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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996
    #8656
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    What the Pastor said to the deadbeat congregant who promised his tithe would be deposited in the church bank account by last 5pm last Friday only it's now MONDAY and still no sign of the money, Brother Winston.
    Stealing from God
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Dr Laurence Niles
        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
         
        • Jan 2012
        • 9063
        #8657
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Burglary.
        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10049
            #8658
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Bulgarians

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              • Dr Laurence Niles
                Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                 
                • Jan 2012
                • 9063
                #8659
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Orphans.
                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                  • Titus Templeton
                    Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                    Jesus macht frei
                    True Christian™
                    • Aug 2010
                    • 5912
                    #8660
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
                    Orphans.
                    Little enemies of God.
                    -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                    -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                    -Holocaust Jokes
                    -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                    -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                    -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                    -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                    -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78552
                        #8661
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                        Little enemies of God.
                        Midget gypsies
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29443
                            #8662
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Midget gypsies
                            Midget Beer Stools
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2008
                                • 13996
                                #8663
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                Midget Beer Stools
                                Midget Tossing
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                  • WWJDnow
                                    True Christian™
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Aug 2009
                                    • 6299
                                    #8664
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                    Midget Tossing
                                    tiny vomit
                                    The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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                                      • Mary Etheldreda
                                        Gushing for Jesus
                                         
                                        • Sep 2011
                                        • 23775
                                        #8665
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                                        tiny vomit
                                        Sweet little babies!!!!
                                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                          • James Hutchins
                                            True Christian™
                                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                             
                                            • Jun 2009
                                            • 29443
                                            #8666
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                            Sweet little babies!!!!
                                            Sin filled leeches
                                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

                                              Comment

                                              • Didymus Much
                                                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                                • Jun 2010
                                                • 14076
                                                #8667
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                                Sin filled leeches
                                                Lobbyists.

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                                                  • Catherine Moore
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • Feb 2012
                                                    • 315
                                                    #8668
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Getting ourselves a snack.

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                                                      • Dr Laurence Niles
                                                        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                                                         
                                                        • Jan 2012
                                                        • 9063
                                                        #8669
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Catherine Moore View Post
                                                        Getting ourselves a snack.
                                                        Mayonnaise.
                                                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                                                          Comment

                                                          • James Hutchins
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                                             
                                                            • Jun 2009
                                                            • 29443
                                                            #8670
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
                                                            Mayonnaise.
                                                            Everything deep fried
                                                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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