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  • Youth Minister Harry
    Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 832
    #7141
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    Currently in Hell, being sodomized by demons.
    Justin Bieber Backstage
    Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
    -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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      • Titus Templeton
        Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
        Jesus macht frei
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2010
        • 5912
        #7142
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Youth Minister Harry View Post
        Justin Bieber Backstage
        fornication with condoms
        -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
        -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
        -Holocaust Jokes
        -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
        -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
        -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
        -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
        -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78555
            #7143
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
            fornication with condoms
            Enraging Jesus in multiple ways, simultaneously.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996
                #7144
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Enraging Jesus in multiple ways, simultaneously.
                Cher.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Jack O'fagan
                    With faith as immovable as the Earth
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 4836
                    #7145
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    Cher.
                    Sunni
                    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                    sigpic

                    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78555
                        #7146
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                        Sunni
                        Shiite
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Jack O'fagan
                            With faith as immovable as the Earth
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 4836
                            #7147
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Shiite
                            2 Kings 18:27
                            But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?


                            Sharing
                            Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                            sigpic

                            I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                              • Faith_Machine
                                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 10050
                                #7148
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                "polyamory"
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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78555
                                    #7149
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                    "polyamory"
                                    A 3 dollar word for perversion!
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                      • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 15708
                                        #7150
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                        Currently in Hell, being sodomized by demons.

                                        Patrick Swayze

                                        ps

                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                        The gun I'm getting for her this year!
                                        Don't worry. I didn't see it. I clicked on the link with my eyes closed.

                                        sigpic

                                        Tweet me Here
                                        My GODLY Bio Here

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                                          • James Hutchins
                                            True Christian™
                                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                             
                                            • Jun 2009
                                            • 29453
                                            #7151
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                                            Patrick Swayze
                                            ....
                                            Dirty dancing in Hell
                                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                              • Titus Templeton
                                                Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                                                Jesus macht frei
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Aug 2010
                                                • 5912
                                                #7152
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                                Dirty dancing in Hell
                                                The weather Girls
                                                -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                                                -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                                                -Holocaust Jokes
                                                -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                                                -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                                                -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                                                -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                                                -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

                                                  Comment

                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78555
                                                    #7153
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                                                    The weather Girls
                                                    That communist-joo whore Connie Chunk!
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • Faith_Machine
                                                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Mar 2011
                                                        • 10050
                                                        #7154
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                        That communist-joo whore Connie Chunk!
                                                        Somebody who entraps little old ladies!



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                                                          • JustGotSaved
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Aug 2009
                                                            • 519
                                                            #7155
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                                            Somebody who entraps little old ladies!




                                                            Liberace
                                                            Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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