15 words stolen by the SLANGSTERS that we are TAKING BACK!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

The following words have been STOLEN from the english language by SLANGSTERS. It's time for us to take them back!


STOLEN WORD #1: GAY

What it REALLY means: Happy, joyful, exuberant. Period.

As in:

I'm feeling especially gay today. Yesterday I had a gay old time with Pastor Zeke. I must be at church because my gaydar is going off like crazy!

Words that already exist for the false meaning:

Sodomite, pervert, deviant, degenerate, homo, men who burn in lust for each other, men who lie with a man as with a woman, AIDS-carrier, "Carriers of this Plague" - Mike Huckabbee

Threads fighting for this word: Spunk, Gay,

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STOLEN WORD #2: FAP

What it REALLY means: Glorify, Honor, respect

As in:

The first time I saw Sarah Palin I immediately began fapping. I fap while I pray to Jesus, and I teach my children how to fap to Jesus. I believe that public school teachers should lead their children in fapping to Jesus. My Bible is worn down because I've been fapping over it so much.

Words that already exist for the false meaning: self-abuse, self-rape, sperm-murder, committing homosexual acts on oneself, degeneracy, sex-mania

Threads fighting for this word: What is Fap?

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STOLEN WORD #3: PUSSY

What it REALLY means: Cat, kitten, feline

As in: I like to pet soft furry pussies. Have you seen a loose pussy wandering the niebourhood?

Words that already exist for the false meaning: disgusting parts, dirty parts, unmentionables.

Threads fighting for this word: Let's share pictures of our pussies

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STOLEN WORD #4: FAG

What it REALLY means: cigarette

As in: I'm really craving a fag in my mouth.

Words that already exist for the false meaning: See "gay".

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STOLEN WORD #5: TEABAGGING

What it REALLY means: Rallying in favor of secession and civil war II.

As in: I've never been as excited as when I was teabagging with Pastor Zeke on the Washington Mall.

Words that already exist for the false meaning: unspeakable acts, complete and utter degeneracy

Threads fighting for this word: Many of them

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 5 words stolen by the SLANGSTERS that we are TAKING BACK!

It's time for us to take them back!

Amen to that Brother! It is a very gay idea and I will most certainly fap to it.

[BelieverInGod]

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I came across this and thought it fit nicely here.

[Good Will]

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Fapping along with Cranky Old Man ^___^

Contributing:

STOLEN WORD #6: BEAR

What it REALLY means: Bear

As in: I've successfully hunted bears today.

Words that already exist for the false meaning: hairy (masculine) homosexual, sodomite.


STOLEN WORD #7: Dyke

What it REALLY means: a dam like structure

As in: The northern Dyke broke, causing a flooding of the lands.

Words that already exist for the false meaning: female homosexual, sodomite.


STOLEN WORD #8: Queer

What it REALLY means: Strange / Odd

As in: That queer painted collection of fruits and vegetables appear to form a portrait.

Words that already exist for the false meaning: homosexual, sodomite.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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STOLEN WORD #9: BROTHER

What it REALLY means: Male sibling.

As in: You can help out your father by spanking your younger brother for him.

Words that already exist for the false meaning: Slaves, sons of Ham.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Brother Jeb, you got me frapping over this thread. It is about time we REAL Americans stopped apologizing and come out celibate who we are with a gay old time and reclaim the language! I feel liberated already.


BTW: can we get a ruling on the world "catamite"? Youth Pastor Marty says he is one because he works with young people but all dictionaries have some disgusting meaning for it. Let's reclaim catamite.

[Good Will]

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Indeed true, all meanings I could find in dictionaries are that of a young (effeminate) sodomite partner...

[Bobby-Joe]

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Indeed true, all meanings I could find in dictionaries are that of a young (effeminate) sodomite partner...

Like I said, this sounds like anti-Christian loaded language. It would be so like the liberal secularists to re-write all the dictionaries to make a good Christian act sound disgusting.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: 5 words stolen by the SLANGSTERS that we are TAKING BACK!

stolen word number 10
cock, a male chicken!
The first word such a bird says in the morning as in cock a doodle doo!

We don't need to discuss what the slangsters have done to it!

[eliot mayfield]

The finest ass in the Good Book

There are so many asses and such good asses, but which was the finest ass in the Bible?
This really boils down to a top two list. The Bible is full of asses and many people had hundreds of asses, but IMHO, only two asses make it to the top. One of them is nameless, and the other is famous. But which ass was the finest?
It's quality I'm after, but if it's quantity can you name who had the most? If you can, some rep. points are waitingas a reward!

The top two:

The unnamed dead ass:

Judges 15:
[14] And when he came unto Lehi, the Philistines shouted against him: and the Spirit of the LORD came mightily upon him, and the cords that were upon his arms became as flax that was burnt with fire, and his bands loosed from off his hands.
[15] And he found a new jawbone of an ass, and put forth his hand, and took it, and slew a thousand men therewith.
[16] And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.
[17] And it came to pass, when he had made an end of speaking, that he cast away the jawbone out of his hand, and called that place Ramath-lehi.
[18] And he was sore athirst, and called on the LORD, and said, Thou hast given this great deliverance into the hand of thy servant: and now shall I die for thirst, and fall into the hand of the uncircumcised?
[19] But God clave an hollow place that was in the jaw, and there came water thereout; and when he had drunk, his spirit came again, and he revived: wherefore he called the name thereof En-hakkore, which is in Lehi unto this day.
[20] And he judged Israel in the days of the Philistines twenty years.

Why is this ass not number one? Because even though the Lord often works through asses, and indeed the winner too, this was only a part of a dead ass. The winning ass, and the finest ass ever in history is of course:

Numbers 22

[20] And God came unto Balaam at night, and said unto him, If the men come to call thee, rise up, and go with them; but yet the word which I shall say unto thee, that shalt thou do.
[21] And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab.
[22] And God's anger was kindled because he went: and the angel of the LORD stood in the way for an adversary against him. Now he was riding upon his ass, and his two servants were with him.
[23] And the ass saw the angel of the LORD standing in the way, and his sword drawn in his hand: and the ass turned aside out of the way, and went into the field: and Balaam smote the ass, to turn her into the way.
[24] But the angel of the LORD stood in a path of the vineyards, a wall being on this side, and a wall on that side.
[25] And when the ass saw the angel of the LORD, she thrust herself unto the wall, and crushed Balaam's foot against the wall: and he smote her again.
[26] And the angel of the LORD went further, and stood in a narrow place, where was no way to turn either to the right hand or to the left.
[27] And when the ass saw the angel of the LORD, she fell down under Balaam: and Balaam's anger was kindled, and he smote the ass with a staff.
[28] And the LORD opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten me these three times?
[29] And Balaam said unto the ass, Because thou hast mocked me: I would there were a sword in mine hand, for now would I kill thee.
[30] And the ass said unto Balaam, Am not I thine ass, upon which thou hast ridden ever since I was thine unto this day? was I ever wont to do so unto thee? And he said, Nay.
[31] Then the LORD opened the eyes of Balaam, and he saw the angel of the LORD standing in the way, and his sword drawn in his hand: and he bowed down his head, and fell flat on his face.
[32] And the angel of the LORD said unto him, Wherefore hast thou smitten thine ass these three times? behold, I went out to withstand thee, because thy way is perverse before me:
[33] And the ass saw me, and turned from me these three times: unless she had turned from me, surely now also I had slain thee, and saved her alive.
[34] And Balaam said unto the angel of the LORD, I have sinned; for I knew not that thou stoodest in the way against me: now therefore, if it displease thee, I will get me back again.
[35] And the angel of the LORD said unto Balaam, Go with the men: but only the word that I shall speak unto thee, that thou shalt speak. So Balaam went with the princes of Balak.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: 5 words stolen by the SLANGSTERS that we are TAKING BACK!

How could I forget about ASS?

Also:

STOLEN WORD #12: HIGH

What it REALLY means: Happy, Joyful

As in: I use the pages of the Bible to get high

Words that already exist for the false meaning: reefer-mad, fixin' for a jailin'

[Nobar King]

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STOLEN WORD #12: HIGH

What it REALLY means: Happy, Joyful

As in: I use the pages of the Bible to get high

Words that already exist for the false meaning: reefer-mad, fixin' for a jailin'

Amen, Brother Jeb, now when I say that I'm high on Jesus the kids look at me funny.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Amen, Brother Jeb, now when I say that I'm high on Jesus the kids look at me funny.

That's because those kids are closet atheists and hate Jesus. Please report any child in Freehold who shows such anti-Christian behavior to the proper authorities so they can be charged with a hate crime.

Remember Brother Nobar; stop being the victim for anti-Caucasian hate.

[Nathan B. Forrest]

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That's because those kids are closet atheists and hate Jesus. Please report any child in Freehold who shows such anti-Christian behavior to the proper authorities so they can be charged with a hate crime.

Remember Brother Nobar; stop being the victim for anti-Caucasian hate.

That's why I always love my visits to Freehold: The Officers here really know who the bad guys are (easy to spot: mexicans, nigerians, canadians) and they don't fall for that politically correct crap. Tell them boys to keep up the good work!!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: 5 words stolen by the SLANGSTERS that we are TAKING BACK!

The following words have been STOLEN from the english language by SLANGSTERS. It's time for us to take them back!


STOLEN WORD #1: GAY

What it REALLY means: Happy, joyful, exuberant. Period.

As in:

I'm feeling especially gay today. Yesterday I had a gay old time with Pastor Zeke. I must be at church because my gaydar is going off like crazy!

Words that already exist for the false meaning:

Sodomite, pervert, deviant, degenerate, homo, men who burn in lust for each other, men who lie with a man as with a woman, AIDS-carrier, "Carriers of this Plague" - Mike Huckabbee

Mike Huckabee is a sodomite?!