?

    Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
    I'm kind of offended that Kirk had to be in that movie at all (but it was great despite his presence). But I'm more offended that Winona Ryder found her way into that movie. Offended and confused. Am I the only one who thinks she was an odd choice? I don't think she had any business being in it.
    The more you argue, the more I know you want a peek at the Captain's Log! Don't fight it, sweetcheeks. I've chased actual, wagging alien tail all over this galaxy, and the sooner you beam me up, the sooner I can wow you with my full warp nacelle!
    Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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    • WickedWitch
      Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
      CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
      • Jan 2007
      • 1366

      #62
      Re: What are you offended by right now?

      I'm offended by everything you just said. Very offended. And really grossed out.
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      • Captain James T. Kirk
        Boldly exploring his parents' basement - Unsaved trash
        • Jun 2007
        • 155

        #63
        Re: What are you offended by right now?

        Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
        I'm offended by everything you just said. Very offended. And really grossed out.
        That's okay, honeybuns. Bring your girlfriend to my ready room with you. I won't be offended!
        Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #64
          Re: What are you offended by right now?

          Originally posted by Captain James T. Kirk View Post
          That's okay, honeybuns. Bring your girlfriend to my ready room with you. I won't be offended!
          I'd give you a infraction over their post but,..she is a witch after all. Well I suppose we can tolerate this as an example of how wiccan loves work and why no one decent should do it.

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          • WickedWitch
            Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
            CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
            • Jan 2007
            • 1366

            #65
            Re: What are you offended by right now?

            I'm increasingly offended by the implications that I'm gay and/or attracted to that poor excuse for a Star Fleet Captain. Neither are true.
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            • JennyD
              Honorary True Christian™
              Sweet Placid Sister
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2007
              • 9567

              #66
              Re: What are you offended by right now?

              I'm offended by this blatant God-mockery.

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              • WickedWitch
                Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                • Jan 2007
                • 1366

                #67
                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                *Giggles* I'm not offended by that at all, I think it's funny and cute.
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                • Levi Jones
                  Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                  Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                  Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                   
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 13930

                  #68
                  Re: What are you offended by right now?

                  I truly don't think my offend-o-meter could rise above this truly disgusting story. , yet I'm sure it will.


                  Phillips, the 49-year-old former child star and daughter of the Mamas and the Papas founder John Phillips, says she had sex with her father the night before she was to marry Jeff Sessler, a member of the Rolling Stones entourage, in 1979, according to People.com.

                  "On the eve of my wedding, my father showed up, determined to stop it," writes Phillips, who was 19 at the time and a heavy drug user, according to People.com. "I had tons of pills, and Dad had tons of everything too. Eventually I passed out on Dad's bed."Phillips, best known as Julie Cooper on the sitcom "One Day at a Time," says the sexual relationship became consensual as her life began to spiral out of control.

                  During her time on the hit CBS comedy, which ran from 1975 to 1984, she battled drug addiction and underwent drug rehabilitation. She later was fired from the show in 1980 because of her drug abuse.

                  Eventually, she and her father went to rehab together and she later toured with him in a band called the New Mamas and the Papas, according to People.com.

                  "I was a fragment of a person, and my secret isolated me," she writes, according to People.com. "One night Dad said, 'We could just run away to a country where no one would look down on us. There are countries where this is an accepted practice. Maybe Fiji.' "
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                  • im a queer pervert get over it
                    Unsaved trash, sodomite teen
                    • Sep 2009
                    • 39

                    #69
                    Re: What are you offended by right now?

                    Originally posted by angels View Post
                    Brother Temperance. Ignore the silly gay person. He is obviously a fool.

                    I am offended by seeing drunken men and women on the streets. The noise. The smell. Disgusting mess.
                    yeah im a fool (sarcasm) you believe a man walked on fucking water and saved us all
                    Lev.18:22
                    Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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                    • Rev. Jim Osborne
                      True Christian™ Televangelist
                      Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 8622

                      #70
                      Re: What are you offended by right now?

                      Originally posted by im gay get over it View Post
                      yeah im a fool (sarcasm) you believe a man walked on piffleing water and saved us all
                      Obviously a man walking on water is absurd. How can humans do that?

                      We believe God walked on water. God is God. He can do anything. How is that absurd? Once again, atheist fag logic fails!

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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621

                        #71
                        Re: What are you offended by right now?

                        I'm offended by stoners smoking their filthy drug weeds through their marijuana bong joints. Jesus has no need for it and it goes absolutely against all morality.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • Bobby-Joe
                          Landover Security Superviser
                          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 18405

                          #72
                          Re: What are you offended by right now?

                          I am offended by people who demand I be persucted for my belief that God commands me to persicute them for thiers.

                          ATHEISTS: YOU HAVE NO GOD THAT COMMANDS YOU BELIEVE WHAT DO!! I DO!! LET ME PRACTICE MY RELIGION!!! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO DEMAND THAT I STOP HARASSING YOU!!!

                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                          • Pastor Isaac Peters
                            Senior Pastor
                            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                            Always Biblically correct
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 10639

                            #73
                            Re: What are you offended by right now?

                            I am offended by all of the vituperation that the liberals and the MSM heap on anyone straight, white, male, Republican, or Christian. I am also offended by politically correct whining.
                            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                            • Levi Jones
                              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                               
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 13930

                              #74
                              Re: What are you offended by right now?

                              I am offended that the weather channel makes a point of showing the lake that marks ground zero for Crazy Joe's cult. The one on the left.



                              Shocking, isn't it?
                              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                                Senior Pastor
                                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                                Always Biblically correct
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 10639

                                #75
                                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                                I am offended that the weather channel makes a point of showing the lake that marks ground zero for Crazy Joe's cult. The one on the left.



                                Shocking, isn't it?
                                Yes, it is. Why do the MSM have to give those people special privileges?
                                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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