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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10049
    #6346
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by One True Religion View Post
    Protestant work ethic
    Something I wish the hired help had
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      • María Gálvez-Villalobos
        Claims not to be a dago slut
        Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
        • Mar 2011
        • 1307
        #6347
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
        Something I wish the hired help had
        A tractor.

        (Me and my grandma pull a plow is sooo not ladylike)
        Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
        My favorite verse from the Bible is:
        - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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          • MitzaLizalor
            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2010
            • 14187
            #6348
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
            A tractor.

            (Me and my grandma pull a plow is sooo not ladylike)
            Orca Tart - those cetaceans are such libidinous wretches!

            ORCA

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              • Alphonse Alban
                Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                 
                • Feb 2011
                • 5724
                #6349
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                A tractor
                Expensive substitute for bunch of messicants.

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                  • Faith_Machine
                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 10049
                    #6350
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                    Expensive substitute for bunch of messicants.
                    union labor

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                      • Zechariah Smyth
                        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 15251
                        #6351
                        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                        union labor

                        inferior welds
                        Posted via Mobile Device
                        sigpic

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                          • Faith_Machine
                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 10049
                            #6352
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                            A tractor.

                            (Me and my grandma pull a plow is sooo not ladylike)

                            Glory be, lovely María has returned!

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                              • Faith_Machine
                                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 10049
                                #6353
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                                inferior welds
                                Posted via Mobile Device
                                affirmative action job applicants
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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78552
                                    #6354
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                    affirmative action job applicants
                                    joo created false victims
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                      • Faith_Machine
                                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Mar 2011
                                        • 10049
                                        #6355
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Golems with lawyers
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                                          • proteastantguy
                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                            • Aug 2010
                                            • 488
                                            #6356
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                            Golems with lawyers
                                            Satanism

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                                              • Jo Freddie
                                                Unsaved trash
                                                Hateful God mocking pirate
                                                • Apr 2009
                                                • 6339
                                                #6357
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post
                                                Satanism
                                                "to hurl across"ism
                                                Posted via Pasta

                                                True Pastafarian™

                                                May my Sauce be with you!
                                                Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                                                Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
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                                                North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                                                I have been to The Volcano!

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                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78552
                                                    #6358
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                                    "to hurl across"ism
                                                    Pirates
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • Didymus Much
                                                        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                                        • Jun 2010
                                                        • 14076
                                                        #6359
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                        Pirates
                                                        Keeping Landover Ninja-free since April 2009.

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                                                          • Jo Freddie
                                                            Unsaved trash
                                                            Hateful God mocking pirate
                                                            • Apr 2009
                                                            • 6339
                                                            #6360
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                                                            Keeping Landover Ninja-free since April 2009.
                                                            Thankless task
                                                            Posted via Pasta

                                                            True Pastafarian™

                                                            May my Sauce be with you!
                                                            Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                                                            Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                                                            The Loose Canon - HTML version
                                                            Loose Canon Fan Page
                                                            North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                                                            I have been to The Volcano!

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