[lilith]

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Don't make me laugh! They can't even speak American correctly and you say they have a surperior education system? HA!

So...why should they speak American correctly?

The Americans can't either.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

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So...why should they speak American correctly?

The Americans can't either.

I'll admit that the Limeys call what we speak Americanese, but they're too rigid anyway.

[OnYourKnees]

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So...why should they speak American correctly?

The Americans can't either.

JIL can speak American perfectly.

He's just not quite so good with the typing part.

[Jesus is Lord]

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JIL can speak American perfectly.

He's just not quite so good with the typing part.

Sometimes I tend to start typing to fast and make a few typos. I try not to but a few slip through.

[Brother Patience]

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Hitoshi-san

hajimemashite. watashi wa patience-san. Dozo yoroshiku gomenasai if my japanese is a little off. It's been a long time since I've had a chance to practice, and I hope you don't mind. I DO have a question for you, that I hope is worthy of your time. Just what is the significance of the Tea Ceremony? I've heard that it is used to express your love for someone, but I have had occasion to see Japanese Businessmen perform it, or a version of it, and I know for a FACT that they were not homosexuals, as they BOTH had their wives there with them.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Hitoshi-san

hajimemashite. watashi wa patience-san. Dozo yoroshiku gomenasai

ATTENTION! This board is for the adoration of GOD, not a chat-line for homers! Don't be in here introducing yourself to Nippon Denso.

if my japanese is a little off. It's been a long time since I've had a chance to practice, and I hope you don't mind. I DO have a question for you, that I hope is worthy of your time. Just what is the significance of the Tea Ceremony? I've heard that it is used to express your love for someone, but I have had occasion to see Japanese Businessmen perform it, or a version of it, and I know for a FACT that they were not homosexuals, as they BOTH had their wives there with them.

All jappos are gay which is why all jappo women look like boys. The chadō ceremony is a mixture of tea, calligraphy, ceramics, flower arrangement, homerism, 'incense' burning, kimono buggery and other sordid practices, not fit for discussion. I hope our ambassador to Japan, Pastor Ezekiel comes here and rebukes you thoroughly!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Why would you waste your time trying to learn foreign tongues, Brother Patience, when you should be studying your Bible (KJV1611)? If those yellow devils truly wanted to be Saved, they would need to learn American. Not only so the Landover pastors can minister to them, but so they could also read the only Godly translation of the Bible.

[Hitoshi]

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Hitoshi-san

hajimemashite. watashi wa patience-san. Dozo yoroshiku gomenasai if my japanese is a little off. It's been a long time since I've had a chance to practice, and I hope you don't mind. I DO have a question for you, that I hope is worthy of your time. Just what is the significance of the Tea Ceremony? I've heard that it is used to express your love for someone, but I have had occasion to see Japanese Businessmen perform it, or a version of it, and I know for a FACT that they were not homosexuals, as they BOTH had their wives there with them.

Tea Ceremony is for many ocassion. friend, family, business, love. it may be is formal or not so much formal. you are ask question is complictated. Tea Ceremony VERY complex and beautiful and so much grace. it is require much study and even then can not know EVERYTHING. American is better to just dunk fat donuts in coffee.

[Hitoshi]

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All jappos are gay

if all Japanese gay how is Japanese make more Japanese give me break. my question is how american having intercourse with so much fat. I am like to see nature film for this.

[Brother Temperance]

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Prove it.

Yeah, it's a well-known fact that any incompetent moran who stumbles into a Jap school can call himself a teacher. And you call that a superior system?

I DO have a question for you, that I hope is worthy of your time. Just what is the significance of the Tea Ceremony? I've heard that it is used to express your love for someone, but I have had occasion to see Japanese Businessmen perform it, or a version of it, and I know for a FACT that they were not homosexuals, as they BOTH had their wives there with them.

It is merely an extended Oriental prelude to expressing their love for each other through the teabagging ceremony. Their wives were almost certainly ladybodys.

if all Japanese gay how is Japanese make more Japanese give me break.

I heard they have to import virile Chinee men in to fertilise the Jappo "women."

[Brother Patience]

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Why would you waste your time trying to learn foreign tongues, Brother Patience, when you should be studying your Bible (KJV1611)? If those yellow devils truly wanted to be Saved, they would need to learn American. Not only so the Landover pastors can minister to them, but so they could also read the only Godly translation of the Bible.

I have knowledge of a great many things which would....surprise a great many people here. I am curious by nature, mayhap too much for my own good, and though it says it not within the bible, I am disinclined to suppress mine own nature. Verily, 'tis a crime, in my eyes, to waste the desire for knowledge. I am a scholar at heart, and though I have striven mightily to contain it, I fear that not even the threat of eternal hellfire may restrain me.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I have knowledge of a great many things which would....surprise a great many people here. I am curious by nature, mayhap too much for my own good, and though it says it not within the bible, I am disinclined to suppress mine own nature. Verily, 'tis a crime, in my eyes, to waste the desire for knowledge. I am a scholar at heart, and though I have striven mightily to contain it, I fear that not even the threat of eternal hellfire may restrain me.

I certainly hope you decide to take up your studies in Japan.

[OnYourKnees]

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I certainly hope you decide to take up your studies in Japan.

So he may witness to the witless?

[Poetic Peter]

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I have knowledge of a great many things which would....surprise a great many people here. I am curious by nature, mayhap too much for my own good, and though it says it not within the bible, I am disinclined to suppress mine own nature. Verily, 'tis a crime, in my eyes, to waste the desire for knowledge. I am a scholar at heart, and though I have striven mightily to contain it, I fear that not even the threat of eternal hellfire may restrain me.

Full of hot dogs; a weenie basting for the roast;
a marshmallow before the toast; hot chocolate with too much water.
Something is wrong in the soliloquy--six "I"s make the case:

IIIIII have knowlege of a great many things
IIIIII surprise a great many here
IIIIII am curious
IIIIII for my own good
IIIIII am a scholar
IIIIII etc, etc, etc.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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Hey, Hitoshi! Why do you gooks have uncircumsized eyelids?