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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #9631
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
    Isaiah 36:12

    King James Version (KJV)

    12 But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?
    Dung Beatles



    In CHURCH no less!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Faith_Machine
      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 10049

      #9632
      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

      Why earplugs were invented
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      REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #9633
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
        Why earplugs were invented
        and barf bags
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • Daisy Mae Johnson
          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708

          #9634
          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
          and barf bags
          Morning sickness
          sigpic

          Tweet me Here
          My GODLY Bio Here

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10049

            #9635
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Pity party
            WARNING:
            In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
            REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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            • LaQrundrellia
              Forum Member, Repentant nigress
              Forum Member
              • Jul 2012
              • 214

              #9636
              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

              Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
              Broccoli

              The Incredible Hulk's thingy.
              http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611-Bible/

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              • LaQrundrellia
                Forum Member, Repentant nigress
                Forum Member
                • Jul 2012
                • 214

                #9637
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                Pity party
                The N-A-A-C-P
                http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611-Bible/

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #9638
                  Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                  Originally posted by LaQrundrellia View Post
                  The N-A-A-C-P
                  Confused group who says it is "racist" to call them "colored" when they do so themselves.
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • LaQrundrellia
                    Forum Member, Repentant nigress
                    Forum Member
                    • Jul 2012
                    • 214

                    #9639
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    Confused group who says it is "racist" to call them "colored" when they do so themselves.
                    Typical nigga behavior.
                    http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611-Bible/

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #9640
                      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Originally posted by LaQrundrellia View Post
                      Typical nigga behavior.
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • LaQrundrellia
                        Forum Member, Repentant nigress
                        Forum Member
                        • Jul 2012
                        • 214

                        #9641
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post

                        Larry Sinclair's Kenyan bitch.
                        http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611-Bible/

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #9642
                          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          Originally posted by LaQrundrellia View Post
                          Larry Sinclair's Kenyan bitch.
                          First wave of deportations in the Great Purification.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78552

                            #9643
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                            First wave of deportations in the Great Purification.
                            Nigras sailing back to africa!
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Billy Bob Jenkins
                              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                              Hates anal sex. And trees.
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2010
                              • 8337

                              #9644
                              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Nigras sailing back to africa!
                              Another free ride on the taxpayer's money!
                              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                              • Didymus Much
                                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 14076

                                #9645
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                                Another free ride on the taxpayer's money!
                                GWB's tax cuts.

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