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  • Sam Diamond
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2010
    • 182
    #1

    A stay in a sanitarium

    Pastor Ezekiel, I have tried my best to help poor Bobby-Joe.
    I have consulted a phycologist. He assures me that Bobby-Joe is either suffering form over work or he is possessed by demons. It only takes three signatures to have the poor man committed. His daily hallucinations are a tell tale sign. It is our Christian duty to help him fight back Satan if he is indeed possessed, or just lock him up if he has lost his mind.
    On a side note I would like to discuss a possible new organisation for the Church. Its name is PSST. Pastors Secret Service Team. With a team in place things like the problem you are having would not happen. I have a hand picked team consisting of myself and three ex Black water security personnel . All are trained professionals. it would be my pleasure to head the team and provide security for all the Pastors of Landover.
    Best regards Sam Diamond.
    Tags: demonic possession, sam diamond: closet queer, slander about godly bobby-joe
    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: A stay in a sanitarium

      Originally posted by Sam Diamond View Post
      Pastor Ezekiel, I have tried my best to help poor Bobby-Joe.
      I have consulted a phycologist. He assures me that Bobby-Joe is either suffering form over work or he is possessed by demons. It only takes three signatures to have the poor man committed. His daily hallucinations are a tell tale sign. It is our Christian duty to help him fight back Satan if he is indeed possessed, or just lock him up if he has lost his mind.
      On a side note I would like to discuss a possible new organisation for the Church. Its name is PSST. Pastors Secret Service Team. With a team in place things like the problem you are having would not happen. I have a hand picked team consisting of myself and three ex Black water security personnel . All are trained professionals. it would be my pleasure to head the team and provide security for all the Pastors of Landover.
      Best regards Sam Diamond.
      Consider all three signatures gathered, brother. Do what you have to do.

      "Having owned, at one time or another, ALL of the worlds oceans,
      I'm uniquely qualified to give you advice.

      Always buy an Ocean at HIGH TIDE. More water means More Ocean! "

      Enough said.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Sam Diamond
          True Christian™
          • Apr 2010
          • 182
          #3
          Re: A stay in a sanitarium

          =Pastor Ezekiel;513830]
          Consider all three signatures gathered, brother. Do what you have to do.
          I will drop off form at your office first thing in the mourning. Have the three people on hand and call for Ofc. Richards or have the Freehold Hospital send an ambulance.


          "Having owned, at one time or another, ALL of the worlds oceans,
          I'm uniquely qualified to give you advice.

          Always buy an Ocean at HIGH TIDE. More water means More Ocean! "
          Enough said.
          Got it! will talk latter. Sam Diamond

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            • James Dewitt
              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
              • Jan 2010
              • 6267
              #4
              Re: A stay in a sanitarium

              Pastor Ezekiel I have not heard from or seen Bobby-Joe all day. Is he in the loony home? If he is I sure hope they can chase the demons from him.

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996
                  #5
                  Re: A stay in a sanitarium

                  Originally posted by Sam Diamond View Post
                  On a side note I would like to discuss a possible new organisation for the Church. Its name is PSST. Pastors Secret Service Team. With a team in place things like the problem you are having would not happen. I have a hand picked team consisting of myself and three ex Black water security personnel.
                  What, the three teenage perverts who broke into my church?
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • True Disciple
                      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                      Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                      Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 2445
                      #6
                      Re: A stay in a sanitarium

                      I am very glad to hear it, mr. Diamond. I already said that poor Brother Billy-Joe needed to take a few days off, he wasn't himself the past few days. I'm glad he will be in good hands now.
                      Sweet Lord Jesus,
                      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                      Amen.

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                        • Felicity
                          As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                          True Christian™
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 4834
                          #7
                          Re: A stay in a sanitarium

                          @True Disciple I hope when he is back he will be nice to @Pastor Ezekiel again! #Amos 3:3 #Proverbs 17:17
                          I Jesus!

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                            • True Disciple
                              True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                              Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                              Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2009
                              • 2445
                              #8
                              Re: A stay in a sanitarium

                              Originally posted by Felicity View Post
                              @True Disciple I hope when he is back he will be nice to @Pastor Ezekiel again! #Amos 3:3 #Proverbs 17:17
                              So do I, Felicity! Let's pray for that!
                              Sweet Lord Jesus,
                              I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                              Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                              Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                              Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                              Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                              Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                              Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                              Amen.

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                                • Felicity
                                  As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Apr 2010
                                  • 4834
                                  #9
                                  Re: A stay in a sanitarium

                                  @True Disciple A very good idea! #Matthew 6:6 #Luke 18:27
                                  I Jesus!

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                                    • Bobby-Joe
                                      Landover Security Superviser
                                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 18405
                                      #10
                                      Re: A stay in a sanitarium

                                      Oh Yes, DOF reviewed posts on the internet.

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                                      Mark my words

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                                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                           
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 78556
                                          #11
                                          Re: A stay in a sanitarium

                                          SWEET JESUS! He's been possessed by a PAPIST DEMON!!
                                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                            • Felicity
                                              As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Apr 2010
                                              • 4834
                                              #12
                                              Re: A stay in a sanitarium

                                              @Bobby-Joe What does all that mean? #Revelation 12:9
                                              I Jesus!

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                                                • Bobby-Joe
                                                  Landover Security Superviser
                                                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 18405
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: A stay in a sanitarium

                                                  Originally posted by Felicity View Post
                                                  @Bobby-Joe What does all that mean? #Revelation 12:9
                                                  It means that the damn DOF is under that bear botheringEtiam dictum, purus vitae congue tempor, massa elit aliquam metus, non aliquet nisl quam eget dolor. Vivamus malesuada lectus eu est rhoncus in tincidunt ligula tempor. Integer mi lectus, fringilla vel consectetur eget, scelerisque suscipit lorem. Phasellus venenatis, tellus tincidunt hendrerit molestie, velit libero facilisis nisi, eu semper sem urna non massa. Ut ac diam ac urna egestas hendrerit sit amet vitae neque. Morbi dapibus facilisis euismod. Fusce lacinia augue sed diam egestas volutpat. Mauris pulvinar diam cursus odio luctus tempus. Ut est erat, tempus nec varius at, sollicitudin sed mi. Aliquam interdum venenatis dignissim. Aliquam convallis hendrerit nulla, id sollicitudin eros eleifend sed. Nunc a volutpat leo. Praesent adipiscing, felis eu fringilla rhoncus, dolor mi eleifend mi, eget adipiscing magna ipsum nec justo. Maecenas consectetur gravida cursus. Pellentesque habitant morbi tristique senectus et netus et malesuada fames ac turpis egestas. Mauris lobortis lorem mollis nisi congue elementum. Nam hendrerit imperdiet turpis eu dignissim. Donec ut mi lacinia sem interdum dictum.

                                                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                                  Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                                                    • Bobby-Joe
                                                      Landover Security Superviser
                                                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      • Sep 2006
                                                      • 18405
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: A stay in a sanitarium

                                                      grrr

                                                      Ok, there is nothing wrong Felicity. I am very happy to see Zeke as our pastor and hope to support him. I am really glad the charges have been cleared.

                                                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                                      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                                                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                           
                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                          • 78556
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: A stay in a sanitarium

                                                          Uh, ok...I guess that's enough out of you. Security will be along shortly to sort you out and cart you off to the Landover Baptist Hospital for the Possessed.
                                                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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