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  • Roberta
    Anti La Leche League Organizer
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2008
    • 1817
    #8641
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
    Ezekiel 8:7 And he brought me to the door of the court; and when I looked, behold a hole in the wall.

    Homo rest room feature
    Shout GLORY !
    Come climb my mountains.

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      • herbertLovesGod
        Guest
        • Mar 2012
        • 223
        #8642
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Roberta View Post
        Shout GLORY !
        Fill the hole in your heart.

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996
            #8643
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by herbertLovesGod View Post
            Fill the hole in your heart.
            Unconditional Love of Jesus*


            *Unconditional love is subject to the following restrictions: Recipient must unquestioningly believe that Jesus' death has forgiven all of Recipient's previous sins; Recipient must read and understand the entirety of the Holy Bible; Recipient must refrain from any form of sin in word, thought, or deed until death and for all eternity thereafter.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • herbertLovesGod
                Guest
                • Mar 2012
                • 223
                #8644
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                Unconditional Love of Jesus*


                *Unconditional love is subject to the following restrictions: Recipient must unquestioningly believe that Jesus' death has forgiven all of Recipient's previous sins; Recipient must read and understand the entirety of the Holy Bible; Recipient must refrain from any form of sin in word, thought, or deed until death and for all eternity thereafter.
                Price of Admittance.

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                  • Roberta
                    Anti La Leche League Organizer
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 1817
                    #8645
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    seats in a synagogue
                    Come climb my mountains.

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                      • Bobby-Joe
                        Landover Security Superviser
                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 18405
                        #8646
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                        seats in a synagogue
                        Seats in a secular university classroom

                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                          • Jack O'fagan
                            With faith as immovable as the Earth
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 4836
                            #8647
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                            Seats in a secular university classroom
                            sticky
                            Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                            I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                              • Didymus Much
                                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 14076
                                #8648
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                                sticky
                                Spear of Longinus

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                                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                    Honorary True Christian™
                                    Forum Member
                                    • May 2008
                                    • 13996
                                    #8649
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                                    Spear of Longinus
                                    Ron Jeremy.



                                    I mean, wait . . . Um, do-over!
                                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                      • Faith_Machine
                                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Mar 2011
                                        • 10049
                                        #8650
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        The doctrine of reincarnation.
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                                        REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                                          • Didymus Much
                                            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                            • Jun 2010
                                            • 14076
                                            #8651
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                            The doctrine of reincarnation.
                                            Self-deification.

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                                              • herbertLovesGod
                                                Guest
                                                • Mar 2012
                                                • 223
                                                #8652
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                                                Self-deification.
                                                Self-defecation (a true story I'll save for later)

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                                                  • Roberta
                                                    Anti La Leche League Organizer
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Jan 2008
                                                    • 1817
                                                    #8653
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by herbertLovesGod View Post
                                                    Self-defecation (a true story I'll save for later)
                                                    Premature evacuation--my partner hates it.
                                                    Come climb my mountains.

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                                                      • herbertLovesGod
                                                        Guest
                                                        • Mar 2012
                                                        • 223
                                                        #8654
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                                                        Premature evacuation--my partner hates it.
                                                        Is it in yet?

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                                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                             
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 78552
                                                            #8655
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by herbertLovesGod View Post
                                                            Is it in yet?
                                                            What the Pastor said to the deadbeat congregant who promised his tithe would be deposited in the church bank account by last 5pm last Friday only it's now MONDAY and still no sign of the money, Brother Winston.
                                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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