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  • Johannes Kirkeholm
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2010
    • 395
    #301
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Rain Dancer View Post
    voteing
    True Christian(tm) Theocracy
    To the atheists:

    To the false christians:

    Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:

    Hosea 13:16
    Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

      Comment

      • BelieverInGod
        Fourm Member
        Forum Member
        • Feb 2010
        • 9269
        #302
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Johannes Kirkeholm View Post
        True Christian™ Theocracy
        Heaven on earth.
        Drama queen

          Comment

          • Brother Harold Porter
            Landover Senior Outreach
            Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 8236
            #303
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
            Heaven on earth.
            Landover!
            Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

            sigpic

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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14079
                #304
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                fnord

                  Comment

                  • Jake Beck
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Nov 2009
                    • 145
                    #305
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    what?
                    Matthew 6:26
                    26Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth them. Are ye not much better than they?

                      Comment

                      • Gabriel Reproba
                        Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                        The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 2479
                        #306
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                        fnord

                        Illuminatus
                        Yours In Christ,

                        Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                        Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                        Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                        Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                        The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                        Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                        How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                        20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                        God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                        Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                        Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                        Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                        There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                        Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                        Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

                          Comment

                          • Levi Jones
                            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                             
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 13930
                            #307
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
                            Illuminatus
                            Markov Chaney
                            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

                              Comment

                              • Didymus Much
                                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 14079
                                #308
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Five

                                  Comment

                                  • Levi Jones
                                    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                     
                                    • Jul 2009
                                    • 13930
                                    #309
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                                    Five
                                    Never whistle while pissing against the wall.

                                    1 Kings 21:21 Behold, I will bring evil upon thee, and will take away thy posterity, and will cut off from Ahab him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel,
                                    .
                                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

                                      Comment

                                      • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                        Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                        True Christian™
                                        • May 2010
                                        • 8337
                                        #310
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                                        Never whistle while pissing against the wall.

                                        1 Kings 21:21 Behold, I will bring evil upon thee, and will take away thy posterity, and will cut off from Ahab him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel,
                                        .
                                        Don't piss on an electric fence either (I learned that the hard way.)
                                        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

                                          Comment

                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 78556
                                            #311
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                                            Don't piss on an electric fence either (I learned that the hard way.)
                                            Mischief.

                                            Psalm 62:3 How long will ye imagine mischief against a man? ye shall be slain all of you: as a bowing wall shall ye be, and as a tottering fence.
                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

                                              Comment

                                              • Brother Harold Porter
                                                Landover Senior Outreach
                                                Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Jun 2010
                                                • 8236
                                                #312
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                Mischief.
                                                Barney Frank
                                                Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

                                                sigpic

                                                  Comment

                                                  • Gabriel Reproba
                                                    Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                                                    The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Nov 2009
                                                    • 2479
                                                    #313
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                                                    Barney Frank
                                                    Demoqueertic
                                                    Yours In Christ,

                                                    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                                                    Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                                                    Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                                                    Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                                                    The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                                                    Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                                                    How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                                                    20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                                                    God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                                                    Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                                                    Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                                                    Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                                                    There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                                                    Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                                                    Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

                                                      Comment

                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78556
                                                        #314
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
                                                        Demoqueertic
                                                        Nancy Peloski.
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

                                                          Comment

                                                          • Levi Jones
                                                            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                                            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                                            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                                             
                                                            • Jul 2009
                                                            • 13930
                                                            #315
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                            Nancy Peloski.


                                                            Too much plastic surgery gone wrong. Make it stop! Oh please Jesus, it's horrible and it's in MY Congress!
                                                            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

                                                              Comment

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