[BelieverInGod]

Re: 5 words stolen by the SLANGSTERS that we are TAKING BACK!

How could I forget about ASS?

Also:

STOLEN WORD #12: HIGH

What it REALLY means: Happy, Joyful

As in: I use the pages of the Bible to get high

Words that already exist for the false meaning: reefer-mad, fixin' for a jailin'

It can also mean well "high" as in "I took a balloon ride and we flew really high".

[Songemot]

Re: 5 words stolen by the SLANGSTERS that we are TAKING BACK!

That reminds me of the hiking trip I took a few weeks ago. The view of the great American landscape was spectacular from atop the mountain. I can't adequately describe how incredible God's creation looks when you're so high!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: 5 words stolen by the SLANGSTERS that we are TAKING BACK!

I must admit, after reading this thread, and also learning that the horrible rumors about Pastor Ezekiel are false, I'm feeling rather gay!

[Songemot]

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Found another one.

STOLEN WORD #13: STONER

What it REALLY means:
One who executes the enemies of God by stoning them, as directed by the Bible.

As in:
I'm a big-time stoner. I'm always ensuring that blasphemers get stoned!

Words that already exist for the false meaning:
drug addict, pothead, druggie

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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STOLEN WORD #14: COME

What it REALLY means: Move here.

As in:
"Behold, I come quickly" - Jesus (Revelation 22:7, Revelation 22:12)

Words that already exist for the false meaning: seed, unconcieved children

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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STOLEN WORD #15: Dick

What it REALLY means: Richard.

As in:
Richard Cheney is a dick, just like Richard Nixon.

Words that already exist for the false meaning: loins, tallywacker, sin-stick, "parts that cause you to sin" - Mark 9:43-47, "parts that offend thee" - Mark 9:43-47 KJV

Threads fighting for this word: Jesus Loves Dick.

[Brad Crassley]

Re: 15 words stolen by the SLANGSTERS that we are TAKING BACK!

Praise God!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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There's another word I hear tossed around, especially when I'm preaching around schoolyards and when people see my age-proof wife. They say I'm a "pedo". Well of course I'm a pedustrian, do they expect me to drive a car through a playground and preach like that?

And of course my wife has to walk, I can't let her make my car unclean:

19 " 'When a woman has her regular flow of blood, the impurity of her monthly period will last seven days, and anyone who touches her will be unclean till evening.
20 " 'Anything she lies on during her period will be unclean, and anything she sits on will be unclean. -Leviticus 15:19-20 (King James Version)

[handmaiden]

Re: 5 words stolen by the SLANGSTERS that we are TAKING BACK!

stolen word number 10
cock, a male chicken!
The first word such a bird says in the morning as in cock a doodle doo!

We don't need to discuss what the slangsters have done to it!

Interesting point: Roosters, like many male birds, don't have one.


Trivially Yours,

Handmaiden

[Mrs. Rogers]

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Stolen word #16: Bean

What it really means: large plant seed

Words that already exist for the false meaning: a most disgusting word which I refuse to sully this board with. When used in conjunction with the word "flicking", the humble bean takes on a truly foul meaning, i.e., a mythical part of female anatomy. Every married Baptist lady knows it does not exist, otherwise our husbands would find it. More importantly, this word isn't mentioned in the Bible -- therefore, unlike unicorns, it is a product of grubby human imagination.

[BelieverInGod]

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Stolen word #16: Bean

What it really means: large plant seed

Words that already exist for the false meaning: a most disgusting word which I refuse to sully this board with. When used in conjunction with the word "flicking", the humble bean takes on a truly foul meaning, i.e., a mythical part of female anatomy. Every married Baptist lady knows it does not exist, otherwise our husbands would find it. More importantly, this word isn't mentioned in the Bible -- therefore, unlike unicorns, it is a product of grubby human imagination.

Oh Sister, this reminded me of a disgusting yet important part of horse husbandry. Look, sometimes animal husbandry requires some disgusting things be done, it doesn't help that whenever we try to have discussions about such topics that a bunch of immature idiots start giggling and making jokes.

Removing the Bean

Which reminds me of another term that has been stolen.

Stolen word #17: Bitch

What it really means: female dog

Words that already exist for the false meaning: Too many to count.

Oh, and while I'm on my husbandry kick

Stolen word #18: Queen

What it really means: female ruler of a country or a female cat

Words that already exist for the false meaning: pervert, cross dresser, homosexual

[Petal]

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why come folk say lezbeans be carpet cleaners? i not ables to figgur it out, do they likes to do them lady chores? i lurve cleanings, an i lurve cleanings carpets, but i not a schmelly ole lezbean, an i wants my words back!

that be me --->

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[Phebe Carlyle]

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Some wonderful examples and Glory for the wisdom from God to show these many dalliances, Brothers and Sisters!

As this is thread is to point out just how some, with satan obviously clouding their minds use and think of MANY words we use and think of in a Godly manner, I thought I would share this anecdote.

I was, as usual counselling a group of wayward girls. In this particular session, I greeted them and then began with:

You put the long, hard shaft into your hot, waiting mouth...you play with it around your tongue...in and out... in and out... you feel it building up inside you...you go faster and faster... the creamy white liquid covers your mouth...you spit, and it's all over.

Now for some reason, they all began laughing and I am still wondering why.

I have prayed long and hard over this and I still have no answers.

I fail to see what can be so amusing about proper dental hygiene technique, after all, cleanliness IS next to Godliness and I cannot be sure that those girls had not eaten something common or unclean.

[handmaiden]

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You put the long, hard shaft into your hot, waiting mouth...you play with it around your tongue...in and out... in and out... you feel it building up inside you...you go faster and faster... the creamy white liquid covers your mouth...you spit, and it's all over.

Now for some reason, they all began laughing and I am still wondering why.

I have prayed long and hard over this and I still have no answers.

I fail to see what can be so amusing about proper dental hygiene technique, after all, cleanliness IS next to Godliness and I cannot be sure that those girls had not eaten something common or unclean.

I always rinse after I spit.


Helpfully Yours,

Handmaiden

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: 15 words stolen by the SLANGSTERS that we are TAKING BACK!

I always rinse after I spit.


Helpfully Yours,

Handmaiden

Gosh HandMaiden! Praises to you!

How silly of me to forget that vital rule! Is it any wonder they laughed as they did!!

YIC,

WS.