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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552
    #9631
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
    Isaiah 36:12

    King James Version (KJV)

    12 But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?
    Dung Beatles



    In CHURCH no less!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Faith_Machine
        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 10049
        #9632
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Why earplugs were invented
        WARNING:
        In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
        REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996
            #9633
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
            Why earplugs were invented
            and barf bags
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15708
                #9634
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                and barf bags
                Morning sickness
                sigpic

                Tweet me Here
                My GODLY Bio Here

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                  • Faith_Machine
                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 10049
                    #9635
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Pity party
                    WARNING:
                    In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                    REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                      • LaQrundrellia
                        Forum Member, Repentant nigress
                        Forum Member
                        • Jul 2012
                        • 214
                        #9636
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                        Broccoli

                        The Incredible Hulk's thingy.
                        http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611-Bible/

                          Comment

                          • LaQrundrellia
                            Forum Member, Repentant nigress
                            Forum Member
                            • Jul 2012
                            • 214
                            #9637
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                            Pity party
                            The N-A-A-C-P
                            http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611-Bible/

                              Comment

                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2008
                                • 13996
                                #9638
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by LaQrundrellia View Post
                                The N-A-A-C-P
                                Confused group who says it is "racist" to call them "colored" when they do so themselves.
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

                                  Comment

                                  • LaQrundrellia
                                    Forum Member, Repentant nigress
                                    Forum Member
                                    • Jul 2012
                                    • 214
                                    #9639
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                    Confused group who says it is "racist" to call them "colored" when they do so themselves.
                                    Typical nigga behavior.
                                    http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611-Bible/

                                      Comment

                                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                        Honorary True Christian™
                                        Forum Member
                                        • May 2008
                                        • 13996
                                        #9640
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by LaQrundrellia View Post
                                        Typical nigga behavior.
                                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

                                          Comment

                                          • LaQrundrellia
                                            Forum Member, Repentant nigress
                                            Forum Member
                                            • Jul 2012
                                            • 214
                                            #9641
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post

                                            Larry Sinclair's Kenyan bitch.
                                            http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611-Bible/

                                              Comment

                                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                                Honorary True Christian™
                                                Forum Member
                                                • May 2008
                                                • 13996
                                                #9642
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by LaQrundrellia View Post
                                                Larry Sinclair's Kenyan bitch.
                                                First wave of deportations in the Great Purification.
                                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

                                                  Comment

                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78552
                                                    #9643
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                                    First wave of deportations in the Great Purification.
                                                    Nigras sailing back to africa!
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

                                                      Comment

                                                      • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                                        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                                        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                                        Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • May 2010
                                                        • 8337
                                                        #9644
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                        Nigras sailing back to africa!
                                                        Another free ride on the taxpayer's money!
                                                        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                                                          • Didymus Much
                                                            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                                            • Jun 2010
                                                            • 14076
                                                            #9645
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                                                            Another free ride on the taxpayer's money!
                                                            GWB's tax cuts.

                                                              Comment

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