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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household. -
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Misguided - But Our Lord Noodle, Blessed be his Noodly Appendages, will not send them to burn in internal fires for it.Originally posted by James Hutchins View PostPosted via Pasta
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Ach yer arse in PArsley*Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
(Frogive me brethren for posting Lowland Scots but some noodlers just exasperate this Scot...
It means I strongly disagree with you to the point that I suggest you superheat thy buttocks in a vegetable shruberry or soup. Sorry. I just can no more with this McArone)
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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Long and smooth and hard intimidatish dangerous intruder things.Originally posted by James Hutchins View PostEx JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
My favorite verse from the Bible is:
- A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.Comment
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Man Made ProjectilesOriginally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Phallic ObsessionOriginally posted by James Hutchins View PostMan Made ProjectilesPosted via Pasta
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Says the man who worships noodles.Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
Anyways, I'd say the next word is harlot."Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32
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Total ignorance.Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
I couldn't possablilly know..Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
My favorite verse from the Bible is:
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PastafarianOriginally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View PostComment
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Who are we mere humans to question the fact that out Lord and Creator chooses to represent himself as Pasta, one day you WILL know the truth and your life would be much more enjoyable if that day came long before the one where you finally get to see the Beer Volcano and Sipper factory, albeit from some what of a distance.Originally posted by Lycra The Repellent View PostSays the man who worships noodles.
Meaningless concept.Originally posted by Lycra The Repellent View PostPosted via Pasta
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