[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

Three women - a German, a joo and a polack - all gave birth to seven pound baby boys at the same time. The nurses got the babies mixed up somehow and couldn't tell which baby belonged to which mother.
After an hour of mass confusion the father of the German baby decided he would settle the problem. He walked into the nursery and lined up the three infants in a row. He then clicked his heels, raised his arm in a salute and shouted, "Heil Hitler!"

The German baby snapped to attention, the joo baby shit it's pants and the polish baby played in it!

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What was Hitlers favorite song?

"If I knew you were coming I'd have baked a kike!"

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Adolf Hitler was visiting Auschwitz, and asked one of the joo kids:
"How old are you, boy?"

"I'm 9, but I will be 10 next month!" beamed the kike boy.

"No, you wont." said Hitler.

[MisterM]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

sorry for continuing this but here is the declaration of war by germany to USA

USA started it, so it does not count.

YiC, M

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

I do see where you are going. You know it what, I do like the joke but I fixed it a little.

When Victory for the Allies was declared in Europe, British Prime Minister (a Conservative I might add) ordered his soldiers to take photos of the Nazi Camps and gather any evidence they could for what happened in these camps. It was questioned why he ordered soldiers to do that. His response was "Because one day people will want to party like this."

Explain why the Nazis had invented different types of comedy act that were a gas during the war. Each new Joke routine they found killed more and killed quicker. I suppose it was just for fun though

Yeah my comedy is a little strained but I hope you like

A much better joke!

[ebilly99]

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When Victory for the Allies was declared in Europe, British Prime Minister (a Conservative I might add) ordered his soldiers to take photos of the Nazi Camps and gather any evidence they could for what happened in these camps. It was questioned why he ordered soldiers to do that. His response was "Because one day people will say this never happened."

Explain why the Nazis had invented different types of gas during the war. Each new gas they found killed more and killed quicker. I suppose it was just for fun though...

But, of course, the Holocaust isn't in the Bible so it can't be real can it... silly me...

I do see where you are going. You know it what, I do like the joke but I fixed it a little.

When Victory for the Allies was declared in Europe, British Prime Minister (a Conservative I might add) ordered his soldiers to take photos of the Nazi Camps and gather any evidence they could for what happened in these camps. It was questioned why he ordered soldiers to do that. His response was "Because one day people will want to party like this."

Explain why the Nazis had invented different types of comedy act that were a gas during the war. Each new Joke routine they found killed more and killed quicker. I suppose it was just for fun though

Yeah my comedy is a little strained but I hope you like

[godismighty]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

I don't know if I like these jokes, they don't make sense. Jewesses are fastidious about their cleanliness and the cleanliness of their servants husbands. It's why they were all so eager to rush into the showers at Auschwitz!

As i already mentioned it is commonly known that the joos wanted to go to Auschwiz;free food,free clothing,bodyguards,shelter and last but not least warm showers.


too bad that some stupid germ(an) poured the cyanide down the wrong pipe...
well accidents happen.. and just becouse of this and becouse some joo mistook the bread baking ovens for a bed this fine camp got such a bad reputation...


edit: thoose bread baking ovens actually look like one of thoose devilish japaneese capsule hotels.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

Okay, here's one that makes sense, but its not a holocaust joke:

Why is there a bucket of crap at an Irish wedding? So the bride has someone to marry!

Now that's funny! Take notes you two.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

Why do they have a bucket of crap at a joosih wedding

To keep the flies off the bride

The bucket of crap doesn't even help. I'm pretty sure the bride is more attractive to the flies, than the crap

I don't know if I like these jokes, they don't make sense. Jewesses are fastidious about their cleanliness and the cleanliness of their servants husbands. It's why they were all so eager to rush into the showers at Auschwitz!

[proteastantguy]

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Why do they have a bucket of crap at a joosih wedding

To keep the flies off the bride

The bucket of crap doesn't even help. I'm pretty sure the bride is more attractive to the flies, than the crap

[godismighty]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

Why do they have a bucket of crap at a joosih wedding

To keep the flies off the bride

great one

[Shela Tansper]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

Why do they have a bucket of crap at a joosih wedding

To keep the flies off the bride

[godismighty]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

No they did not. Germans never declared war against America, it was other way around. Same thing with England, Hitler was actually expecting support from England.

What is favo(u)rite tv show among British Joos? Ashes to Ashes!

sorry for continuing this but here is the declaration of war by germany to USA

German Declaration of War against the United States

The Government of the United States having violated in the most flagrant manner and in ever-increasing measure all rules of neutrality in favor of the adversaries of Germany and having continually been guilty of the most severe provocations toward Germany ever since the outbreak of the European war, provoked by the British declaration of war against Germany on September 3, 1939, has finally resorted to open military acts of aggression.

On September 11, 1941, the President of the United States publicly declared that he had ordered the American Navy and Air Force to shoot on sight at any German war vessel. In his speech of October 27, 1941, he once more expressly affirmed that this order was in force. Acting under this order, vessels of the American Navy, since early September 1941, have systematically attacked German naval forces. Thus, American destroyers, as for instance the Greer, the Kearny and the Reuben James, have opened fire on German submarines according to plan. The Secretary of the American Navy, Mr. Knox, himself confirmed that American destroyers attacked German submarines.

Furthermore, the naval forces of the United States, under order of their Government and contrary to international law have treated and seized German merchant vessels on the high seas as enemy ships.

The German Government therefore establishes the following facts:

Although Germany on her part has strictly adhered to the rules of international law in her relations with the United States during every period of the present war, the Government of the United States from initial violations of neutrality has finally proceeded to open acts of war against Germany. The Government of the United States has thereby virtually created a state of war.

The German Government, consequently, discontinues diplomatic relations with the United States of America and declares that under these circumstances brought about by President Roosevelt, Germany too, as from today, considers herself as being in a state of war with the United States of America.

Accept, Mr. Chargé d'Affaires, the expression of my high consideration.

December 11, 1941

And altough this videos title is quite offencive and the video is wery long...you might want to watch it. its Hitlers speech to the reichtag.

yic
-peter


edit: if you dont see the video here is a link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOY_0gIV7is

[MisterM]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

well they declared war wich is wery bad too...

No they did not. Germans never declared war against America, it was other way around. Same thing with England, Hitler was actually expecting support from England.

What is favo(u)rite tv show among British Joos? Ashes to Ashes!

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

A Rabbi addresses a group of Jews in a Nazi concentration camp. The Rabbi says "My fellow Jews, I have some good news and some bad news: The good news is, we are all going to England... but the bad news is we are all going as lampshades!"

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

We seem to be going off-topic here, sooo....

What's the difference between a jew and Santa?
Santa goes down the chimney!

[godismighty]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

no...I am pretty sure that hitler tried to invade usa...no? well they declared war wich is wery bad too...


but if you really think of it. what are the differences between germans and japs?