[Cursed]

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Why did the jews shuffle meekly to their death into the showers?

Because they knew they deserved it!

[RevDrJack]

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Whats the object of Jooish football?
To get the quarter back.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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What's the difference between joos and Boyscouts?


Boyscouts come back from their camps!

[Titus Templeton]

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I'm trying

I just noticed that the German airports were closed because of ash from an Icelandic volcano.

Doubt it will be for long, the Germans have experience in clearing ash.

[slixor]

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Are you planning on contributing a hilarious one soon?

Question: Why don't Jewish cannibals like eating Germans? Answer: They give them gas.

I'm trying

I just noticed that the German airports were closed because of ash from an Icelandic volcano.

Doubt it will be for long, the Germans have experience in clearing ash.

[Brother Enoch]

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What did the Jews like best about Auschwitz?

The free haircuts.

(Sorry if I'm being too active in this thread, but I find these hilarious!)

Are you planning on contributing a hilarious one soon?

Question: Why don't Jewish cannibals like eating Germans? Answer: They give them gas.

[slixor]

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What did the Jews like best about Auschwitz?

The free haircuts.

(Sorry if I'm being too active in this thread, but I find these hilarious!)

[Johansen]

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Q: How many jews can you get into a car?
A: Three in the back, two in the front, and eighteen in the ashtray.

[slixor]

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I have another joke for all of you.

A Jewish man has opened a convenience store in our town. I walked in and said, "There's a sign in your window that says, 'Bottles of wine - Buy One Get One'. I think you're missing a 'free' at the end."

He said, "No I'm not."

[Born Again Bob]

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More Oddbod thread-derailing bloviation moved here.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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May I ask where all of the anti-semitism stems from? Yes, I understand it was the Jewish people who sent Jesus to his death, but are all Jews really bad people??? I know of multiple Jewish people who are very nice, and it seems to me that this is a large hasty generalization against the Jews. And also, I don't worship satan, or promote prostitution as many of you have thrown upon others trying to ask these same questions.

Dear kike-lover;

Joos killed Jesus, and that's enough to get them hated by God. "Being nice" has nothing to do with it. Unless they become perfected (convert to True Christianity(tm)), they are bound to spend eternity in hell cooking porkfat burgers for the mudslimes.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[slixor]

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A news reporter goes to see a Jewish man who has been going to the western wall in Israel to pray once a day for 70 years, the reporter goes up to him and says, "hello I'm a reporter for the BBC and we know you're quite famous around this wall so we were wondering if we could ask you a few questions." The man agrees and she asks, "so we were wondering; what have you actually been praying for all of these years?"

The man replies, "I have been praying for peace between the Jews and Arabs and for all world hatred and terrorism to stop, and for my children and grandchildren to grown up in a peaceful world."

The news reporter says, "Wow that's truly beautiful, how do you feel after doing this for 70 years?"

The man replies, "I feel like I've been talking to a fucking brick wall."

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

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Oh by the way, it was Catholics who wrote your Holy Book (unless you have an Urtext Edition of course.)

That is NOT true. God wrote the Bible through the hands of His holy prophets.

2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

2 Peter 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.[/I]

[oddbod]

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You are uninvited to this thread, filthy scum!
The jews killed Jesus, thats the greatest sin anyone can do.

Actually it was the Romans who killed Jesus. They commited the act. The Romans later adopted Christianity ironically enough.

Oh by the way, it was Catholics who wrote your Holy Book (unless you have an Urtext Edition of course.)

[Zechariah Smyth]

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I know, this humour that's not actually meant to be funny isn't very funny at all is it? A bit like all these "jokes."

Look, if you don't have a sense of humor, why click on a joke thread? It seems like a waste of your time and a waste of God's bandwidth.

YiC,

Z. Smyth

P.S.

Q: Why was the joo so popular at the alcoholic party?

A: He was a lampshade!!!