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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10049

    #6346
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by One True Religion View Post
    Protestant work ethic
    Something I wish the hired help had
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    • María Gálvez-Villalobos
      Claims not to be a dago slut
      Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
      • Mar 2011
      • 1307

      #6347
      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
      Something I wish the hired help had
      A tractor.

      (Me and my grandma pull a plow is sooo not ladylike)
      Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
      My favorite verse from the Bible is:
      - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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      • MitzaLizalor
        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2010
        • 14187

        #6348
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
        A tractor.

        (Me and my grandma pull a plow is sooo not ladylike)
        Orca Tart - those cetaceans are such libidinous wretches!

        ORCA

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        • Alphonse Alban
          Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
           
          • Feb 2011
          • 5724

          #6349
          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

          Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
          A tractor
          Expensive substitute for bunch of messicants.

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10049

            #6350
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
            Expensive substitute for bunch of messicants.
            union labor

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            • Zechariah Smyth
              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 15251

              #6351
              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
              union labor

              inferior welds
              Posted via Mobile Device
              sigpic

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              • Faith_Machine
                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 10049

                #6352
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                A tractor.

                (Me and my grandma pull a plow is sooo not ladylike)

                Glory be, lovely María has returned!

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                • Faith_Machine
                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10049

                  #6353
                  Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                  Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                  inferior welds
                  Posted via Mobile Device
                  affirmative action job applicants
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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78552

                    #6354
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                    affirmative action job applicants
                    joo created false victims
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Faith_Machine
                      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 10049

                      #6355
                      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Golems with lawyers
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                      • proteastantguy
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Aug 2010
                        • 488

                        #6356
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                        Golems with lawyers
                        Satanism

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                        • Jo Freddie
                          Unsaved trash
                          Hateful God mocking pirate
                          • Apr 2009
                          • 6339

                          #6357
                          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post
                          Satanism
                          "to hurl across"ism
                          Posted via Pasta

                          True Pastafarian™

                          May my Sauce be with you!
                          Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                          Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                          The Loose Canon - HTML version
                          Loose Canon Fan Page
                          North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                          I have been to The Volcano!

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78552

                            #6358
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                            "to hurl across"ism
                            Pirates
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Didymus Much
                              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 14076

                              #6359
                              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Pirates
                              Keeping Landover Ninja-free since April 2009.

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                              • Jo Freddie
                                Unsaved trash
                                Hateful God mocking pirate
                                • Apr 2009
                                • 6339

                                #6360
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                                Keeping Landover Ninja-free since April 2009.
                                Thankless task
                                Posted via Pasta

                                True Pastafarian™

                                May my Sauce be with you!
                                Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                                Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                                The Loose Canon - HTML version
                                Loose Canon Fan Page
                                North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                                I have been to The Volcano!

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