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  • Brother Scott
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2010
    • 393

    #901
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
    Pie theft
    Hip hop "music"
    [Rev 19:20] And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone


    PALIN/BACHMAN 2016

    With their husbands permission of course

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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22356

      #902
      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

      Originally posted by Brother Scott View Post
      Hip hop "music"
      Gay sex orgies
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • Didymus Much
        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
        • Jun 2010
        • 14076

        #903
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
        Gay sex orgies
        True Christian(tm) recruiting drives.

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        • Gabriel Reproba
          Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
          The Most Honest Lawyer in America
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2009
          • 2479

          #904
          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
          True Christian™ recruiting drives.
          Potlucks
          Yours In Christ,

          Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

          Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

          Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
          Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
          The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
          Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
          How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
          20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
          God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
          Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
          Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
          Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
          There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
          Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

          Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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          • Brother Harold Porter
            Landover Senior Outreach
            Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 8236

            #905
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
            Potlucks
            Pollocks
            Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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            • A Judgement
              Unsaved trash, Rabid hatemonger
              • Jan 2011
              • 8

              #906
              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

              Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
              Pollocks
              Bottocks
              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
              abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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              • Brother Harold Porter
                Landover Senior Outreach
                Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 8236

                #907
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by A Judgement View Post
                Bottocks
                Botox
                Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29451

                  #908
                  Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                  Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                  Botox
                  joo-es
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Brother Harold Porter
                    Landover Senior Outreach
                    Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 8236

                    #909
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                    joo-es
                    Thieves
                    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                    • Adilene
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Dec 2010
                      • 332

                      #910
                      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                      Thieves
                      Gays
                      “By this we know that we love the children of God, when we love God, and keep his commandments. For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.” – 1 John 5:2-3

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                      • A Judgement
                        Unsaved trash, Rabid hatemonger
                        • Jan 2011
                        • 8

                        #911
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Adilene View Post
                        Gays
                        Nasty
                        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                        abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                        • Brother Harold Porter
                          Landover Senior Outreach
                          Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 8236

                          #912
                          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          Originally posted by A Judgement View Post
                          Nasty
                          Ethylene Oxide.
                          Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                          • Lycia The Repentant
                            Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                            Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 2019

                            #913
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                            Ethylene Oxide.
                            Amyl nitrates
                            "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

                            An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
                            Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
                            My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
                            Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
                            An Open Question to All false christians.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78553

                              #914
                              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
                              Amyl nitrates
                              Homersexural ORGIES!
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • God's Flaming Sword
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Jan 2011
                                • 233

                                #915
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Homersexural ORGIES!
                                George Michael
                                If you don't believe it then go read your bible - you DON"T have a bible??? Then prepare for eternal damnation sinner.
                                “If ye love me, keep my commandments.” – John 14:15
                                "Vengeance Is Mine, I Will Repay Sayeth The Lord" - Romans 12:19

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