[MoonFlower]

Re: SOOO Nice 2B LBC Baptist!

I have no idea what you're talking about. I just sense that you're a little stressed, that's all. I give verygood massages. Just ask V.

So....care for a massage. No evils or demons, I swear...

Moon

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: SOOO Nice 2B LBC Baptist!

I have no idea what you're talking about. I just sense that you're a little stressed, that's all. I give verygood massages. Just ask V.

So....care for a massage. No evils or demons, I swear...

Moon

I suppose, if you don't try anything tricky.

[MoonFlower]

Re: SOOO Nice 2B LBC Baptist!

I suppose, if you don't try anything tricky.

Do I look like I would try something tricky? Believe me, you'll love it. Pick your favorite incense and candles and come by the sycamore tree.

Moon

EDIT: Too much sage...got confused....

[lilith]

Re: SOOO Nice 2B LBC Baptist!

How utterly ridiculous! Of course God isn't a girl. The Bible clearly says his breasts are full of milk.

Job 21:22 Shall any teach God knowledge? seeing he judgeth those that are high.
Job 21:23 One dieth in his full strength, being wholly at ease and quiet.
Job 21:24 His breasts are full of milk, and his bones are moistened with marrow.

SEE! I TOLD you - a hemaphrodite!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: SOOO Nice 2B LBC Baptist!

Too confused to answer, BUT...

GAHH!!! SUCH MOOBS!!!
Must wash eyes!! Must wash eyes with soap!!!

.
I was so shocked I fell back again and hit my delicate noggin on my book case. I hate to admit it, but that heathen baby eater is right...I do need to pad my office with bubble wrap.

You see?
I told you.

How utterly ridiculous! Of course God isn't a girl. The Bible clearly says his breasts are full of milk.

Job 21:22 Shall any teach God knowledge? seeing he judgeth those that are high.
Job 21:23 One dieth in his full strength, being wholly at ease and quiet.
Job 21:24 His breasts are full of milk, and his bones are moistened with marrow.

So in other words....you worship a great big shemale with moobs.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: SOOO Nice 2B LBC Baptist!

So in other words....you worship a great big shemale with moobs.

And who is it YOU worship again? The Lord and Lady, is it?

[MoonFlower]

Re: SOOO Nice 2B LBC Baptist!

So in other words....you worship a great big shemale with moobs.

LMAO! Well said!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: SOOO Nice 2B LBC Baptist!

And who is it YOU worship again? The Lord and Lady, is it?

No, because I'm not wiccan.
I'm a pagan polytheist. Polytheist the same sense as the ancient Greeks and Romans were polytheist, though not the same deities.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: SOOO Nice 2B LBC Baptist!

No, because I'm not wiccan.
I'm a pagan polytheist. Polytheist the same sense as the ancient Greeks and Romans were polytheist, though not the same deities.

So you worship Polyurethane?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyurethane

A polyurethane is any polymer consisting of a chain of organic units joined by urethane links. It is widely used in flexible and rigid foams, durable elastomers and high performance adhesives and sealants, fibers, seals, gaskets, condoms, carpet underlay, and hard plastic parts. Polyurethane products are often called "urethanes". They should not be confused with the specific substance urethane, also known as ethyl carbamate. Polyurethanes are not produced from ethyl carbamate, nor do they contain it.

One of modern pagan things a I guess. Rachael finally has gone into Starfinder territory.

Listen Rachael, you god may be malleable to the shape you want him, water proof and even provided good insulation but does he provided life eternal? No, only Jesus can do that! Put down your plastic god and pick up the Risen Savior.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: SOOO Nice 2B LBC Baptist!

So you worship Polyurethane?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyurethane

One of modern pagan things a I guess. Rachael finally has gone into Starfinder territory.

Listen Rachael, you god may be malleable to the shape you want him, water proof and even provided good insulation but does he provided life eternal? No, only Jesus can do that! Put down your plastic god and pick up the Risen Savior.

ROFL you are just ADORABLE!!! *Pinches BJ's cheek* Just adorable!! Moon, isn't he just adorable?

Ok, anyway....
I said polytheist, not polyurethane.

From Dictionary.com:

pol·y·the·ism Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[pol-ee-thee-iz-uhm, pol-ee-thee-iz-uhm] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation –noun the doctrine of or belief in more than one god or in many gods.
[Origin: 1605–15; poly- + theism; cf. F polythéisme]

—Related forms pol·y·the·ist, noun
pol·y·the·is·tic, pol·y·the·is·ti·cal, adjective
pol·y·the·is·ti·cal·ly, adverb


Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1)
Based on the Random House Unabridged Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2006.American Heritage Dictionary - Cite This Source pol·y·the·ism (pŏl'ē-thē-ĭz'əm, pŏl'ē-thē'ĭz-əm) Pronunciation Key
n. The worship of or belief in more than one god.


[French polythéisme, from Greek polutheos, polytheistic : polu-, poly- + theos, god; see dhēs- in Indo-European roots.]

pol'y·the'ist n., pol'y·the·is'tic adj.
(Download Now or Buy the Book) The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
Copyright © 2006 by Houghton Mifflin Company.
Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.WordNet - Cite This Source polytheist
nounone who believes in a plurality of gods

Silly BJ.

[MoonFlower]

Re: SOOO Nice 2B LBC Baptist!

Moon, isn't he just adorable?

More than words can say...

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: SOOO Nice 2B LBC Baptist!

More than words can say...

Heh, now I know why you wanna stay in his spare bedroom. He is just so adorable!

Even if he doesn't know the difference between polytheism and plastic.

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: SOOO Nice 2B LBC Baptist!

Heh, now I know why you wanna stay in his spare bedroom. He is just so adorable!

Even if he doesn't know the difference between polytheism and plastic.

I'm confused by what you're saying, but Brother BJ brings up a very good point. Could you clarify what you mean by "plastic"?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: SOOO Nice 2B LBC Baptist!

I'm confused by what you're saying, but Brother BJ brings up a very good point. Could you clarify what you mean by "plastic"?

Well, I was talking about polytheism and BJ was confusing that with 'polyurethane'.
Read the thread and see, silly.

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: SOOO Nice 2B LBC Baptist!

Well, I was talking about polytheism and BJ was confusing that with 'polyurethane'.
Read the thread and see, silly.

There's a difference? What?