[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Pastor Isaac Peters didn't Pastor Ezekiel invite you to go with him and Diamond?

Originally, yes, but we reached a mutual understanding that my presence would not be required.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Well I'm pleased to report that my dinner with Brother Diamond went well. A clear understanding of the events in question has been achieved, and we'll be making some important announcements after services this Sunday.

I'd also like to announce that we may have a job opening for chief of Landover security soon.

[Cranky Old Man]

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how come some of the pants had the backside cut out

Really? I paid a fortune for those wetsuits when I bought them from the widow of Rev. Gary Aldridge. It seems like I have been robbed! Yes, that must be what happened.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Well I'm pleased to report that my dinner with Brother Diamond went well. A clear understanding of the events in question has been achieved, and we'll be making some important announcements after services this Sunday.

I'd also like to announce that we may have a job opening for chief of Landover security soon.

Maybe we should get a new one, after seeing the abomination you have in mind to set up behind the altar in the main chapel. Cold day in hell before I bow down and worship some fat chink idol.

You may have pulled some strings and blackmailed people so they are so scared to rebuke your blatant sins Flint; but Jesus see you!!!! Your tree hugging, cosmos worshiping nonsense will not go unpunished. Your Guru can't save you from Hell or can your new friend the Chippewa Indian tribe, no mater how of much Freehold you give to those preemptive land thieves. ONLY JESUS CAN AND HE IS NOT HAPPY WITH YOU FLINT!!!

Cudle all the furry little animals you can Zeke. Judgments a coming.

[Miss Cassandra]

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Maybe we should get a new one, after seeing the abomination you have in mind to set up behind the altar in the main chapel. Cold day in hell before I bow down and worship some fat chink idol.

You may have pulled some strings and blackmailed people so they are so scared to rebuke your blatant sins Flint; but Jesus see you!!!! Your tree hugging, cosmos worshiping nonsense will not go unpunished. Your Guru can't save you from Hell or can your new friend the Chippewa Indian tribe, no mater how of much Freehold you give to those preemptive land thieves. ONLY JESUS CAN AND HE IS NOT HAPPY WITH YOU FLINT!!!

Cudle all the furry little animals you can Zeke. Judgments a coming.

May I remind you, dear Bobby-Joe, that if you, and all those others here who seem to want Zeke's head on a platter, had actually voted for mr. King a month ago, and hadn't rigged the election results, our dear Pastor Zeke would be in prison right now. Seems like the Law of Threefold Return in action to me here.

[Sam Diamond]

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May I remind you, dear Bobby-Joe, that if you, and all those others here who seem to want Zeke's head on a platter, had actually voted for mr. King a month ago, and hadn't rigged the election results, our dear Pastor Zeke would be in prison right now. Seems like the Law of Threefold Return in action to me here.

Miss Cassandra, I am so glad that you are online, say their is a little Catholic Church half way between Freehold and Des Monies, you know the one don't you? How would the rest of your little coven feel if they knew that their leader has been going to Mass? I am meeting Bobby-Joe in the morning for breakfast at the Hyatt, care to join me? I would love to show you some really great photos of Mass from last week. From what I understand Father Murphy is quite fond of you, I bet he will come for a bite to eat. Best Regards Sam Diamond.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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And NO REV Rodimire I will not meet at a motel8, I have made note of the remark.

Hey, you can stay wherever you like. That's just the closest to North Salem.

Sleep in your car for all I care, bub.

[Miss Cassandra]

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Miss Cassandra, I am so glad that you are online, say their is a little Catholic Church half way between Freehold and Des Monies, you know the one don't you? How would the rest of your little coven feel if they knew that their leader has been going to Mass?

One of the Elder Crones is going to a catholic church? I don't believe that for a moment, you know. They don't have time for such nonsense.

I am meeting Bobby-Joe in the morning for breakfast at the Hyatt, care to join me? I would love to show you some really great photos of Mass from last week.

But mr. Diamond, I have no desire to see either photos of a catholic mass or the face of Bobby-Joe. If you want to ask me questions about some of the people on your list, on the other hand, you can find me tomorrow evening in the forest, two miles westwards from the highway bridge, near the fallen oak tree.

From what I understand Father Murphy is quite fond of you, I bet he will come for a bite to eat. Best Regards Sam Diamond.

He is fond of me? Than why is he a catholic priest?

Okay, that was probably a lame joke, but anyway, I don't know any catholics here. They do not come in the town of Freehold, and also do not come in the forest. Anyway, if he wants to meet me, I'm tomorrow evening in the forest.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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If you want to ask me questions about some of the people on your list, on the other hand, you can find me tomorrow evening in the forest, two miles westwards from the highway bridge, near the fallen oak tree.

I thought he was planning to come to North Salem tomorrow, to "thoroughly probe" me!

Guess I'm off the list?

[Sam Diamond]

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=Miss Cassandra;512996

]One of the Elder Crones is going to a catholic church? I don't believe that for a moment, you know. They don't have time for such nonsense.

You see what happens when I am trying to be vague. Miss Cassandra the eyewitness reports and the photos are of you. I think that for all sorts or reasons you might want to stay clear of this investigation. Let me make it clear to you, Pastor Ezekiel is a fine man who's character is above reproach .Have a great day

But mr. Diamond, I have no desire to see either photos of a catholic mass or the face of Bobby-Joe. If you want to ask me questions about some of the people on your list, on the other hand, you can find me tomorrow evening in the forest, two miles westwards from the highway bridge, near the fallen oak tree.

I am a man who follows the word of God, you are a, well lets just let it go at that.

He is fond of me? Than why is he a catholic priest?

I guess that not ALL of the Catholic priests are Homosexuals.

[Sam Diamond]

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I thought he was planning to come to North Salem tomorrow, to "thoroughly probe" me!

Guess I'm off the list?

Are you a betting man? I have had three agents working in the North Salem area. Tell me Rev. Rodimer just what is the so called purification ceremony that you like to perform prior to a Baptism? From my understanding it is very much like a scene from a move called " Pulp Fiction"
You know the one, a rubber ball in the mouth a little leather, does that ring a bell?

[Sam Diamond]

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Sister Talitha what a great little business you have. Just yesterday morning I spoke with 4 of the 5 young ladies that work for you( lets face it that is a stretch) about you. Your act of relieving stress for good christian men is a fine act of charity(LOL). The fine ladies told me a little story of a lady who liked to dominate men in a place called the "Chicken Ranch". I visited that very place today. Now the names do not quite match but the resemblance is quite remarkable.
And by the way your ladies are not happy on the 80% that they must reimburse you for their "Room and Board"

[Alfred King]

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May I remind you, dear Bobby-Joe, that if you, and all those others here who seem to want Zeke's head on a platter, had actually voted for mr. King a month ago, and hadn't rigged the election results, our dear Pastor Zeke would be in prison right now. Seems like the Law of Threefold Return in action to me here.

Thank you for those insightful words Miss Cassandra. A warning though. My wife did some asking around about Sam Diamond and it turns out he is a very dangerous man. Not only is he specialized in digging up dirt, he also specializes in falsifying evidence and makeing people disappear. So please be very careful!

[Talitha]

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Sister Talitha what a great little business you have. Just yesterday morning I spoke with 4 of the 5 young ladies that work for you( lets face it that is a stretch) about you. Your act of relieving stress for good christian men is a fine act of charity(LOL). The fine ladies told me a little story of a lady who liked to dominate men in a place called the "Chicken Ranch". I visited that very place today. Now the names do not quite match but the resemblance is quite remarkable.
And by the way your ladies are not happy on the 80% that they must reimburse you for their "Room and Board"

How nice of you to pay me a visit.
The young ladies happen to be my Neices who come along to help me in my Charitable Christian work.
Samantha took quite a shine to you, and she says she hopes your "friends" rash gets better soon.
I'm sure all of your bruises will go away soon too, that was quite a tumble you had when you tripped and fell down my staircase.
Only to trip again and tumble down the second flight.

It was so nice of you to play with my 2 Doberman Security dogs when you got outside too. I'm suprised you had so much energy left.
Do you have any Negra in your family line? I haven't seen anyone run that fast since Alfred King heard there was a Watermelon sale on in town.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I'm sure all of your bruises will go away soon too, that was quite a tumble you had when you tripped and fell down my staircase.

I invited him to my house, but so far he has declined. I thought a man like him might be interested in a friendly hunting party.