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  • Alphonse Alban
    Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
     
    • Feb 2011
    • 5724
    #4801
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
    Atheist Earth Argument.
    "No, you!"

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78552
        #4802
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
        "No, you!"
        Brother C******* at last Friday's "Landover Baptist Young Men's Prayer Circle" in my basement.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Youth Minister Harry
            Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 832
            #4803
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Brother C******* at last Friday's "Landover Baptist Young Men's Prayer Circle" in my basement.
            Missing Invitation Makes Harry Angry!
            Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
            -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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              • MitzaLizalor
                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 14198
                #4804
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

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                  • Rev. Jim Osborne
                    True Christian™ Televangelist
                    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 8622
                    #4805
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post

                    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                      • Jo Freddie
                        Unsaved trash
                        Hateful God mocking pirate
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 6339
                        #4806
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post

                        Posted via Pasta

                        True Pastafarian™

                        May my Sauce be with you!
                        Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                        Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                        The Loose Canon - HTML version
                        Loose Canon Fan Page
                        North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                        I have been to The Volcano!

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                          • Youth Minister Harry
                            Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 832
                            #4807
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post

                            Buggery
                            Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
                            -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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                              • Jack O'fagan
                                With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                True Christian™
                                • Feb 2011
                                • 4836
                                #4808
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Youth Minister Harry View Post
                                Buggery
                                confession box
                                Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                                sigpic

                                I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                                  • Jo Freddie
                                    Unsaved trash
                                    Hateful God mocking pirate
                                    • Apr 2009
                                    • 6339
                                    #4809
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                                    confession box
                                    Ave Maria, gratia plena, Dominus tecum.
                                    Benedicta tu in mulieribus,
                                    et benedictus fructus ventris tui, Iesus.
                                    Sancta Maria, Mater Dei,
                                    ora pro nobis peccatoribus, nunc,
                                    et in hora mortis nostrae.
                                    Amen.
                                    Posted via Pasta

                                    True Pastafarian™

                                    May my Sauce be with you!
                                    Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                                    Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                                    The Loose Canon - HTML version
                                    Loose Canon Fan Page
                                    North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                                    I have been to The Volcano!

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                                      • Jack O'fagan
                                        With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Feb 2011
                                        • 4836
                                        #4810
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                        Ave Maria, gratia plena, Dominus tecum.
                                        Benedicta tu in mulieribus,
                                        et benedictus fructus ventris tui, Iesus.
                                        Sancta Maria, Mater Dei,
                                        ora pro nobis peccatoribus, nunc,
                                        et in hora mortis nostrae.
                                        Amen.
                                        Waffle
                                        Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                                        sigpic

                                        I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

                                          Comment

                                          • Jo Freddie
                                            Unsaved trash
                                            Hateful God mocking pirate
                                            • Apr 2009
                                            • 6339
                                            #4811
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                                            Waffle
                                            A Zekie Boy Sermon.
                                            Posted via Pasta

                                            True Pastafarian™

                                            May my Sauce be with you!
                                            Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                                            Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                                            The Loose Canon - HTML version
                                            Loose Canon Fan Page
                                            North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                                            I have been to The Volcano!

                                              Comment

                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78552
                                                #4812
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                                                Waffle
                                                Bacon
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                  • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                                                    Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Nov 2009
                                                    • 2193
                                                    #4813
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                    Bacon
                                                    Piglet

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                                                      • Jo Freddie
                                                        Unsaved trash
                                                        Hateful God mocking pirate
                                                        • Apr 2009
                                                        • 6339
                                                        #4814
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
                                                        Piglet
                                                        Woozles
                                                        Posted via Pasta

                                                        True Pastafarian™

                                                        May my Sauce be with you!
                                                        Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                                                        Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                                                        The Loose Canon - HTML version
                                                        Loose Canon Fan Page
                                                        North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                                                        I have been to The Volcano!

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                                                          • Didymus Much
                                                            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                                            • Jun 2010
                                                            • 14076
                                                            #4815
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                                            Woozles
                                                            Antibiotics (should clear that right up for ya! ) .

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