[Miss Cassandra]

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Thank you for those insightful words Miss Cassandra. A warning though. My wife did some asking around about Sam Diamond and it turns out he is a very dangerous man. Not only is he specialized in digging up dirt, he also specializes in falsifying evidence and makeing people disappear. So please be very careful!

Thank you for your advice, mr. King! However, this stupid man has already exposed himself:

=Miss Cassandra;512996
You see what happens when I am trying to be vague. Miss Cassandra the eyewitness reports and the photos are of you. I think that for all sorts or reasons you might want to stay clear of this investigation. Let me make it clear to you, Pastor Ezekiel is a fine man who's character is above reproach .Have a great day

Mr. Diamond, if you really were such a thorough private detective, you would have known that I am not nearly the leader of my coven. Honestly, I'm twenty years old, and I am little more than a year induced in the Craft by now, what do you think? There are ladies who are in it thirty years! I have pointed this out several times already on this forum!

So you see, this is why I'm not going to take you very seriously. It appears that your experience in detective work consists mostly of watching movies.

Anyway, feel free to post those pictures in this thread here. I assure you, people here recognize a bad photoshop, they do those things often themselves.

But anyway, keep making me laugh!

I guess that not ALL of the Catholic priests are Homosexuals.

Wow. You can get banned here for statements like that, you know...

[Bobby-Joe]

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Thank you for those insightful words Miss Cassandra. A warning though. My wife did some asking around about Sam Diamond and it turns out he is a very dangerous man. Not only is he specialized in digging up dirt, he also specializes in falsifying evidence and makeing people disappear. So please be very careful!

Leave to that sicko Flint to hire some thug to do his dirty work because he doesn't want his hands to get dirty. He does this all the time people and I am sick and tired of it.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Are you a betting man? I have had three agents working in the North Salem area. Tell me Rev. Rodimer just what is the so called purification ceremony that you like to perform prior to a Baptism? From my understanding it is very much like a scene from a move called " Pulp Fiction"

You know the one, a rubber ball in the mouth a little leather, does that ring a bell?

What, those three perverts making movies in my church were your "agents"?

Just what have you been teaching these boys, Mr. Diamond? Have you been "probing" them yourself?

[eliot mayfield]

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What, those three perverts making movies in my church were your "agents"?

Just what have you been teaching these boys, Mr. Diamond? Have you been "probing" them yourself?

Mr. Diamond! You are quickly losing credibility!

[Sam Diamond]

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The following individuals have been cleared of any slander and or ridicule of Pastor Ezekiel
Felicity, Nobar King,Aristotle,Bible Thumping Blond,Brother Enoch,Eliot Mayfield, Rev. Jim Osborne, Pastor Peters,Nurse Clampett,Luci Morningstar, Beliver in God. Cranky Old Man you also have been cleared. On a personal note can I just ask what do you do with 63 wet suits and 55 gallons of virgin olive oil? And one other detail you might want to keep an eye on Mrs Johnson, it seems that she and Miss Casandra have some sort of a plan in mind for you.
Talitha an error by my staff was made, keep up the good work. Might I add that Samantha is a wonderful young lady, and I would just love to visit her in the not to distant future.

[Sam Diamond]

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Mr. Diamond! You are quickly losing credibility!

Sir you have been cleared.
As to Rev. Rodimer well lets just as that I possess 75 signed affidavits of truckers stretching from Indiana to Maine. The so called new article that was posted is well a forgery . I checked with the North Salem PD, no such report was filed, I checked with the Indianapolis PD same results. Fell free to verify it for your self.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Sir you have been cleared.
As to Rev. Rodimer well lets just as that I possess 75 signed affidavits of truckers stretching from Indiana to Maine. The so called new article that was posted is well a forgery . I checked with the North Salem PD, no such report was filed, I checked with the Indianapolis PD same results. Fell free to verify it for your self.

I don't need to. The church's exterior security cameras captured the breaking and entering, and those tapes are in a secure location.

I might see my way clear to dropping the charges and destroying the security tapes. Perhaps a PM is in order, Mr. Diamond.

I'm sure you do have affidavits from truckers, explaining how I helped them finally feel the Love of Jesus. I have far more affidavits than that, men witnessing to my testimony of the Lord in the most glowing of terms.

[Felicity]

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@Sam Diamond I am so happy @Pastor Ezekiel got cleared! I hope everyone will be friendly again from now on. #Amos 3:3

[Cranky Old Man]

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Cranky Old Man you also have been cleared.

I am glad to hear that.

On a personal note can I just ask what do you do with 63 wet suits

They belonged to my good friend Rev. Gary Aldridge. I bought them from his widow as he made me promise while he was still alive. Since they seem to cause a lot of questions I burned them today.

and 55 gallons of virgin olive oil?

That was a slight mishap when Mrs. Cranky did some online grocery shopping.

And one other detail you might want to keep an eye on Mrs Johnson, it seems that she and Miss Casandra have some sort of a plan in mind for you.

Thank you for the warning. That woman has been nothing but trouble since Mr. Johnson went to Heaven. I tried to sell her house but she keeps removing the "for sale" signs.

[Sam Diamond]

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I don't need to. The church's exterior security cameras captured the breaking and entering, and those tapes are in a secure location.

So you admit that the news article was a plant, a forgery and a sorry one at that.

I might see my way clear to dropping the charges and destroying the security tapes. Perhaps a PM is in order, Mr. Diamond.

In order for you to have charges dropped, a police report must be made. I am so sorry to tell you that one does not exist.

Its good to have friends, I know cops in every state . If you are going to run with the BIG DOG you best get off the front stoop

I'm sure you do have affidavits from truckers, explaining how I helped them finally feel the Love of Jesus. I have far more affidavits than that, men witnessing to my testimony of the Lord in the most glowing of terms.

Thats the term they used also Feel the love of Jesus. Why did they describe it as a pain in the backside

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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[QUOTE=Sam Diamond;513414]

So you admit that the news article was a plant, a forgery and a sorry one at that.

Not commenting on one of your ridiculous accusations is not the same as agreeing with it.

A member of my congregation sent that to me.

In order for you to have charges dropped, a police report must be made. I am so sorry to tell you that one does not exist.

Its good to have friends, I know cops in every state . If you are going to run with the BIG DOG you best get off the front stoop

I see your secret message! Are you now threatening to probe me doggy style?

First you train up perverts to desecrate my church with their video-making, now you threaten to rape me! What kind of sicko are you, Diamond?

Wait a minute, you're not the gay porn star Sam "Hard as a" Diamond from that "hotoldermen.com" website that some of the truckers have mentioned, are you?

Thats the term they used also Feel the love of Jesus. Why did they describe it as a pain in the backside

Because giving up sin and giving in to Jesus is often painful. It takes us out of our comfort zone. We must allow Him to enter us, instead of maintaining complete control, as we humans prefer to do.

I still don't know why you're attempting to impugne my character. I have been nothing but supportive of Zeke, and told the world what wonderful things he's doing for those poor, misguided Thai boys.

[Sam Diamond]

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Levi Jones, Sir I would like you to attend a lunch with me at noon on Saturday, main dinning room , Freehold Hyatt.
Levi have you noticed how erratic Bobby -Joe has been? First he accuses Pastor Zeke of being a Buddhist, then Catholic and so on. I think that a vast majority of this small problem is due to his work load. Maybe a stay at a sanitarium will help the poor man regain his perspective.
It seems that Bobby -Joe has pulled a few True Christians into his web of fog. You know as well as I, that Pastor Ezekiel is a good man, a True Man of God(R)

Levi, I have come across some troubling things that pertain to your teenage youth Ministries program. It is my hope that we can keep this between gentleman. I do not want any more scandal than what has already occurred.
I do hope that you and I can come to an agreement of some sort. I do hope to see you at lunch , Sam Diamond

[Levi Jones]

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Levi Jones, Sir I would like you to attend a lunch with me at noon on Saturday, main dinning room , Freehold Hyatt.
Levi have you noticed how erratic Bobby -Joe has been? First he accuses Pastor Zeke of being a Buddhist, then Catholic and so on. I think that a vast majority of this small problem is due to his work load. Maybe a stay at a sanitarium will help the poor man regain his perspective.
It seems that Bobby -Joe has pulled a few True Christians into his web of fog. You know as well as I, that Pastor Ezekiel is a good man, a True Man of God®

Bobby is my brother's best friend. I grew up with him. I always thought he would grow up to be a neerdowell, but he has proven over and over again he isn't as dumb as he seems.

Levi, I have come across some troubling things that pertain to your teenage youth Ministries program. It is my hope that we can keep this between gentleman. I do not want any more scandal than what has already occurred.
I do hope that you and I can come to an agreement of some sort. I do hope to see you at lunch , Sam Diamond

Good luck with getting any confessions. This isn't the Jones boys' first time around the maypole.

I'm nice as can be, but my cousin William Robert can get a bit overzealous. I hear he can take motel copies of the Gideon Bibles and whittle them into a jagged serrated instruments of conversion. Combined with salt and iodine, it is apparently quite persuasive.

I hope you're tucked in somewhere safe. I sure am praying for your safety, friend.

[Sam Diamond]

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Levi, after 25 years on the police force I have meet lesbos who could take your cousin apart. I sleep well no mater where I am, you see Jesus is always with me.

[Sam Diamond]

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Pastor Ezekiel was never been a Buddhist. After a week long investigation that has covered 5 continents, 1235 interviews, 2754 man hours and a log of more that 48750 miles traveled by 23 employees of mine. Zero evidence has been found that ties Pastor Ezekiel Flint to any religion other than Christianity. It seems that the Pastor simply has an interest in art or artifacts from other so called religions. His collection has a small sample from Buddhist, Hindu, Pagan, Wicca, Puritan, Catholic, Muslim and 5 sets of magic underwear from the Mormons. I don't really understand the underwear, its my guess the Mormons do not have any art or artifacts.

Lets put an end to the silly rumors as of now. Sam Diamond