[TC Patriot]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

The Kommandante strolls in to the the concentration camp to make and announcement to the Joos:

"Joos, I have good news and bad news. First the good news. You will all be going to the finest hotels in all of Germany. The bad news is, you will be going as soap."

[Christ_touched_dano]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

I have hated Jews since I leaned of their teachings of Jesus. I always thought it was wrong of me and I try to be more understanding and try to hide my feelings from them. I guess it was just Jesus talking to my subconscious the whole time. I'm glad I know now that I don't have to hide or be ashamed of my antisemitism. My neighbor is a Jew. I always avoided her for fear of saying something to offend her. After seeing the way you people act, I'm inspired. Next time I see her I'm going to tell her exactly what Jesus and I think of her. Who knows. I might cause her to fear hell and accept Jesus, for he is the only way in.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I have hated Jews since I leaned of their teachings of Jesus. I always thought it was wrong of me and I try to be more understanding and try to hide my feelings from them. I guess it was just Jesus talking to my subconscious the whole time. I'm glad I know now that I don't have to hide or be ashamed of my antisemitism. My neighbor is a Jew. I always avoided her for fear of saying something to offend her. After seeing the way you people act, I'm inspired. Next time I see her I'm going to tell her exactly what Jesus and I think of her. Who knows. I might cause her to fear hell and accept Jesus, for he is the only way in.

What do you mean, "antisemitism"? Racism is not tolerated here. There is a difference between hating Jews because they are Jews and hating them because they killed Jesus.

[Gabriel Reproba]

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I have hated Jews since I leaned of their teachings of Jesus. I always thought it was wrong of me and I try to be more understanding and try to hide my feelings from them. I guess it was just Jesus talking to my subconscious the whole time. I'm glad I know now that I don't have to hide or be ashamed of my antisemitism. My neighbor is a Jew. I always avoided her for fear of saying something to offend her. After seeing the way you people act, I'm inspired. Next time I see her I'm going to tell her exactly what Jesus and I think of her. Who knows. I might cause her to fear hell and accept Jesus, for he is the only way in.

I don't get it.

[Christ_touched_dano]

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What do you mean, "antisemitism"? Racism is not tolerated here. There is a difference between hating Jews because they are Jews and hating them because they killed Jesus.

Why would I hate them for killing Jesus? They were only fulfilling Jesus' will. Jesus planed on being killed order to save our souls.

I hate the Jew not for killing Jesus, but for denying that he is the son of God.


John 3:36
Whoever believes in the Son has eternal life; whoever does not obey the Son shall not see life, but the wrath of God remains on him.

The way I see it, my hate is part of God's wrath.

[James Dewitt]

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Why would I hate them for killing Jesus? They were only fulfilling Jesus' will. Jesus planed on being killed order to save our souls.

I hate the Jew not for killing Jesus, but for denying that he is the son of God.


John 3:36
Whoever believes in the Son has eternal life; whoever does not obey the Son shall not see life, but the wrath of God remains on him.

The way I see it, my hate is part of God's wrath.

I was under the impression that the Catliks Romans killed Jesus, the joos (Judas) ratted Him out for $40 bucks

[Brother Enoch]

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I have hated Jews since I leaned of their teachings of Jesus. I always thought it was wrong of me and I try to be more understanding and try to hide my feelings from them. I guess it was just Jesus talking to my subconscious the whole time. I'm glad I know now that I don't have to hide or be ashamed of my antisemitism. My neighbor is a Jew. I always avoided her for fear of saying something to offend her. After seeing the way you people act, I'm inspired. Next time I see her I'm going to tell her exactly what Jesus and I think of her. Who knows. I might cause her to fear hell and accept Jesus, for he is the only way in.

I'm not sure what to say. I'm saddened that there is a poster here so filled with hatred. There is no place in a True Christian™'s heart for racism or intolerance. You make baby Jesus weep.

The kikes are caretakers of the Holy Land, fulfillers of prophecy who will bring about the Second Coming of Christ. We owe them our respect and gratitude, and allegiance! Only after Jesus returns to reign over this world will they be sent straight to Hell where they belong. Until then, try to remember, the joo is your friend. Without Him God's final defeat of Satan will not occur.

[Cardinal Dario Fungi]

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I was under the impression that the Catliks Romans killed Jesus...

This is a lie perpetrated by the hook-nosed Christ-killers. Read you Bible, my son, and see the Glory of the Roman race:

Matt 27:1 When morning came, all the chief priests and elders of the people plotted against Jesus to put Him to death. 2 And when they had bound Him, they led Him away and delivered Him to Pontius Pilate the governor.

{Judas then has his drama-queen hissy fit, throws down his blood money and hangs himself and there is some dramatic exposition.}

22 Pilate said to them, "What then shall I do with Jesus who is called Christ?" They all said to him, "Let Him be crucified!" 23 Then the governor said, "Why, what evil has He done?" But they cried out all the more, saying, "Let Him be crucified!" 24 When Pilate saw that he could not prevail at all, but rather that a tumult was rising, he took water and washed his hands before the multitude, saying, "I am innocent of the blood of this just Person. You see to it." 25 And all the people answered and said, "His blood be on us and on our children." 26 Then he released Barabbas to them; and when he had scourged Jesus, he delivered Him to be crucified.

The Romans wanted to let Jesus go.. It was the heebs who demanded his blood and entered into a evil contract that they and their children would be responsible for His death for all time. (Funny, you think they would have had enough lawyers lying around to review suck a crappy deal of a contract, but there you go...criminals were never very smart.)

You know the rest. The Romans then go on to form the one true Holy Roman Church and run the world with His Holiness the Pope being God's anointed representative on Earth.

I shall await your apology while I go change my colostomy bag.

[Cardinal Dario Fungi]

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I have hated Jews since I leaned of their teachings of Jesus. I always thought it was wrong of me and I try to be more understanding and try to hide my feelings from them. I guess it was just Jesus talking to my subconscious the whole time. I'm glad I know now that I don't have to hide or be ashamed of my antisemitism. My neighbor is a Jew. I always avoided her for fear of saying something to offend her. After seeing the way you people act, I'm inspired. Next time I see her I'm going to tell her exactly what Jesus and I think of her. Who knows. I might cause her to fear hell and accept Jesus, for he is the only way in.

I don't get it.

It is alright, my son. The Pope told me the exact same joke as "kill_dano'" here, and I laughed my ass off. Some folks can tell a joke. Some folks can't

[ManyPaths]

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This whole thread is in really bad taste. I read Anne Frank's book, and it was really deep. The Holocaust makes me so sad. Did she ever go on to write anything else?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hey, that reminds me of a joke Brother Monty told me recently.


What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea Of Anne Frank

[Brother Enoch]

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This whole thread is in really bad taste. I read Anne Frank's book, and it was really deep. The Holocaust makes me so sad. Did she ever go on to write anything else?

Nah. She was a one-hit wonder.

[handmaiden]

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This whole thread is in really bad taste. I read Anne Frank's book, and it was really deep. The Holocaust makes me so sad. Did she ever go on to write anything else?

Very amusing, Many Pathologies. There isn't a printed version of "The Diary of Anne Frank" sold anywhere that does not include editorial content as to her fate in the concentration camps.

The liberals just have to keep hitting people over the head with their "peace, love and tolerance" message, which isn't what I think Anne was writing about at all. I'm pretty sure she just went on and on about her period and the lack of nice clothes and her slutty sexual awakening with the only boy in the attic with her. Sheesh! You would think the guy would stop and realize she only gave him the time of day because she literally had no other choice. Show some self-respect, little Jew Boy!

Disapprovingly Yours,
Handmaiden

[BelieverInGod]

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Very amusing, Many Pathologies. There isn't a printed version of "The Diary of Anne Frank" sold anywhere that does not include editorial content as to her fate in the concentration camps.

The liberals just have to keep hitting people over the head with their "peace, love and tolerance" message, which isn't what I think Anne was writing about at all. I'm pretty sure she just went on and on about her period and the lack of nice clothes and her slutty sexual awakening with the only boy in the attic with her. Sheesh! You would think the guy would stop and realize she only gave him the time of day because she literally had no other choice. Show some self-respect, little Jew Boy!

Disapprovingly Yours,
Handmaiden

Well the diary was HEAVILY edited by her father before anyone else could see it. Some accuse him of writing the entire thing.

[Malice]

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Why are you people doing this? It is racist,antisemitic,and just evil!