[Hitoshi]

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No, that smell is the smell of the soap they use to wash their hands which then proceed to slap you in the face for trying to peer down their skirts, Hitoshi. *snicker*

Shut up dummy. you are mean peer UP skirt not down. it okay many woman are not know which way up or down when are with Hitoshi. believe, so much woman are come to me and spread leg people are think I am gynecologist. And you are need lay off those *snicker*. they are make you fat okay.

[SUV]

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Baaaaaaahaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa

(Re: "Weakest chink")

Yes, that did kick a little Fundament, didn't it?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Shut up dummy. you are mean peer UP skirt not down. it okay many woman are not know which way up or down when are with Hitoshi. believe, so much woman are come to me and spread leg people are think I am gynecologist. And you are need lay off those *snicker*. they are make you fat okay.

No, I mean peer down. Ie in supermarkets when a girl is wearing one of those thongs and you peer down for a closer look.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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No, I mean peer down. Ie in supermarkets when a girl is wearing one of those thongs and you peer down for a closer look.

You truly are a pervert, aren't you!? Its obvious to everyone that you are speaking from personal experience. Does your husband know that you crave hot girl-on-girl sodomy, or is just your beard anyway?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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No, I mean peer down. Ie in supermarkets when a girl is wearing one of those thongs and you peer down for a closer look.

I have been in supermarkets in Australia. No one peers down the women's thongs because there are no good looking women in the entire country. Trust me, I like looking at pretty girls, unlike the homer catholics and the New Life FALSE Christian Ted Haggard and his flock of sodomites, but there is nothing to see in Australia.

The the girls I look at must be dressed appropriately, not acting like unwrapped meat for muslims to mangle or I step up and give them a stern rebuking!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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You truly are a pervert, aren't you!? Its obvious to everyone that you are speaking from personal experience. Does your husband know that you crave hot girl-on-girl sodomy, or is just your beard anyway?

Well, what can I say, you got me. I derive secret pleasure from peering at other women's rears and imagining an act which techincally couldn't exist. Yes. Indeed. Shameful am I. old

I have been in supermarkets in Australia. No one peers down the women's thongs because there are no good looking women in the entire country. Trust me, I like looking at pretty girls, unlike the homer catholics and the New Life FALSE Christian Ted Haggard and his flock of sodomites, but there is nothing to see in Australia.

Of course not, dear Pastor. When did you say your last visit was? Didn't police say around that time that they had apprehended a mysterious man with binoculars lurking around the city watching unsuspecting women??

The the girls I look at must be dressed appropriately, not acting like unwrapped meat for muslims to mangle or I step up and give them a stern rebuking!

Ah, I see you've been paying attention to the world's latest news. Unwrapped meat indeed.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Didn't police say around that time that they had apprehended a mysterious man with binoculars lurking around the city watching unsuspecting women??

Not likely. Those porky Aussie women will do ANYTHING to get two seconds of attention from an American.

[Sister Rebecca]

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The children aren't much better.

http://www.abc.net.au/quantum/s203808.htm

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Not likely. Those porky Aussie women will do ANYTHING to get two seconds of attention from an American.

People from the US aren't respected like they used to be due to current events and the Pres, unfortunately. I know, I have to experience it firsthand.

[Enobarbus]

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Well, what can I say, you got me. I derive secret pleasure from peering at other women's rears and imagining an act which techincally couldn't exist. Yes. Indeed. Shameful am I. old


Of course not, dear Pastor. When did you say your last visit was? Didn't police say around that time that they had apprehended a mysterious man with binoculars lurking around the city watching unsuspecting women??


Ah, I see you've been paying attention to the world's latest news. Unwrapped meat indeed.

I am afraid that girl-on-girl sodomy is an act that can and does occur. It does require a strap-on accessory, but I'm sure you are not unaware of the existence of these Miss Hellsinger. I believe that you are acting ignorant in a vain attempt to cover your worst sexual excesses.

[lilith]

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Not likely. Those porky Aussie women will do ANYTHING to get two seconds of attention from an American.

Well...maybe the ones you meet.
But then,I guess they find it boring hanging around King's Cross all day.
Between "clients."

By the way Al - you DO realise that they're not all exactly women? "Kylie" is in reality Craig.

[Brother Temperance]

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Well...maybe the ones you meet.
But then,I guess they find it boring hanging around King's Cross all day.
Between "clients."

By the way Al - you DO realise that they're not all exactly women? "Kylie" is in reality Craig.

Bloody hell! I realised the Kiwi heathens were backwards, but I thought they could at least distinguish between Australia and England!

[Sister Rebecca]

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I am afraid that girl-on-girl sodomy is an act that can and does occur. It does require a strap-on accessory, but I'm sure you are not unaware of the existence of these Miss Hellsinger. I believe that you are acting ignorant in a vain attempt to cover your worst sexual excesses.

A strap-on accessory? Please, tell me, what is such a thing? Wait. Never mind, I do not want to know! I wasn't aware that such a thing as girl-on-girl sodomy was even possible! Oh dear, my heart is racing in disgust at even the thought of such a vulgar activity. I must lie down now.

[SUV]

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Relax, Sister Rebecca - if it is "girl-on-girl" it can't involve much more than exchanging Recipes and clothing compliments and perhaps just maybe a little winkin' at each other

A strap-on accessory? Please, tell me, what is such a thing? Wait. Never mind, I do not want to know! I wasn't aware that such a thing as girl-on-girl sodomy was even possible! Oh dear, my heart is racing in disgust at even the thought of such a vulgar activity. I must lie down now.

[Talitha]

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I am afraid that girl-on-girl sodomy is an act that can and does occur. It does require a strap-on accessory, but I'm sure you are not unaware of the existence of these Miss Hellsinger. I believe that you are acting ignorant in a vain attempt to cover your worst sexual excesses.

I've heard of such things!!
Although, I can't fathom out how such a thing can be of use to a Woman.
I'm trying to remember which Pastor it was that said they are fine to use as long as a Pastor is present to give instruction.