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Re: landover baptist is total obsess with Japanese
Well look what the cat dragged in! I thought they must have sent you to GITMO, Hop-Sing. Are you out on one of those Obama early release deals? Have you accepted Jesus as your Savior yet?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: landover baptist is total obsess with Japanese
I see you've spent your time away profitably - your Photoshop skills show a remarkable improvement.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
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Re: landover baptist is total obsess with Japanese
I heard about chopsuey here. Is he in a detainment camp from WWII?Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: landover baptist is total obsess with Japanese
Originally posted by Noah Dint View Post............
Arigato Gonzieymus...
-NDIsaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: landover baptist is total obsess with Japanese
Hi Nip!
Sister Verna and I want to learn some Japanese.
We want to get a Honda dealership someday.
Verna likes eating noodles with chopsticks, and sleeping on a futon.
I don't like wearing shoes in the house; so we have lots in common with you little folks.
Sister Verna wants to go to Japan someday and see the slant-eyed Mickey Mouse you folks worship. Oh, and why did you crucify Santa?
While you is here:
How do your nip womerns keep so skinny?
Does your raw fish sushi give them, er well, ya know ..... bowel problems ?
Anyways, Sister Verna luvs your Japo workout videos >>>
{please feel free to copy this , as you Japs copy everything ... oh, and don't get sneaky & commit hairy kari cause you ain't an honorable Baptist yet}
Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
Sister Verna {she is trying to dress up like a Japanese school girl, but her hips are too big}
PS>>> Can you send me one of your dancing robots, or maybe even a jap trained mini-dinosaur ? (I need a small one with sharp teeth)
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Re: landover baptist is total obsess with Japanese
Swet, Suffering© Jesus......it's Hitonmi, back again to leer at us Pure Christian Ladies.
Tell me, what did you get me for Christmas? Or Kwanzaa. Or whatever else you chinky-winkies are into.
Regardless, I'll take it. There's always the Exchange Counter
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Re: landover baptist is total obsess with Japanese
Originally posted by Noah Dint View PostThis won't be spelled right as my formal Japanese schooling was too long ago.
Hitoshi gichigai - baka.
(in a bad Elvis voice)
Arigato.
Arigato Gonzieymus...
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Originally posted by Rev Jeffrey Lebowski View PostHi Nip!
Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View PostYou never did show up with my order of chicken chowmein
Originally posted by SUV
Tell me, what did you get me for Christmas?
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Re: landover baptist is total obsess with Japanese
Are they still letting you make threads here Dinky?God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Re: landover baptist is total obsess with Japanese
here is another landover thread about Japanese yesterday was made! http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=33408
your obsession is start to creep me out. this same like Glen close fatal attraction.
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Re: landover baptist is total obsess with Japanese
Originally posted by Hitoshi View Posthere is another landover thread about Japanese yesterday was made! http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=33408
You know, if you little nips would tuck into a nice Porterhouse Steak for breakfast instead of a half cup of cold rice and some rat meat, you might grow up to be big and strong like God's favorite people (AMERICANS!).
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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Re: landover baptist is total obsess with Japanese
Originally posted by Hitoshi View Postplease show respect for my language like same I am have done for you dummy.
I got seven pound ham for you baby cake (explain for american I really talk about genital).
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