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  • Jack O'fagan
    With faith as immovable as the Earth
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 4836
    #7651
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
    cotton
    Tampons


    Satan's fingers
    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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      • Good Christian Woman
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2011
        • 349
        #7652
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
        Tampons


        Satan's fingers
        Females M'ing!
        1 Corinthians 14:34 Shut up and get back in the kitchen!

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996
            #7653
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Good Christian Woman View Post
            Females M'ing!
            M'ing vase!


            M'ing, among other things!
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Jack O'fagan
                With faith as immovable as the Earth
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2011
                • 4836
                #7654
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                M'ing vase!


                M'ing, among other things!


                Merciless.

                (I couldn't help noticing a resemblance to Brother James, although James is much more handsome and not a chink heathen )
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                Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                sigpic

                I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                  • Dr Laurence Niles
                    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                     
                    • Jan 2012
                    • 9063
                    #7655
                    Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                    Merciless.

                    (I couldn't help noticing a resemblance to Brother James, although James is much more handsome and not a chink heathen )
                    Gays
                    Posted via Mobile Device
                    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                      • proteastantguy
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Aug 2010
                        • 488
                        #7656
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Larni69 View Post
                        Gays
                        Posted via Mobile Device
                        Unclean people

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                          • Dr Laurence Niles
                            Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                             
                            • Jan 2012
                            • 9063
                            #7657
                            Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post
                            Unclean people
                            Leprous.
                            Posted via Mobile Device
                            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                              • Titus Templeton
                                Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                                Jesus macht frei
                                True Christian™
                                • Aug 2010
                                • 5912
                                #7658
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Larni69 View Post
                                Leprous.
                                Posted via Mobile Device
                                God's punishment
                                -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                                -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                                -Holocaust Jokes
                                -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                                -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                                -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                                -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                                -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                                  • Thomas Dalton
                                    Forum Member
                                    Forum Member
                                    • Nov 2011
                                    • 296
                                    #7659
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    The AIDS.
                                    John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.

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                                      • Dr Laurence Niles
                                        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                                         
                                        • Jan 2012
                                        • 9063
                                        #7660
                                        Originally posted by Thomas Dalton View Post
                                        The AIDS.
                                        Judgement.
                                        Posted via Mobile Device
                                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                                          • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 15708
                                            #7661
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Larni69 View Post
                                            Judgement.
                                            Posted via Mobile Device
                                            Righteous
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                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78552
                                                #7662
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                                                Righteous
                                                God's favorite Pastor
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 15708
                                                    #7663
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                    God's favorite Pastor
                                                    Solid Gold
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                                                    Tweet me Here
                                                    My GODLY Bio Here

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                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78552
                                                        #7664
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                                                        Solid Gold
                                                        My toilet
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • Faith_Machine
                                                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Mar 2011
                                                            • 10049
                                                            #7665
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            The Pope's Gold Toilet w/ Diamond Encrusted Flush Handle
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