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  • Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
    Duchess of Pork
    Pig in Knickers

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    • Re: True Christian™ Word Association

      Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
      Duchess of Pork
      Miss Piggy
      Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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      I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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      • Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
        Miss Piggy
        Frog Hog
        Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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        • Re: True Christian™ Word Association

          Originally posted by Two-Dollar Bill View Post
          Frog Hog
          Dominique Strauss-Kahn
          2 Corinthians 5:17 Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.

          On the one side, we shall be traduced by Popish Persons at home or abroad, who therefore will malign us, because we are poor instruments to make God's holy Truth to be yet more and more known unto the people, whom they desire still to keep in ignorance and darkness; or if, on the other side, we shall be maligned by self-conceited Brethren, who run their own ways, and give liking unto nothing, but what is framed by themselves, and hammered on their anvil; we may rest secure, supported within by truth and innocency of a good conscience, having walked the ways of simplicity and integrity, as before the Lord.

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          • Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Richard Bancroft View Post
            Dominique Strauss-Kahn
            French serial rapist (the serial rapist is a bit redundant here as he is French)
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • Re: True Christian™ Word Association

              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              French serial rapist (the serial rapist is a bit redundant here as he is French)
              cowards
              -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
              -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
              -Holocaust Jokes
              -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
              -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
              -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
              -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
              -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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              • Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                French serial rapist (the serial rapist is a bit redundant here as he is French)
                French Cereal
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                  Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                  French serial rapist (the serial rapist is a bit redundant here as he is French)
                  perverted child molesting deviant
                  The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
                  Give her a shovel.
                  Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
                  19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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                  • Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by wait_what View Post
                    perverted child molesting deviant
                    Just about anybody in the Belgium, Ireland, the Vatican or English Rock Music

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                    • Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
                      Just about anybody in the Belgium, Ireland, the Vatican or English Rock Music
                      Vatican Rock?

                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Vatican Rock?

                        Oh Lord
                        Drama queen

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                        • Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                          Oh Lord
                          Sacrilege. (I'm talking about blaspheming KISS, of course.)

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                          • Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                            Sacrilege. (I'm talking about blaspheming KISS, of course.)
                            Atheists
                            Drama queen

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                            • Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                              Atheists
                              Fools!
                              Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."

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                              • Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Holyfield View Post
                                Fools!
                                Obama voters
                                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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