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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10049
    #4516
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Sodomy with well hung negroes, something which does not interest me in the least bit, and which I am vehemently opposed to!
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      • MisterM
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 1480
        #4517
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
        Sodomy with well hung negroes, something which does not interest me in the least bit, and which I am vehemently opposed to!
        Gorgeous looking Brazilian transvestites. Which I also oppose.
        Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29446
            #4518
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by MisterM View Post
            Gorgeous looking Brazilian transvestites. Which I also oppose.
            Godless demoncrats. Which I also oppse
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2009
                • 2193
                #4519
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                Godless demoncrats. Which I also oppse
                Harlots offering themselves in concubinacy, which I also viciously oppose.

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                  • Didymus Much
                    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 14076
                    #4520
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
                    Harlots offering themselves in concubinacy...
                    Co-ed undergrads

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                      • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                        Claims not to be a dago slut
                        Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 1307
                        #4521
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                        Co-ed undergrads
                        Ehem.
                        Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                        My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                        - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                          • Cranky Old Man
                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                            You kids get off his lawn!
                             
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 22355
                            #4522
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                            Ehem.
                            A Catholic serial rapist

                            (actually every Catholic is a serial rapist, so the serial rapist part is a bit redundant)
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                              • Faith_Machine
                                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 10049
                                #4523
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Phil Donahue

                                (For raping America's minds with liberal nonsense)


                                Phil Donahue - Wikipedia
                                http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Donahue


                                Early life

                                Donahue was born into a middle-class, churchgoing, Irish Catholic family in Cleveland, Ohio; his father was a furniture sales clerk and his mother a department store shoe clerk.[2][3] In 1949, he graduated from of Our Lady Of Angels elementary school in the West Park neighborhood. In 1953, Donahue was a member of the first graduating class of St. Edward High School, an all-boys college prep Catholic high school run by the Congregation of Holy Cross in suburban Lakewood, Ohio. He graduated from the University of Notre Dame, which is also run by the Congregation of Holy Cross, with a B.B.A in 1957.
                                Last edited by Faith_Machine; 05-26-2011, 11:30 PM. Reason: added Wikipedia info
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                                  • Jo Freddie
                                    Unsaved trash
                                    Hateful God mocking pirate
                                    • Apr 2009
                                    • 6339
                                    #4524
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                    wikipedia
                                    Wrong
                                    Posted via Pasta

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                                      • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                                        Claims not to be a dago slut
                                        Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                                        • Mar 2011
                                        • 1307
                                        #4525
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                        Wrong
                                        Sex before get marry
                                        Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                                        My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                                        - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                                          • James Hutchins
                                            True Christian™
                                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                             
                                            • Jun 2009
                                            • 29446
                                            #4526
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                                            Sex before get marry
                                            Sex Except when it has to be done to generate a soldier for Jesus.
                                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                              • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                                                Claims not to be a dago slut
                                                Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                                                • Mar 2011
                                                • 1307
                                                #4527
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                                Sex Except when it has to be done to generate a soldier for Jesus.
                                                something I don't know.
                                                Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                                                My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                                                - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                                                  • Jo Freddie
                                                    Unsaved trash
                                                    Hateful God mocking pirate
                                                    • Apr 2009
                                                    • 6339
                                                    #4528
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                                                    something I don't know.
                                                    Where to start.........
                                                    Posted via Pasta

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                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78552
                                                        #4529
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                                        Where to start.........
                                                        Genesis 1:1

                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • Jo Freddie
                                                            Unsaved trash
                                                            Hateful God mocking pirate
                                                            • Apr 2009
                                                            • 6339
                                                            #4530
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                            Genesis 1:1
                                                            A mountain, Some Trees and a Midgit
                                                            Posted via Pasta

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