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  • Isaac Fisher
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2011
    • 270

    #6376
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
    Hunting

    Guns

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    • Faith_Machine
      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 10050

      #6377
      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

      Originally posted by Isaac Fisher View Post
      Guns
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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555

        #6378
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
        guarantors of freedom
        True Christian(tm) Repubilcans!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Dan U. Holier
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2011
          • 1180

          #6379
          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Salvation guaranteed!
          Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


          ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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          • Mary-Yves Lapierre
            Forum Member
            • Apr 2010
            • 189

            #6380
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
            Salvation guaranteed!
            Landover Baptist Church!

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78555

              #6381
              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

              Originally posted by Mary-Yves Lapierre View Post
              Landover Baptist Church!
              God's favorite!
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Jack O'fagan
                With faith as immovable as the Earth
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2011
                • 4836

                #6382
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                God's favorite!
                The sweet smell of burning flesh
                Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555

                  #6383
                  Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                  Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                  The sweet smell of burning flesh
                  Pastor's Weekly after Church BBQ*




                  *Platinum Tithers and up only
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15708

                    #6384
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Pastor's Weekly after Church BBQ*




                    *Platinum Tithers and up only


                    Biggest and best meat around!
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                    • Dan U. Holier
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 1180

                      #6385
                      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                      Biggest and best meat around!
                      “God sendeth and giveth both mouth and meat.” --Thomas Tusser
                      Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                      ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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                      • Bobby-Joe
                        Landover Security Superviser
                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 18405

                        #6386
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
                        “God sendeth and giveth both mouth and meat.” --Thomas Tusser
                        Jesus has a the biggest meat of all!

                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78555

                          #6387
                          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                          the biggest meat of all!

                          Pastor Ezekiel Flint!
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Dan U. Holier
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2011
                            • 1180

                            #6388
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                            Jesus has a the biggest meat of all!
                            Pastor Ezekiel Flint!
                            …and the biggest mouth as well!

                            Edit: erm, I mean in terms of being the Lord’s loudspeaker spokesman.
                            Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                            ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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                            • Jack O'fagan
                              With faith as immovable as the Earth
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 4836

                              #6389
                              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
                              …and the biggest mouth as well!

                              Edit: erm, I mean in terms of being the Lord’s [s]loudspeaker[/s] spokesman.

                              Joshua 6:20 So the people shouted when the priests blew with the trumpets: and it came to pass, when the people heard the sound of the trumpet, and the people shouted with a great shout, that the wall fell down flat, so that the people went up into the city, every man straight before him, and they took the city. 21And they utterly destroyed all that was in the city, both man and woman, young and old, and ox, and sheep, and ass, with the edge of the sword.






                              Chopped up children
                              Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                              sigpic

                              I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                              • Dan U. Holier
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Jul 2011
                                • 1180

                                #6390
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                                Chopped up children
                                II Kings 2:23-24 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head; And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

                                Lord’s righteous punishment!
                                Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                                ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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