[Cursed]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

Like the pharaoh of Egypt, Hitler's heart was hardened to the Glory of Our Lord Jesus Christ; yet he was a tool for His perfect will. Amen!

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Why weren't Christians killed by the millions in the concentration camps?

Because they are precious!

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

gooks,japs,germans...all the same;unsaved

I don't know if you have history books in your iglos, but Hitler never attacked God's favorite Nation.

It is indeed unforgivable that he was a catholic. The pope brainwashed him when he was a brave young soldier at the front of his homeland.

But we should not forget that this man survived months under heavy artllery fire, nothing more to eat then some dead rats and the legs of his fallen friends. Plus he survived many assassination attempts. The evidence that God had a plan with him is overwhelming.

[godismighty]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

I think that was the gooks - you know, nuking Pearl Harbor.

gooks,japs,germans...all the same;unsaved

[proteastantguy]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

protestant-homer-guy ..

Hitler wouldnt be a man of god even if the holocaust had happened...He did attack gods favourite country!

Dear Godsmighty. I didn't consider that event. By the way, I'm not a homer. Frankly I hate homers

[Brother Enoch]

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protestant-homer-guy ..

Hitler wouldnt be a man of god even if the holocaust had happened...He did attack gods favourite country!

I think that was the gooks - you know, nuking Pearl Harbor.

[godismighty]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

protestant-homer-guy ..

Hitler wouldnt be a man of god even if the holocaust had happened...He did attack gods favourite country!

[proteastantguy]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

If the holocaust thing was real, then Hitler was a man of God.

[Cursed]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

You're the man, Cursed. Much like Jesus, I will forgive you.

You're nothing like our Lord Jesus Christ if you say the Landover Baptist Forum is worthless!

You are just a mean person that obviously doesn't follow the 1611 King James Bible.

Worthless garbage like most people, or as the Good Book says, "chaff."

[IWasNu]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

Wrong!

Most atheists change their minds at the last minute and beg GOD to forgive them and try to get into Heaven, so they die as false Christians and burn in Hell forever.

Ha ha check mate loser!

You're the man, Cursed. Much like Jesus, I will forgive you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

What's bad about being a black jew?




You have to sit in the back of the oven.

[Cursed]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

Hello guys, I'm here in response to this thread: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=51266

This is a response to one of the posters who asked if God would approve of minecraft. Would God approve of your holocaust thread? Probably not. Just a reminder that we are all sinners and that this entire forum is worthless. (Also that atheists tend to outlive christians)

Wrong!

Most atheists change their minds at the last minute and beg GOD to forgive them and try to get into Heaven, so they die as false Christians and burn in Hell forever.

Ha ha check mate loser!

[IWasNu]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

Hello guys, I'm here in response to this thread: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=51266

This is a response to one of the posters who asked if God would approve of minecraft. Would God approve of your holocaust thread? Probably not. Just a reminder that we are all sinners and that this entire forum is worthless. (Also that atheists tend to outlive christians)

[proteastantguy]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

Dear Israel,

A lot of time has passed since World War II, yet there are wounds that remain, debts that are still owed. We would like to address that so we can finally fully normalize relations. We have magnanimously decided to forgive the food and lodging expenses you incurred during that unfortunate conflict instigated by the Poles. However, the matter of the unpaid gas bill remains.

The economy being what it is these days, we do have to call in outstanding debts. We are constantly being asked to bail out European countries full of inefficient freeloaders, and this has strained our finances. As such, we must call in this debt. Over 50 million dollars was spent to provide many of the relatives of your citizens with gas. With interest calculated for the last 60+ years, your outstanding debt is $2,114,789,416.12.

Many methods of payment are available. Check, money order, Amex, Visa, MasterCard, even Discover. Please remit in full within 30 days.

Sincerely,
Germany

This i hilarious, mostly because it is true.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

Dear Israel,

A lot of time has passed since World War II, yet there are wounds that remain, debts that are still owed. We would like to address that so we can finally fully normalize relations. We have magnanimously decided to forgive the food and lodging expenses you incurred during that unfortunate conflict instigated by the Poles. However, the matter of the unpaid gas bill remains.

The economy being what it is these days, we do have to call in outstanding debts. We are constantly being asked to bail out European countries full of inefficient freeloaders, and this has strained our finances. As such, we must call in this debt. Over 50 million dollars was spent to provide many of the relatives of your citizens with gas. With interest calculated for the last 60+ years, your outstanding debt is $2,114,789,416.12.

Many methods of payment are available. Check, money order, Amex, Visa, MasterCard, even Discover. Please remit in full within 30 days.

Sincerely,
Germany

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

Why did the jews shuffle meekly to their death into the showers?

Because they knew they deserved it!

Plus the sign on the door said 'Free gas for the first 6 million!!'