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Momofuku Ando??? = incest!Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
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Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View PostNoodle trumpeter!
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Rev. Jim OsborneOriginally posted by Isaac Fisher View Postlolicon.Posted via Pasta
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Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View PostMomofuku Ando??? = incest!
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Gaysexual (cannabis will make you homer)Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
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Repulsive pervertOriginally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Fishnets and latex.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostRepulsive pervert
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BRB; gone fishingOriginally posted by Didymus Much View PostFishnets and latex.
P.S.: didn't demoncrats coin the adage: “Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country”?Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.
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Feeding 5000Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View PostBRB; gone fishing
P.S.: didn't demoncrats coin the adage: “Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country”?Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
from a population of 12million
Robert Mugabe . . . .
heathen, . . . . 
communist, . . . . 
cannibal . . (which 3 usually go together)
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